truck.

i'm do a truck for a living, so this is a thread for

• questions about the wild world of truck? ask them!!
  
• pictures of sights I see
  
• various anecdotes and information dumps
  
• etc
  

I'll try to update at least two times a week. beep beep!

OTTO - Today at 1:52 AM:
i was taking a photoshop exam and they made me make this picture
"in a 24 pt font, type the word 'truck' underneath the truck."

(click for full)
I-40, heading eastward of albuquerque, NM. East of Albuquerque is the high plains, which stretches on like this with huge clouds like this often.

How long do you have to own a pickup truck before it evolves into an 18 wheeler?

depends on the make. different makes require different odometer levels before they evolve.

what kind of license do you need to truck?

what kind of license do you need to truck?

just a standard space truck license. i went to a didaskaloi trucking school and was hired right after. here's my license.



i know soledade aren't general trusted with much, so i had to sign a contact when i first got hired. i think the rules are a little unfair to my species but what are you going to do. here's a list of some of the rules.

i. you are not allowed to turn in to a cloud on the job.
 ii. you must trim eyebrows to fit truck.
 iii. you are not allowed to speak in the true tongue.
 iv. do not consume the truck. (i asked why this rule was here as i am unable to consume the truck but the man in the suit assured me they had a problem with a soledade consuming a truck but i'm sure this was a lie based on speciesism.)
 v. rain clouds count as clouds, you cannot turn in to that on the job.
 vi. do not eat krill in the truck.

name as many words that rhyme with truck please

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff duck

have been to everywhere? where is place gime have not been?

are we there yet???