[STEVETUNA] - Let's Go Camping

>Say hello! And ask for a run-down of where we are planet-wise

Thanks, Rotomdex!!

>Complain that it's too early

>Press snooze button on the Phoenix

>Press snooze button on the Phoenix

Seconding.

>Press snooze button on the Phoenix

Seconding.

Third-ing

*slow blink*

[STEVE ROLLS A 20 SIDED DIE. HE ROLLS A 15.]

…

What.

Bzzt, it’zzz fine, Forty! Somebody has to make the big rollzzz when you’re here, right?

I… suppose it could be a quirk of the modification that allows me to be here. I do feel like I should know this…

[STEVE ROLLS FOUR 20 SIDED DICE. HE ROLLS 20, 4, 12, and 4, AND THEY ARE RANDOMLY SHUFFLED]

The results seem to be the same, regardless, so-

[STEVE THINKS THAT THE 12 IS SO CLOSE TO SOMETHING BETTER, AND CHANGES IT TO A 14]

…

...

…

Bzzt, um, Forty, I think you’re needed.

[FORTUNA ROLLS A 4 SIDED DIE. SHE ROLLS A 4.]

The fourth planet had a 20 rolled for it. I have some things to do.

[FORTUNA HAS LEFT AS A PATRON]

...


Bzzt, what's got her knickerzzz in a knot?

> Yeehaw.
> I wonder where Fortuna went? And who is Steve?

>I guess head to the local spaceport. Good place as any to find a ride.
>Fortuna Probably just wants to straighten out this steve person about fudging rolls.

> Yeehaw

>Quickly, uninstall the [STEVE] mod and reinstall the [Fortuna as a Patron] mod to make her forget that ever happened!
>Yeehaw
>Key: To the pawn shop or something; we need to sell some things in order to pay for tickets at the spaceport, right?

"The last person that tried to find that button ended up with a burnt hand"
>Yeehaw
Then >Reboot Fortuna. This happens sometimes with sooo many mods. A reboot tends to fix it.

I think Steve is a dead man. Or maybe an alive man.


I vote we go to the 4th planet. It sounds like an easy ride, and shouldn't distract from the Fortuna vs Steve drama (seems we forgot a step when applying the mod?)

>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAA W W W W

>Cowboy time

>Ask rotomdex if they're able to give the lowdown on Phoenix too

You have 15000 Points

[Hey, Rotomdex. Can you give us the low-down on Phoenixes?]

Bzzt, just the basiczzzz! Phoenix units can self repair like nobody’s businezzzzz! V3 izzzn’t on your crew, so I can’t tell you much more, but I’ve seen one now, so I can tell you where you can find otherzzz! I can give many detailzzz on any species registered azz crewed, too! Gzzt!

In cazze you were wondering, Phoenix v3 izz the only Phoenix in the area, bzzt!

Before purchasing anything > Take stock of what you've already got.

> BUY ALL ENHANCEMENT PILLS

In Key's Inventory are

Code:

Shrink Ray
Growth Ray
Crew Card

In Mr. Universe's inventory are

Code:

Electric Guitar
Electric Keytar
Journey To Fortuna Tour Ticket x500
Crew Card

In the van are

Code:

Meat Jerky x3
Fruit Cereal x1
Fruit Leather x1
Moldy Bread x2
Amplifier x8
Big Speaker x4
Mid Speaker (broken) x4
Microphone x3
Board Game x5
Bedroll x2
Signed Photo of Blu + Mr Universe x4

> Enlarge the speakers before asking for the refund so you can get more out of it.

> Don't bother getting food, just size up what you've already got.

> Ask about everything in stock.

> Repair speakers and ask how much extra it'd be to have the projector bot fixed with it.

We need that extra bit of pizzazz. Plus he could help us advertise, which means more money in the long run.

>purchase hard light projector, bag of dice, and the all-expenses-paid ticket.
I'm banking on the tickets being applicable to anything, instead of nothing. Also, the hard light projector project sounds fun.

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the previous two posts are in reference to this post. i deleted it and top paged it

> What the heck, buy "The Sea We Shared." It's only 450.
> Use offer code MYBROTHER for free shipping

>Repair speakers, buy bootleg literature