you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time

it turns out you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time

it turns out you're supposed to use a cheese grater

it turns out you can peel the whole bunch in one good tug

it turns out they're just closed-minded about the concept of being comfortable in the nude, so you gotta teach them to be open minded by your example.

It turns out they are actually just a sushi rolls painted yellow with food colouring.

it turns out you should wait for them to bloom so they open up naturally

It turns out I am legally disallowed from being within 50 metres of bananas for the next 3 years.

It turns out that Candy is like Humanity's Fruit, so you should eat that because its a healthy alternative.

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it turns out it's like a souffle and if you make loud noises that'll do the trick

It turns out you're supposed to use advanced interrogation techniques on the banana so it may reveal all its secrets, in the interest of national security of course

It turns out you're supposed to turn it inside out, then peel it

It turns out bananas speak a foreign language and you're supposed to hire a professional banana-whisperer to commune with the banana and peel it.

It turns out that is Schrödinger's banana and it is in varying degrees of undress at all times, thus complicating the situation even further.

it turns out you're supposed to seduce the bananas into peeling themselves

it turns out you gotta get a mohel so it's kosher

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it turns out you have to cut the banana in slices, and then chew off the peel from each slice.

It turns out you're just supposed to say "sudo peel"

It turns out pineapples are bananas, peel them instead

It turns out you need a second person to insert their key and turn it at the same time

It turns out you need to throw it in the trash

It turns out you need to put it in a blender and blend for 2 minutes

It turns out you have to peel the strong ones first, so that only the weak are left to breed and peeling is easier next time

It turns out you have to sing it a steven universe song, and it will cry its banana juices, which you should then harvest and freeze in the shape of a peeled banana