RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
01-20-2017, 03:08 AM
it turns out you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
01-20-2017, 03:08 AM
it turns out you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
01-20-2017, 03:13 AM
it turns out you're supposed to use a cheese grater
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
01-20-2017, 03:14 AM
it turns out you can peel the whole bunch in one good tug
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
01-20-2017, 03:24 AM
it turns out they're just closed-minded about the concept of being comfortable in the nude, so you gotta teach them to be open minded by your example.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
01-20-2017, 03:25 AM
It turns out they are actually just a sushi rolls painted yellow with food colouring.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
01-20-2017, 03:28 AM
it turns out you should wait for them to bloom so they open up naturally
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
01-20-2017, 03:31 AM
It turns out I am legally disallowed from being within 50 metres of bananas for the next 3 years.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
01-20-2017, 03:32 AM
It turns out that Candy is like Humanity's Fruit, so you should eat that because its a healthy alternative.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
01-20-2017, 03:37 AM
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
01-20-2017, 03:46 AM
it turns out it's like a souffle and if you make loud noises that'll do the trick
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
01-20-2017, 09:25 PM
It turns out you're supposed to use advanced interrogation techniques on the banana so it may reveal all its secrets, in the interest of national security of course
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
01-21-2017, 12:46 AM
It turns out you're supposed to turn it inside out, then peel it
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
01-22-2017, 03:55 AM
It turns out bananas speak a foreign language and you're supposed to hire a professional banana-whisperer to commune with the banana and peel it.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
01-22-2017, 04:05 AM
(This post was last modified: 01-22-2017, 04:06 AM by ICan'tGiveCredit.)
It turns out that is Schrödinger's banana and it is in varying degrees of undress at all times, thus complicating the situation even further.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
01-22-2017, 04:08 AM
it turns out you're supposed to seduce the bananas into peeling themselves
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
01-22-2017, 07:35 AM
it turns out you gotta get a mohel so it's kosher
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
01-22-2017, 05:55 PM
it turns out you have to cut the banana in slices, and then chew off the peel from each slice.
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
01-22-2017, 05:56 PM
It turns out you're just supposed to say "sudo peel"
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
01-22-2017, 05:58 PM
It turns out pineapples are bananas, peel them instead
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
01-22-2017, 05:58 PM
It turns out you need a second person to insert their key and turn it at the same time
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
01-22-2017, 05:59 PM
It turns out you need to throw it in the trash
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
01-22-2017, 05:59 PM
It turns out you need to put it in a blender and blend for 2 minutes
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
01-22-2017, 06:00 PM
It turns out you have to peel the strong ones first, so that only the weak are left to breed and peeling is easier next time
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
01-22-2017, 06:01 PM
It turns out you have to sing it a steven universe song, and it will cry its banana juices, which you should then harvest and freeze in the shape of a peeled banana
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