official rap thread

baba bum bum
bada duh-duh-duh dum
bapa ba pa babababa bum pa dum

baba bu dum
schika wom wom wom
baba ba. ba. ba ba babababa pa. pum. dum.

pu chika-csh puttaputta-chika-csh
pu chika-csh puttaputta-chika-csh
pu chika-csh puttaputta-chika-csh
puu, pu-csh csh csh!

it is
raining right now
and my cats
go meow meow meow

cause they want
to go outside
but it's wet
and they like dry

I GAVE A WARM AND LOVING KISS TO A MOUND OF RAZORS AND MY MOUTH HITS THE GROUND BLEEDING
HITS THE GROUND BLEEDING
HITS THE GROUND HITS THE GROUND HITS THE GROUND BLEEDING
FUCKED UP AND BULLSHIT MY LIPS ARE SLICED IN FIVE

WHERE IS MY PHONE I MISPLACED IT
WHERE IS MY PHONE I MISPLACED IT
SO ANGRY I LOST MY PHONE I MIS
PLACED
IT
WHERE

MY
CAR
DRIVES
FORWARDS
INTO THE FUTURE
OF
MY
LIFE

everywhere im going i am shitting and a farter
call my dick metapod cause it only gets harder

yuh
i got lotsa money
i got lotsa cars
bitch, i'm the bar ice cream
comin' through with the bars
ay yuh
all iced out, but i got no cream
call me pista cuz i got green
melt some grape up in my lean
may be cool, but i bring the heat!

YO IT'S YOUR MAN STEVE O AND I'VE COME TO RAP
CAME OUTTA THE TOILET 'CAUSE I TOOK A HUGE CRAP
CALL ME A MALPRACTITIONER BECAUSE I'M LOSING MY PATIENCE
IT'S INCONVENIENT SINCE MY BATHROOM'S IN MY BASEMENT

[incoherent mumbling] ay
[more incoherent mumbling] huh
[more incoherent mumbling] yuh
[more incoherent mumbling] [claps] hey
[more incoherent mumbling] boy