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07-30-2016, 04:48 PM
Fortune cookies that never lie.
"Reading this fortune will fill you with disappointment."
"Don't forget to do your taxes this week."
"They're always watching."
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07-30-2016, 05:21 PM
A $19.99 bill.
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07-30-2016, 07:26 PM
a 10trillion dollar bill with which you can easily collapse all international markets
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07-31-2016, 01:08 AM
a toaster that turns toast back into bread
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07-31-2016, 01:10 AM
An oven that turns cooked meat raw, and baked goods into batter.
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07-31-2016, 01:52 AM
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An oven that turns batterers, batteries, and baseball players into cake
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07-31-2016, 02:04 AM
A device that automatically corrects all uses of "soccer" to "football".
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07-31-2016, 02:36 AM
A device that reads your mind and says aloud everything you want to say but can't.
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07-31-2016, 03:06 AM
flavored bricks (comes in lemon, chocolate, cherry, and birthday cake)
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07-31-2016, 03:16 AM
A hat that actually fits on my head.
i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore
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07-31-2016, 03:52 PM
a therapist that actually shrinks heads
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07-31-2016, 06:50 PM
A device that has a light which turns on when its light fails.
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08-02-2016, 08:28 PM
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an escalator that also tells you how much you weigh via app
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08-02-2016, 09:53 PM
A swimming lane for people who would rather just walk.
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08-02-2016, 10:11 PM
Pokemon Stop
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08-02-2016, 10:50 PM
socks that keep your feet cool on hot days
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08-02-2016, 10:52 PM
Anti-spicy sauce, in case you go a little overboard on your soup.
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08-02-2016, 10:56 PM
A gun that shoots bread.
Also: A bread that shoots guns.
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08-02-2016, 10:59 PM
Political commentary that never stops running in circles chasing itself.
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08-02-2016, 11:07 PM
Clothes that change colors when they are washed.
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08-02-2016, 11:09 PM
Bong with etching on inside of bowl; as resin builds up from use, decontextualized bible verses condemning refugees and immigrants are revealed.
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08-02-2016, 11:11 PM
A bong that's actually pronounced "böng".
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08-02-2016, 11:12 PM
dogs bred to shitpost
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08-03-2016, 12:16 AM
A recorder delivery system, to help poor unfortunate people who don't have one.
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08-03-2016, 12:40 AM
electric chairs that only work on innocent people, so you can make sure that they really are guilty before they go to jail
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