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RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can
07-29-2016, 04:44 AM
You are an archeologist who discovered a time machine. You promptly use it to travel to all your favourite time periods to date all your favourite historical figures and completely fuck up history.
Secrete ending where you wind up with a sapient dinosaur
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RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can
07-29-2016, 04:50 AM
You are dating commercials. No, not people from commercials, the whole commercials. On the plus side, think of all the advertising money you would get from making the game.
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RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can
07-30-2016, 12:40 AM
(07-22-2016, 09:19 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »if it was free, because who wastes money on dating sims other than Hatoful Boyfriend am I right?
name a real dating sim and i'll buy it
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RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can
07-30-2016, 12:47 AM
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You're dating the sides of the die. You can only go on a date with them when their number is rolled. And if you roll the same number twice in a row, you get shot out of a cannon.
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RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can
07-30-2016, 12:48 AM
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You're dating the walls of a room.in hallucinations
That's it.
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RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can
07-30-2016, 12:49 AM
a dating sim but you're playing backgammon and there's no dating
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RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can
07-30-2016, 12:50 AM
A dating sim where you flit between false imaginings and reliving implanted memories, unable to tell which is the truth you must truly wake up to.
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RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can
07-30-2016, 12:51 AM
(07-30-2016, 12:40 AM)OrangeAipom Wrote: » (07-22-2016, 09:19 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »if it was free, because who wastes money on dating sims other than Hatoful Boyfriend am I right?
name a real dating sim and i'll buy it
oh right i already played hatoful boyfriend so that doesn't count
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RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can
07-30-2016, 01:47 AM
You're dating fremp. There is nothing else, only fremp.
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RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can
07-30-2016, 02:08 AM
I was doodling some of these:
(07-22-2016, 07:37 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »You date emojis, and all the text in the game is replaced by emojis.
Or, 🔞👰💓😀📲📖👌
(07-23-2016, 12:12 AM)Loather Wrote: »YOU'RE THIRSTY FROM ALL THE NONSTOP SCREAMING YOU DO SO YOU GO ON DATES AND THEY ALL GO HORRIBLY BECAUSE OF THE SCREAMING AND IT'S JUST CONSTANT DAMAGE CONTROL
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RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can
07-30-2016, 02:25 AM
(07-30-2016, 12:47 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »You're dating the sides of the die. You can only go on a date with them when their number is rolled. And if you roll the same number twice in a row, you get shot out of a cannon.
what if it's a d20
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RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can
07-30-2016, 03:15 AM
Then I guess you only have a 5% chance to get shot out of a cannon.
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RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can
07-30-2016, 03:59 AM
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you're all the other characters dating the same generic main character
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RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can
07-30-2016, 04:27 AM
(07-30-2016, 03:15 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »Then I guess you only have a 5% chance to get shot out of a cannon.
I like those odds.
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RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can
07-30-2016, 05:19 AM
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Aristotle's world of forms. Platonic ideal dating.
Yes I know it's Plato's world but that Aristotle stole it is the plot
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RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can
07-30-2016, 05:48 AM
Combine the dice with that and we get
PLATONIC SOLID DATING
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RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can
07-30-2016, 07:50 AM
(07-30-2016, 05:48 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »PLATONIC SOLID DATING
*snrk*
A character on fire WOULDN'T say "I am cold."
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RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can
07-30-2016, 07:58 AM
(07-30-2016, 05:19 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »Aristotle's world of forms. Platonic ideal dating.
Yes I know it's Plato's world but that Aristotle stole it is the plot
Actual Platonic era dating. Two men fucking the everliving shit out of each other on a battlefield.
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RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can
07-30-2016, 05:15 PM
Date all the threads in Hawkspace.
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RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can
07-30-2016, 05:28 PM
Date humanization of all the eagletime boards. Will you date Hawkspace or Neo New Trollslum, the choice is yours.
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RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can
07-30-2016, 05:46 PM
Date various methods of dating. The final date is "this" itself.
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RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can
07-30-2016, 05:49 PM
Your date asks you to go to Tim Hortons with them.
You don't live in Canada.
And yes, I know Tim Hortons isn't only in Canada, but come on it's funnier
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RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can
07-30-2016, 09:36 PM
(07-30-2016, 05:49 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »Your date asks you to go to Tim Hortons with them.
You don't live in Canada.
And yes, I know Tim Hortons isn't only in Canada, but come on it's funnier
You have to date personifications of Canadian franchises
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RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can
07-31-2016, 06:52 PM
Cookie Clicker dating
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RE: come up with the worst dating sim plots you can
07-31-2016, 07:49 PM
(07-31-2016, 06:52 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »Cookie Clicker dating
https://orteil42.tumblr.com/post/1482163...d-yourself
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