come up with the worst dating sim plots you can

You are an archeologist who discovered a time machine. You promptly use it to travel to all your favourite time periods to date all your favourite historical figures and completely fuck up history.

Secrete ending where you wind up with a sapient dinosaur

You are dating commercials. No, not people from commercials, the whole commercials. On the plus side, think of all the advertising money you would get from making the game.

if it was free, because who wastes money on dating sims other than Hatoful Boyfriend am I right?

name a real dating sim and i'll buy it

You're dating the sides of the die. You can only go on a date with them when their number is rolled. And if you roll the same number twice in a row, you get shot out of a cannon.

You're dating the walls of a room.in hallucinations

That's it.

a dating sim but you're playing backgammon and there's no dating

A dating sim where you flit between false imaginings and reliving implanted memories, unable to tell which is the truth you must truly wake up to.

if it was free, because who wastes money on dating sims other than Hatoful Boyfriend am I right?

name a real dating sim and i'll buy it

oh right i already played hatoful boyfriend so that doesn't count

You're dating fremp. There is nothing else, only fremp.

I was doodling some of these:

You date emojis, and all the text in the game is replaced by emojis.

Or, 🔞👰💓😀📲📖👌

YOU'RE THIRSTY FROM ALL THE NONSTOP SCREAMING YOU DO SO YOU GO ON DATES AND THEY ALL GO HORRIBLY BECAUSE OF THE SCREAMING AND IT'S JUST CONSTANT DAMAGE CONTROL

You're dating the sides of the die. You can only go on a date with them when their number is rolled. And if you roll the same number twice in a row, you get shot out of a cannon.

what if it's a d20

Then I guess you only have a 5% chance to get shot out of a cannon.

you're all the other characters dating the same generic main character

Then I guess you only have a 5% chance to get shot out of a cannon.

I like those odds.

Aristotle's world of forms. Platonic ideal dating.

Yes I know it's Plato's world but that Aristotle stole it is the plot

Combine the dice with that and we get

PLATONIC SOLID DATING

PLATONIC SOLID DATING

*snrk*

Aristotle's world of forms. Platonic ideal dating.

Yes I know it's Plato's world but that Aristotle stole it is the plot

Actual Platonic era dating. Two men fucking the everliving shit out of each other on a battlefield.

Date all the threads in Hawkspace.

Date humanization of all the eagletime boards. Will you date Hawkspace or Neo New Trollslum, the choice is yours.

Date various methods of dating. The final date is "this" itself.

Your date asks you to go to Tim Hortons with them.

You don't live in Canada.

And yes, I know Tim Hortons isn't only in Canada, but come on it's funnier

Your date asks you to go to Tim Hortons with them.

You don't live in Canada.

And yes, I know Tim Hortons isn't only in Canada, but come on it's funnier

You have to date personifications of Canadian franchises

Cookie Clicker dating

Cookie Clicker dating

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