HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite

Can we name the bluebird "bluebird" to express our care?

I would like to send an expedition out into the depths of the dark realms we know as MSPAF

I will send out
Aftik - translator
Eyedog - Lookout/Navigator
LovableBabu - Bodyguard
Fox - The desk worker who stays behind and monitors their progress online and generally is like Jeremy from Code Lyoko probably

Fox - The desk worker who stays behind and monitors their progress online and generally is like Jeremy from Code Lyoko probably

I think you've cracked it! We never saw Jeremie's Lyoko form, and all that is known is that, according to Odd, it was ridiculous. Well, what if it's this fox that he turned into? HUH?

Jim will be proud to know that he is now an official OFFICEQUEST character.

I think my favourite part is both of my babies so far are slightly rivalling each other. Look at these adorable world-destroyers. Aww.

my slime hawk is still good tho

The babies got together and decided they wanted to be the best dog ever. With the power of teamwork they became.....well this kind of looks more like a pangolin but it's the thought that matters ok?

OH MY GOSH THAT IS THE BEST WEIRD DOG

I AM SO HAPPY I ACCIDENTALLY TRIGGERED STICKY KEYS

i love my shitposting babys

After adopting a baby, make sure to get credit for your good deeds here.

I got a little caught up in work and also eating a pasta for 2 hours
(I am a slow eater ok)
So just push back the date of the egg hatchings and new eggs being handed out by two days, sorry!

weird fish^1543 = a weird dog?

Awwwww that fish baby is an adorable eldritch abomination! I think the fish baby is one of my favorite babies so far.

All these babies are adorable, but none of them satisfy my insatiable need for spooky edginess. Is there a baby out on the market that's 3edgy5me?

a somber baby

somber baby

an umber somber maybe-baby

An UMBRAL BABY

A BABY OF THE DARK PACT

THAT ONE KID FROM OMEN

SPYKIDS, ARE PRETTY MUCH BABIES, BUT WITH SATANIC TECHNOLOGY

THE MASK OF LOKI, 2

No!! They are good..........

They are special in their own way.

i adopted myself today

Wow, Loather!

Three times, even!

no i'm telling you, guys, the baseball egg is real!

It contains Babe Ruth.....'s corpse.

The babies are hatching



Oh. Ooooooh my gosh I'm so sorry that wasn't a baby at all that was actually a cabbage. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Now it's all gross and spoiled.




The boat gained another sail? Huh?






"Gime come on, a paper crane, everyone knew it was going to be a paper crane, couldn't you do something cooler?"

Look here pal, buddy, bucko, you're going to take this paper crane and you're going to feel sort of luke warm but not overly excited about it, ok? ok.







The birth of man.







I have been informed that this is in fact just a digimon colored like a pokemon. Here at HawkRoost we do not approve of bootleg babies and we are so sorry that you got one. On the upside, considering it's a digimon that means your new baby will have at least 2 guns and/or nipple missiles when it grows up. Maybe more, imagine.







Look at this bb goat, she's painting like her idol! <3333333333333









Bone momma will wait 4ever for her baby. She is in no rush.







Schazer took this baby to tumblr so this baby is now tumblr. This Tumblr vaporwave baby sure seems the mysterious type.

WHAT ARE YOU HIDING VAPORWAVE BABY!? THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW!

baby is too young for tumblr oh no

The vaporwave baby has seen too much on tumblr. Look in to Vaporwave baby's eyes. You can tell.

I'll be filling the other egg requests later today. Got some work to do.

Edit: I should inform everyone that me making deadlines is a joke. Never meet em.

Fox has taken the rotten cabbage onto the boat and is sailing away with it. I know not what their journey is for, but a strange aura of darkness surrounds them...

(And it's totally an aura and not me copying the images and breaking the transparency.)