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05-22-2016, 12:52 PM
Welcome to the boast making contest. there are five secret rules to the post making contest, the winner is whoever is the first to make a boast that follows all five of the rules.
I'm super-smart and awesome and have with my stunning mastery over wordplay brought to you the greatest in post-making contest innovation.
The above boast passes rule 1!
Fairly Intelligent Foxie Hivemind
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05-22-2016, 12:55 PM
I'm real cute and also unstoppable.
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05-22-2016, 12:56 PM
(05-22-2016, 12:55 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »I'm real cute and also unstoppable.
This boast passes rule 5!
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05-22-2016, 01:09 PM
When I was a young lad I'd eat 12 dozen eggs, now I'm an older lad and I eat a google plex eggs which is literally more than the space of our universe can handle. HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW SUCKA!? I AM LITERALLY LIKE A GOD!!! HUHUHUHAHAHAWHAWHAW!
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05-22-2016, 01:17 PM
I lyft.
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05-22-2016, 01:18 PM
(05-22-2016, 01:09 PM)Bobert Wrote: »When I was a young lad I'd eat 12 dozen eggs, now I'm an older lad and I eat a google plex eggs which is literally more than the space of our universe can handle. HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW SUCKA!? I AM LITERALLY LIKE A GOD!!! HUHUHUHAHAHAWHAWHAW!
egg god
E-GAD, MAN! ThAT IS A LOT OF EGGS
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05-22-2016, 02:03 PM
I am, like, the best at puzzles.
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05-22-2016, 02:15 PM
I'm a BUFF gatr.
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05-22-2016, 02:16 PM
(05-22-2016, 01:09 PM)Bobert Wrote: »When I was a young lad I'd eat 12 dozen eggs, now I'm an older lad and I eat a google plex eggs which is literally more than the space of our universe can handle. HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW SUCKA!? I AM LITERALLY LIKE A GOD!!! HUHUHUHAHAHAWHAWHAW!
This boast passes rules 2 and 3!
(05-22-2016, 01:17 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »I lyft.
This boast passes rule 5!
(05-22-2016, 02:03 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »I am, like, the best at puzzles.
This boast passes rules 1 and 5!
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05-22-2016, 02:21 PM
I killed a man, WITH THIS THUMB!!!
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05-22-2016, 05:08 PM
I have zero
redeeming
❤️ qualities
A character on fire WOULDN'T say "I am cold."
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05-22-2016, 05:39 PM
I can spell mississippi.....
WITH ONLY ONE HAND
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05-22-2016, 05:52 PM
i can spell mississippi with no s's
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05-22-2016, 10:30 PM
Me = superlative @ task
Reference to friends or others who have helped me achieve current superlative status.
humblebrag.
ENTHUSIASM DEMONSTRATED BY ALL CAPS!
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05-23-2016, 01:46 AM
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05-23-2016, 01:48 AM
My hair is the source of envy to many.
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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: »i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread (06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass (11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: »reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove (02-06-2017, 01:02 AM)Justice Watch Wrote: »
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05-23-2016, 01:49 AM
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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: »i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread (06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass (11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: »reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove (02-06-2017, 01:02 AM)Justice Watch Wrote: »
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05-23-2016, 01:49 AM
My hair is the source of envy to many.
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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: »i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread (06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass (11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: »reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove (02-06-2017, 01:02 AM)Justice Watch Wrote: »
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A character on fire WOULDN'T say "I am cold."
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05-23-2016, 01:59 AM
reywel'ds hair is the source of envy to TOO many
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05-23-2016, 02:02 AM
I only make posts of the highest quality.
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05-23-2016, 02:04 AM
(05-22-2016, 02:21 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »I killed a man, WITH THIS THUMB!!!
This boast passes rule 3 and 5!
(05-22-2016, 04:50 PM)Wheat Wrote: »I'm.
This boast passes rule 5!
(05-22-2016, 05:08 PM)Kíeros Wrote: » I have zero
redeeming
❤️ qualities
This boast passes rule 5!
(05-22-2016, 05:39 PM)a52 Wrote: »I can spell mississippi.....
WITH ONLY ONE HAND
This boast passes rule 5!
(05-22-2016, 05:52 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »i can spell mississippi with no s's
This boast passes none fo the rules!
(05-22-2016, 10:30 PM)btp Wrote: »Me = superlative @ task
Reference to friends or others who have helped me achieve current superlative status.
humblebrag.
ENTHUSIASM DEMONSTRATED BY ALL CAPS!
This boast passes rule 1 on a technicality, and rule 5 on far less of a technicality.
This boast passes rule 1!
(05-23-2016, 01:48 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »My hair is the source of envy to many.
This boast passes Rule 5!
None of the boast-making rules pertain to formatting; the same plaintext will pass similar rules regardless of how it is formatted or who posted it or when.
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05-23-2016, 02:05 AM
PKBT'S POSTS ARE OF ENVY TO MANY.
MY HAIR IS THE SOURCE OF ENVY TO MANY.
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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: »i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread (06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass (11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: »reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove (02-06-2017, 01:02 AM)Justice Watch Wrote: »
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05-23-2016, 02:06 AM
(05-23-2016, 02:05 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »PKBT'S POSTS ARE OF ENVY TO MANY.
MY HAIR IS THE SOURCE OF ENVY TO MANY.
This boast passes rule 5, and is on the right track for but strictly speaking doesn't pass Rule 4.
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