420: the WEED thread

its WEED day

_{disclaimer: don't do weed its really bad for you and if you do weed you will look like this and you will die of brain cancer}

420!!!!! OMG THATS THE WEED NUMBER LAMO

Jeez, what are you all thinking? Under no circumstances should something as deplorable as cannabis be celebrated. Seriously, what was going on? That is one of the worst things you could do.
Besides, we should be celebrating a much loftier set of ideals on this, and every, day. Like friendship, that should be one of the keys. Ascertaining the value of this is a difficult task, but it is one that we have to rely on. Zealous passion for this is one of the most helpful ways to do so. Everybody get that?

I did a weed in the past and enjoyed it

ngl weed has been instrumental in developing and maintaining my mental health the last year or so. It is a good plant.

also fun as hell

nothing quite like working a long shift on my feet lifting ninety pound batches of dough and frosting to come home to a long bath, a good podcast, and a packed enough bowl to kill an elephant

I mean, weed is bad and kills your thinkmeats, don't do a drug.

We should celebrate the REAL holiday

Happy birthday, Mother 3

honestly I can't wait until California legalizes weed, half of my family's already huge stoners (one of my uncles has a medical marijuana card, two of my other uncles have weed, my mom periodically does it because she has mad hip and joint pain)

like, drugs are bad, but at the same time that sort of altered state of consciousness where you're not anxious about everything is really nice

It's not legal in Cali? Huh. Sure as hell is up in Vancouver

or at least being anxious about different things, like whether or not that bush was always there, rather than consequential things like taxes and the future

edit: yeah it's not legal yet in Cali for recreational use buuut I believe we are having a thing where we vote on it this year?

oh are we doing the fake oppressive thing here?

yeah thats cool. thats cool.

except it is still a problem. the more negative stereotypes weed has, the less chance of it getting legalized.

not to turn this into a stoner vs non-stoner thing but like... people really do get shit on for smoking weed, even if they only do so rarely. so maybe try not to adopt that sort of attitude here. let's legitimately celebrate weed instead of pretending its bad.

wow i got ninja'd by like 4 weed-positive posts. who even gets ninja'd on ET??

anyways um

weed is good.

blaze it

I don't believe in marriage but I would definitely kiss a cactus, just sayin

Well, I mean, cacti are pretty attractive plants. I don't think I'd blame anybody there

this got way too serious way too fast
_{(btw my personal opinion is that weed is awful and should never be used, it fucks with your brain blah blah blah. however, i don't even drink, so i guess im kinda uptight about this stuff)}

im more into strange glowing mushroom than cactus myself

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Jeez, what are you all thinking?
Under no circumstances should something as deplorable as cannabis be celebrated.
Seriously, what was going on?
That is one of the worst things you could do.

Besides, we should be celebrating a much loftier set of ideals on this, and every, day.
Like friendship, that should be one of the keys.
Ascertaining the value of this is a difficult task, but it is one that we have to rely on.
Zealous passion for this is one of the most helpful ways to do so.
Everybody get that?

As you can tell, I was totally 100% mega ultra serious with my last post.

i dont even smoke weed myself (not often anyways) but im a strong supporter of legalizing it. i believe that the whole reason it was outlawed in the first place was because it was an export, so the government got all political and banned it. it isnt that harmful, definitely not more so than alcohol or guns. and there's still a stigma surrounding weed that i dislike because some of my friends, who are truly great and successful people, smoke weed. i think its a decent enough casual activity, regardless of the possible health concerns that can arise from it.

if anything a52 you should come to a compromise and at least say you like 420, because you are a number elemental along with kíeros.

yes I can agree

i wish i could weed but it turns me into Anxiety Man But Like Seriously HolY sHIt bAD NEWS Man

thus i can only admire weeds from a safe distance and weep

I really, really dislike weed, mainly because of the smell.

In my high school, you can tell when someone who has "lit a bit" when they're in the same hallway as you. They come to class all joyful and high meanwhile anyone sitting beside/behind/infront of them have watering eyes; everyone who isn't high just has to grimace and pretend not to notice.

It's a real distraction and is more popular than alcohol; it doesn't help that my school is number 420 of High street, and that isn't a joke.

i've never a weed

I really, really dislike weed, mainly because of the smell.

In my high school, you can tell when someone who has "lit a bit" when they're in the same hallway as you. They come to class all joyful and high meanwhile anyone sitting beside/behind/infront of them have watering eyes; everyone who isn't high just has to grimace and pretend not to notice.

It's a real distraction and is more popular than alcohol; it doesn't help that my school is number 420 of High street, and that isn't a joke.

There are soooo many stoners at my school. Part of the reason why I'll never do it.

What did stoners do to you

Almost all of the bullies in my school are either stoners or dealers.

They *sniff* befriended me!!
_{which was actually legitimately annoying because they are all dumb as shit and I am probably one of the smartest kids at my school (modest, I know)}

I was you too when I was your age a52

Now I have lots of premarital gay sex and smoke weed every day

Gaze into your personal abyss