already have asked a hypothetical wizard

quench your curiosity with refreshing knowledge that a wizard would have, if one were here

how many stars should i rate this thread, my mouse is currently hovering over 1 star out of 5

what was i supposed to do, tomorrow?

how many stars should i rate this thread, my mouse is currently hovering over 1 star out of 5

if i were this wizard i would say that i already told you, you dingus, you would have already asked before and i would have said you should follow your heart

what was i supposed to do, tomorrow?

i mean i wouldn't know why you wouldn't have written it down when i would have told you this earlier, if i were a wizard that you had already asked this of, but i would exasperatedly say that you will have been supposed to check your tire pressure and oil levels

Why doesn't my magic eight ball provide me with meaningful responses?

Why doesn't my magic eight ball provide me with meaningful responses?

Better not tell you now

you should remember when I would have told you that magic eight balls require careful care and feeding to provide reliable responses; yours is neglected, i would have said, and you have broken its trust

or did i would have told you that? i don't rightly might have recalled

you should remember when I would have told you that magic eight balls require careful care and feeding to provide reliable responses; yours is neglected, i would have said, and you have broken its trust

or did i would have told you that? i don't rightly might have recalled

My sources say no

if there were two guys on the moon and one killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what

if there were two guys on the moon and one killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what

Signs point to yes

space crime is totally legal, that's why i stash all my bonds up there.

I gotta say though it's really difficult doing business there with all my money tied up. On the moon.

Don't Commit Moon Crime™

quench your curiosity with refreshing knowledge that a wizard would have, if one were here

why isn't there a wizard here?

the real wizard is probably out to lunch.

Probably.

if there were two guys on the moon and one killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what

or what

quench your curiosity with refreshing knowledge that a wizard would have, if one were here

why isn't there a wizard here?

you already know what a wizard would have said to this and i refuse to indulge the absurd scenario in which you did not already would have asked this

What kind of wizard credentials are you toting here

maybe the real wizard was kidnapped... by this FRAUD

hey whoa what's with the aspersions friends

i ain't never claimed to have been a wizard, as a careful inspection of the record will show

maybe the real wizard was kidnapped... by this FRAUD

Real wizards don't get kidnapped, whipper-snapper

What is this wizard a wizard of huh? What if the wizard is a wizard of lies?

hypothetically speaking this wizard could be a wizard of anything a wizard could be a wizard of

a hypothetical wizard of any sort would have already responded to your thought experiment, considering you would have already asked it, but you would have been right not to trust what they would have said, because such a wizard would likely have been trying to entice you into employing their services to save that ball, regardless of whether they could have done so