Sheep! Round 4: THE SHEARING

12. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

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Employed: 3
Granolaman, btp, Entilliumn

Right Here: 2
Whimbrel, ParadoxGamer

The Future: 2
Coldblooded, myw

Same Place as Before: Garuru

In a Mirror: ICan'tGiveCredit

Behind Your Desk: AgentBlue

Out of College: Seawyrm

Not Here: Bigro

Accomplishing some dream: Palamedes

In Schazer's Pants: Watts

Playing with a Paddleball: Schazer

SCORES:
Granolaman: 3+4+3+3+5+1+2+1+5+1+3+3
myw: 3+1+1+3+1+1+2+2+5+1+1+2
ParadoxGamer: 3+4+3+1+5+4+6+1+5+1+3+2
Whimbrel: 2+1+2+1+1+1+6+4+1+1+3+2
Coldblooded: 2+1+3+1+5+1+6+4+1+1+2+2
AgentBlue: 2+1+1+1+2+1+1+1+5+6+2+1
Palamedes: 2+1+1+1+5+2+6+2+1+6+3+1
Watts: 2+1+1+1+2+4+1+2+5+1+1+1
btp: 2+4+3+3+5+1+2+1+5+1+3+3
Garuru: 1+1+3+3+3+2+2+4+5+1+3+1
Seawyrm: 1+1+1+3+3+4+2+1+5+6+2+1
ICan'tGiveCredit: 1+1+1+1+1+1+6+4+1+6+2+1
Bigro: 1+1+3+1+2+1+1+1+1+1+1+1
Schazer: 1+4+2+3+2+4+6+1+5+6+1+1
Entilliumn: 1+1+1+1+3+1+2+2+5+6+1+3

Schazer and Watts share *ahem* very different views

theres way too much math in this thread

We will pause for suspense and a recap, as we have reached the penultimate question.

13. What would you say your strengths are?

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Muscles: 2
Bigro, myw

Hard-Working: 2
Granolaman, Palamedes

Wits: Whimbrel

Intelligence: Garuru

Mathematics: ICan'tGiveCredit

Don't Have Any: Coldblooded

Ability to Answer the Same as Everyone Else: AgentBlue

Sense of Humor: Seawyrm

Full-time Internet: Watts

Video Games: btp

Good With People: ParadoxGamer

Creativity: Schazer

Being Random: Entilliumn

SCORES:
Granolaman: 3+4+3+3+5+1+2+1+5+1+3+3+2
myw: 3+1+1+3+1+1+2+2+5+1+1+2+2
ParadoxGamer: 3+4+3+1+5+4+6+1+5+1+3+2+1
Whimbrel: 2+1+2+1+1+1+6+4+1+1+3+2+1
Coldblooded: 2+1+3+1+5+1+6+4+1+1+2+2+1
AgentBlue: 2+1+1+1+2+1+1+1+5+6+2+1+1
Palamedes: 2+1+1+1+5+2+6+2+1+6+3+1+2
Watts: 2+1+1+1+2+4+1+2+5+1+1+1+1
btp: 2+4+3+3+5+1+2+1+5+1+3+3+1
Garuru: 1+1+3+3+3+2+2+4+5+1+3+1+1
Seawyrm: 1+1+1+3+3+4+2+1+5+6+2+1+1
ICan'tGiveCredit: 1+1+1+1+1+1+6+4+1+6+2+1+1
Bigro: 1+1+3+1+2+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+2
Schazer: 1+4+2+3+2+4+6+1+5+6+1+1+1
Entilliumn: 1+1+1+1+3+1+2+2+5+6+1+3+1

Nah, we can assume Dox is still winning I think.

By a lot.

Watts D- please see me in my office

Oh no, it looks like I won't be able to hold onto my Sheep Crown much longer. I guess I'll have to pass the position down to a new generation of mindless ungulates.

THE SCORES:

Granolaman: 36
myw: 25
ParadoxGamer: 39
Whimbrel: 26
Coldblooded: 30
AgentBlue: 25
Palamedes: 32
Watts: 23
btp: 34
Garuru: 30
Seawyrm: 31
ICan'tGiveCredit: 27
Bigro: 17
Schazer: 37
Entilliumn: 28



ParadoxGamer has the lead going into the final question, Schazer is in second place! Granolaman has it for 3rd. Its a close one folks, but what happened to that belligerent blackguard Bigro Bastardly?

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...Ah. Well at least it seems he had an ice time

Oh man can I be Penis Perfect

I mean Peter.

HOLD EVERYTHING

Btp, I'm sorry, I mis-counted (Hit the 2 from round 7 twice in the calculator), I have to fix that.

14. Sorry the position is filled. What are you going to binge-eat over the rejection cause I mean you needed this job you got kids to feed

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Ice-Cream: 10
Granolaman, Garuru, ICan'tGiveCredit, Coldblooded, AgentBlue, Seawyrm, Palamedes, myw, btp, Entilliumn

Everything: Bigro

Entire Blocks of Mozzerella Cheese: Watts

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Pizza: ParadoxGamer

Chocolate: Schazer

THE WINNER

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Granolaman with 46

THE SECOND PLACE GUY THAT I AM VERY SORRY TOO BECAUSE OF THE MISTAKE ON MY END

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btp with 44

THE WOLF

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Bigro with 18!

Not quite as low-scoring as I thought it would be, but there were two more questions. Anyway, congrats to the winners.

okay.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not third place again ;-;

So close, so close.

Ho damn winner on the last roll. Thank you ladies and gentlemutton, it's been a pleasure.

Damn you granola. And you btp.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh

All my rage and fire will melt your worthless iced dairy

It'll also melt your chocolate though. Wouldn't that be a problem?

What a charming upset! *places monocle* See you off laddies!

Come Nola, we shall be late for the victory ball! Mmmmyessss.

Third place is still a medal I'm allowed to crash that party.

Because I didn't get to use this on the Sports question, I DO have a great gif for this ending

Watts D- please see me in my office

Dang, I should have cranked up the Stupidly Literal a notch.
But I'm very amused with how well "Tell them their fly is down" did.

Obviously the most sensible answer.
Alright next time I'm going to try my hardest.() JUST YOU WATCH.

WHAT'S THAT LITTLE SHEEP? WHY ARE YOU TALKING OUT YOUR ASS?

OH ITS BECAUSE YOU ARE THE REVERSE SHEEP

Okay Round 3 is a round of Reverse Sheep, in which the Low Score wins. The point of REVERSE SHEEP is to try to give a VALID ANSWER that you believe will be said THE LEAST among your compatriots. You cannot intentionally answer a question incorrectly. If you don't know if your answer is valid, google dat shit. Again, LOW SCORE wins, so you want to match as few people as possible.

ROUND 3:

1. What Ivy League college did you just miss out on going too?
2. What's your favorite Fire Pokemon?
3. What's your sign, baby? ("Western" Zodiac only, no Ophiuchus)
4. Name the least popular country.
5. What emotion best describes your overall state?
6. Who is your favorite member of The Beatles?
7. How many miles to the gallon does your car get? (Natural Numbers only, no zeroes)
8. Tonight, someone dies. Who?
9. Name the best President of the United States.
10. Water, Earth, Fire, Air. Which one?
11. What 20th century decade was the best?
12. What is your favorite Legend of Zelda video game?

Round 3 reveal will be sometime this weekend

Oh and remember to PM me the answers. It may seem obvious but I try to make sure I say it every time so there's no mistakes

MY YOMI IS INSCRUTABLE

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