Irregular Pulse

PULSE on 3 | 9999 | 9998, 1700:096

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Hey, I'm Craw!

And my name's Ships.

You're watchin' Craw & Ships. We're here to change our names, imitate our games, and get you up-to-date with our latest satirical escapades. Everything's based on the patented C&S Ticker In Memoriam!

We publish every wilt. We interview every cycle. We're the Common Space power couple you've heard everything about, though I'm receiving news now that our generator just went dead.

Dead in the water!

Alright, so you all know the drill. My name's now Vebbin. I was first born... wow!

2 | 9128 | 0020! Second era! Wow, an oldie.

KP prediction cycle says my next go at things is approx-- 4 | 4102 | 4550, huh? But lemme ask you, Craw, is that when I'm meant to have my real chance at things?

Not according to OUR machine! Looks like that's another dead sector in the making, a Memoria clone. Poor guy.

And what's your name today, eh?

I'm The Easily Let Down! Ey, don't get mad at the convoluted name, I'm a Lexicore.

Well, let's hope you're not one of those pesky PCBs. I've got big issues with those assholes. Apparently, I dedicated my life's work to eradicating as many as I could find. Too bad I'm a flimsy piece of Homeowner!

D'aww. Maybe next time you'll have more luck. See, I got no problem at all in my life sphere. I lived a good hundred and twenty growths without issue, because I consulted my book for every problem I ever encountered! And whammo, there the solution was. Eheh.

That's SUCH typical Lexicore fare. Why, I oughta--

Not back then it wasn't! First era Lexicores are a very small subset, born right after their lordy-lord god made a whole buncha 'em in 1 | 9235 | 1200. My strategy of reading my story from the outset is pretty ahead of the times.

Ahead of the times? From what I'm reading on the ticker, you were BEHEADED of the times!

That's what I was reading, too!

Aheheheh-- ahahaha!

Eheheheh. Naw, we're kiddin'... we don't wanna scare off the real TELD off our show. 'Cus guess what-- the new, proper version is right in our time period! Lucky break, eh? Everyone welcome my future counterpart, the one I was moulded after, the REAL one, the one who's written two books on the subject- seems ironic- and was happy to join us tonight on th'show. The Easily Let Down, everybody! Hope she doesn't let you down!

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time is bullshit
that's my answer to this conundrum dude

ok so it seems like. based on what we've heard (and this new one i found) memoria can totally bend time and shit. so sometimes instead of memoria bringing a younger version of folks, it actually creates one in the past, by predicting the future.

im guessing this is only possible because like, according to the first 2 pages of this bullshit (which is a meesssss lmao) memoria IS time. so it knows everything that will happen, and so you can have these before-images

here's what your resident favorite wacko says on the issu



first off he is unintelligible and awful. second of all hes wrong that's not the only way it works, but i forgive him because wow this shit is hard to find out about? like LITERALLY before that moment in you wheat up in a barn there isn't even any mention of memoria and suddenly it's like the biggest fucking thing on the planet lmfao

anyway

this one is talking about someone way far in the past called verbibin. then another one born about 101 growths before our current one is seen. does the current dumb veblen sound like hes fuckin 50 years old?? prob not

but u know who DOES?? the one in 4 | 4102 | 4623, that pulse that got posted earlier, the one that VOOOBBB narrates, that's totally the other vebbin. hunting out pcbs and being cool with killing them. i mean listen if OUR vebing was the murdery one, wouldn't we have seen that shit in the intoro card

so theres been 3 of those fuckin weirdos so far. i think. and the one you see in "you wait under ingram's barf" is maybe the proper one who isnt gonna get deaded

craw & ships and also the easily let down/TELD aren't mentioned anywhere else so i guess they're new folk

wonder what happens when the era changes over, they dont seem that worried

where you wanna go next