RE: You Wake Up In A Bar
06-16-2018, 01:39 AM
(This post was last modified: 04-10-2019, 11:04 PM by kilozombie.)
Keep it cool, plant cowboy. No time passes when you're gone. Nobody notices when that blip of nonexistence strikes your multifaceted face. Drinkmaster Greene is a manifold which never stops living. When all the inputs which cause you to live end up dying, that's the only time you are allowed to mourn. When the people behind the forum posts finally succumb to entropy, so, too, will this player-controlled being. Until that very moment, do you not feel your infinite form?
You begin prepping Klaxon Veraxon's drink. Blood is an obvious prerequisite, as is the bottle of Ale of Beginnings with triver name on it-- but you also suppose trive might like one of these 'memoria plums', labelled in a sealed container by the back of your bar. Looking into the surface of the fruit is... a bit mind-numbing, so you put it aside until you're ready to serve.
Urp! Urp! Maybe that's not a good topic for discussion! You were sort of trying to keep that whole thing in the past. Let's steer away from this dealio.
Vebbin hovers gently around his seat, having finished his drink. He seems just generally tired, more than anything.
Ziczhz explodes in enthusiasm when you start rattling off human music facts. The hottest sauce layer of his drink was driving him to the point of jittery glee and bouts of smoky flame before, but as he waves his neck-head in the air to the heavily percussive instrumental of Dope on Plastic, it's easy to tell he has gone way over his excitement quota.
Bave? steps in?
Vebbin laughs, his voice creaking like a broken piece of furniture in complete, manic, exhausted glee.
Nadezhda slumps forth a bit. She's been struck with a slightly bemused grin, and while her drink hasn't 'knocked her out' or anything, it's certainly had a bit of a numbing effect.
You light up a bit. Actually, screw it, you light up a lot! Today's been a little rocky, but by the end of it, you managed to make the bug pair happy-- and that makes a little fire in your cellulose heart.
The patrons at the bar begin to wave goodbye with a varied collection of limbs.
As the two bugs step out, they wave back, leaning on each other just a tad.
Voronezh and Nadezhda have left the bar very happy, with Nadezhda as satisfied as possible. You have gained sixty red glass tokens.
By coincidence, you've finished Klaxon's drink right as the bugs leave. You glance over to triv and slide the glass over, as well as the plum.
Stax seems to recognize it.
As you speak, another patron pushes open the bar door, not long after Voronezh and Nadezhda's exit. The lurching, many-eyed figure hoists a floating, slightly transparent tube on its backside, which seems to have a small amount of viscous fluid flowing through it-- into the creature. It nods slowly to the other patrons, and sluggishly takes a seat, as if preparing to leave again.
There we go-- another order!
Things seem to be shaping up. The night's getting wee, and you can't imagine too many more patrons after this.
Time to work as hard as you can before getting to... sleep?
Cup status: 1 occupied (Klaxon's TDMV), 3 dirty (Ashen Corrugible, Antimatter Ale, Matterless Mash), 1 broken, 4 free
Meloncup status: 1 occupied (Hydra Hydration)
Plate status: 1 occupied (Laren's WIP [1/3] ), 1 dirty (The Sate Catsberry), 2 free
Mug status: 1 dirty (Mulled Again Mulligan), 1 free
Scavenger ability: Unavailable (0/1 uses)
Intrusive ability: Enabled
Another drink down the memory-hole, and a host of new interesting ingredients to play with inside. You've also gained an entry on Depricae with the addition of its intro card!
I am once again taking any and all species/patron/lore/art prompts for YWUIAB! If you'd like to drop a patron in, or have a fun idea for a species in this grand and vast universe, or anything like that, feel free to post it in the thread or PM me if you'd like to keep it a surprise! <3