You Wake Up In Some Guy's House

Here you are, still in front of a bar instead of inside of it like your intents are. Goddamn you're slow, you should get a pace-maker.










You drew yourself super thin and super attractive.

Vebbigns drew himself like a guy.

You carefully slice a hole in the door using your ultra-sharp Axe, the useless dorr-bit falling to the floor beneath you both, and let your less ably-minded patrons head through there instead of risking their lifes and limbs through the window. Like the true houseguest you are, you jump right through that damn window.

Illustrated below is the illustration.



Once inside, you quickly tumble forth into some bar chairs, bringing that piece of fucking junk starboy with you. The bartender glances up and seems to double take. Wow,

How best to introducnce yourself to these bunch of folks? Gotta get that zone on.

Moisture levels: 100/100
Cup status: 0 occupied, 4 occupied (Stax and Stax and Stax and Stax)