You Wake Up In A Bar

You quickly begin formulating a plan. You stop boiling the pot of water, and put the plate back-- you won't need either for this dish, and you've got an idea of how to make everyone happy.






With haste, you take NAME's shoes, tie them together, and begin trying to work out a way to affix all your ingredients together.















You set down your creation near the counter as you begin to prep it, and its odd form catches O'Hare's eye.











The leg- which doesn't respond to conversation- finally accepts being affixed inside of the nooks and crannies of the goat cube, and you tie one shoelace around it to keep the shoes steady.












Without another word, they head outside with the cube in two hands.

NAME has left the bar without paying, albeit satisfied with their meal.


















Stax seems dejected, and while not actively fuming against you, is noticeably defensive. He stays behind the bar, but glances at the floor, as if trying to come up with a response. He fails to wash a dish this turn.

O'Hare has finished his drink, but is still working on the 'Yeah, Screw You, Stax'.

Lunch is nearing its end. You have a few turns to go until you're in the clear to take a break, and you can already hear something- possibly a vehicle, again?- pull up to the side of the bar.

Cup status: 3 dirty (X-Treme Marine, Rooted Bean, Dynamic Dynamite), 3 free
Plate status: 1 occupied (O'Hare's Y,SY,S), 1 dirty (TQoaBT), 2 free
Scavenger ability: Activated (0 uses)
Intrusive ability: Enabled

With this new meal, you've earned bonus entries in The Cabinet.

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Author's NotesShow

Sorry for the delay.