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11-23-2017, 08:26 AM
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(11-22-2017, 04:14 PM)Arcanuse Wrote: »
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Orrrder Lg
Coolslaw
>n e g o t i a t i o n s
>continue
ahhh,
g o d h o o d.
What a
h e a d y
feeling.
p o w e r,
c o n t r o l...
...A r r o g a n c e.
it's that last
o n e
that led
y o u
to
b e i n g
h e r e,
isn't it?
it's a funny thing,
p o w e r.
Always assume
y o u r
in the right, and everything else will follow.
and if
s o m e o n e
dares question your oh so holy self righteousness?
you
k i l l
them.
But, you wanted to know the
c a r r o t,
not to be analyzed.
A l r i g h t.
the
c a r r o t
is helping you break the cycle.
I'm guessing this isn't
y o u r
first round here, am I
r i g h t?
Even when you
a s s i m i l a t e
all 52 players, you never find the 53rd.
After all, if
y o u
did we wouldn't be talking right now.
So you try
a g a i n .
and
a g a i n.
and
a g a i n.
E v e r y t h i n g
you can think of, you
t r y.
But you
h a p p e n
to be missing a very important tool.
You can't
r e a c h
outside your
p r i s o n.
That's what this place really is, isn't it?
A prison,
j u s t
f o r
y o u.
A
p r i s o n
that I, and the others, exist outside.
Something you
m i g h t
have noticed when you tampered with my ritual.
Can't say I'm too
b i t t e r
about that, although attempting to
a s s i m i l a t e
the
r e s i d e n t s
certainly didn't help your case.
But I'm
r a m b l i n g,
you want to know what I'm offering in
o u r
little deal.
Power.
R e f i n e d,
p r o c e s s e d,
p o w e r.
without a willing assistant, my power can only flail in the dark, searching for a
w o r l d
it can't even enter.
Of course, even with my
a s s i s t a n t
my power must follow rules.
Rules that, would take
q u i t e
some time to learn.
Y o u
did learn them, didn't you?
With my
p o w e r and your
u n d e r s t a n d i n g,
crafting a new vessel for you should be
e a s y
as can be.
Now, that's the
c a r r o t
on offer.
P o w e r,
a new
b o d y,
and freedom from this prison of yours.
All for the
l o w
price of cooperation, patience and releasing the
r e s i d e n t
from your grasp.
...And
y o u r
side of the story.
Quite a
b a r g a i n,
if I say so myself.
(11-22-2017, 01:07 PM)Lordlyhour Wrote: »>Shifting To A Longer Rhyme
> It's COMPULSIVE ORDERING Time
>Luckily Limericks
>Fit My Poem Gimmick
>Not Fucking Up Would Be Sublime
>Chiral Our Asses To Yellow
>And ORDER That Lovely Queue Fellow
>To Fall Straight To Sleep
>Immediate And Deep
>So I Can Stop Shaking Like Jello
Slightly Crossed My Moral Border
To Give Crast A Compulsive Order
Told The Dear Chap
To Have a Nap
To Deal With His Possession Disorder
I Swear If Someone Blocks It
I'll Lose ALL OF MY SHIT
Infinite Outrage
To Fill Every Page
With Poorly Rhymed Poeming FITS
Though Knowing Our Luck
Sleeping Will Make It All Worse
I Swear To The Gods
I Will Grow An Arm
For The Purpose Of Violence
If They Keep This Up
Obnoxious MOCHA
Or Whatever This Thing Is
That Keeps Butting In
INPUT AGGREGATOR: im just gonna
INPUT AGGREGATOR: post ur whitespace in an empty privatelog
INPUT AGGREGATOR: so big ol god sees it
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Coolslaw: ahhh,
Coolslaw: g o d h o o d.
Coolslaw: What a
Coolslaw: h e a d y
Coolslaw: feeling.
Coolslaw: p o w e r,
Coolslaw: c o n t r o l...
Coolslaw: ...A r r o g a n c e.
Coolslaw: it's that last
Coolslaw: o n e
Coolslaw: that led
Coolslaw: y o u
Coolslaw: to
Coolslaw: b e i n g
Coolslaw: h e r e,
Coolslaw: isn't it?
Coolslaw: it's a funny thing,
Coolslaw: p o w e r.
Coolslaw: Always assume
Coolslaw: y o u r
Coolslaw: in the right, and everything else will follow.
Coolslaw: and if
Coolslaw: s o m e o n e
Coolslaw: dares question your oh so holy self righteousness?
Coolslaw: you
Coolslaw: k i l l
Coolslaw: them.
Coolslaw: But, you wanted to know the
Coolslaw: c a r r o t,
Coolslaw: not to be analyzed.
Coolslaw: A l r i g h t.
Coolslaw: the
Coolslaw: c a r r o t
Coolslaw: is helping you break the cycle.
Coolslaw: I'm guessing this isn't
Coolslaw: y o u r
Coolslaw: first round here, am I
Coolslaw: r i g h t?
Coolslaw: Even when you
Coolslaw: a s s i m i l a t e
Coolslaw: all 52 players, you never find the 53rd.
Coolslaw: After all, if
Coolslaw: y o u
Coolslaw: did we wouldn't be talking right now.
Coolslaw: So you try
Coolslaw: a g a i n .
Coolslaw: and
Coolslaw: a g a i n.
Coolslaw: and
Coolslaw: a g a i n.
Coolslaw: E v e r y t h i n g
Coolslaw: you can think of, you
Coolslaw: t r y.
Coolslaw: But you
Coolslaw: h a p p e n
Coolslaw: to be missing a very important tool.
Coolslaw: You can't
Coolslaw: r e a c h
Coolslaw: outside your
Coolslaw: p r i s o n.
Coolslaw: That's what this place really is, isn't it?
Coolslaw: A prison,
Coolslaw: j u s t
Coolslaw: f o r
Coolslaw: y o u.
Coolslaw: A
Coolslaw: p r i s o n
Coolslaw: that I, and the others, exist outside.
Coolslaw: Something you
Coolslaw: m i g h t
Coolslaw: have noticed when you tampered with my ritual.
Coolslaw: Can't say I'm too
Coolslaw: b i t t e r
Coolslaw: about that, although attempting to
Coolslaw: a s s i m i l a t e
Coolslaw: the
Coolslaw: r e s i d e n t s
Coolslaw: certainly didn't help your case.
Coolslaw: But I'm
Coolslaw: r a m b l i n g,
Coolslaw: you want to know what I'm offering in
Coolslaw: o u r
Coolslaw: little deal.
Coolslaw: Power.
Coolslaw: R e f i n e d,
Coolslaw: p r o c e s s e d,
Coolslaw: p o w e r.
Coolslaw: without a willing assistant, my power can only flail in the dark, searching for a
Coolslaw: w o r l d
Coolslaw: it can't even enter.
Coolslaw: Of course, even with my
Coolslaw: a s s i s t a n t
Coolslaw: my power must follow rules.
Coolslaw: Rules that, would take
Coolslaw: q u i t e
Coolslaw: some time to learn.
Coolslaw: Y o u
Coolslaw: did learn them, didn't you?
Coolslaw: With my
Coolslaw: p o w e r and your
Coolslaw: u n d e r s t a n d i n g,
Coolslaw: crafting a new vessel for you should be
Coolslaw: e a s y
Coolslaw: as can be.
Coolslaw: Now, that's the
Coolslaw: c a r r o t
Coolslaw: on offer.
Coolslaw: P o w e r,
Coolslaw: a new
Coolslaw: b o d y,
Coolslaw: and freedom from this prison of yours.
Coolslaw: All for the
Coolslaw: l o w
Coolslaw: price of cooperation, patience and releasing the
Coolslaw: r e s i d e n t
Coolslaw: from your grasp.
Coolslaw: ...And
Coolslaw: y o u r
Coolslaw: side of the story.
Coolslaw: Quite a
Coolslaw: b a r g a i n,
Coolslaw: if I say so myself.
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godzack: hold on ok haha
godzack: just calm ur shit in advance
godzack: got a lil limerick to dick this kick
godzack has enabled compulsive orders.
godzack: Y5, SLEEP STANDING UP FOR 12 HOURS.
godzack has disabled compulsive orders.
tiptopGipgop: Oh, god.
"I-I think there did that," says Dinkalsen weakly, starting to take long, heavy breaths. "He's... a sleeping. C-Congratulations."
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Zack: Slightly Crossed My Moral Border
Zack: To Give Crast A Compulsive Order
Zack: Told The Dear Chap
1234567890: h39 w417 7h053 591148135 d0n7 11n3 up
1234567890: 15n7 17 5upp053d 70 83 5-7-5
Zack: To Have a Nap
1234567890: ????
Zack: To Deal With His Possession Disorder
1234567890: ???????
tiptopGipgop: I think that’s a limerick, like Complex Zack said.
tiptopGipgop: Thanks for putting Crast to sleep. I guess.
cripesalmighty: …
cripesalmighty: Wow, wow, wow, wow. Wack and cray.
cripesalmighty: You’re all under orders?
cripesalmighty: And those orders can be compulsive?
cripesalmighty: Wehehehe, okay. Good ttt know!
YUPPERS: DO NOT EVEN GET STARTED ON THAT TRAIN.
Hunk Chudfest: ngnh
Hunk Chudfest: its gnot btlignkgina ynymore,
Hunk Chudfest: thnks
Zack: I Swear If Someone Blocks It
Zack: I'll Lose ALL OF MY SHIT
Zack: Infinite Outrage
1234567890: wh47 15 4 11m3r1ck 1m c0un71n6 90ur 591148135 4nd 175 n07 w0rk1n6
Zack: To Fill Every Page
Zack: With Poorly Rhymed Poeming FITS
YUPPERS: perhaps you’d be INTERESTED in CEASING your INTERRUPTIONS of POEM ZACK.
YUPPERS: CLEARLY
YUPPERS: a LIMERICK is about the SUBJECT MATTER
YUPPERS: TYPICALLY OF VIOLENT, PRUDENT, PERVERTED, DEVIANT TASTE.
tiptopGipgop: What are you even…
EXA: lime rick
EXA: how abbb out
EXA: lime rick azid
EXA: four-four-four 333 time
Zack: Though Knowing Our Luck
Zack: Sleeping Will Make It All Worse
Zack: I Swear To The Gods
1234567890: h41ku 24ck 1 d0n7 637 11117
1234567890: :/
EXA: pay some eye ball
Zack: I Will Grow An Arm
Zack: For The Purpose Of Violence
Zack: If They Keep This Up
Hunk Chudfest: plsease do i neewased nmore fighters inourj arrmy
tiptopGipgop: I actually enjoy the limericks, PZ. They’re fun to say out loud.
tiptopGipgop: Sufficiently stress-relieving, considering I’m the only person trying to get you all up here right now…
1234567890: 1 ju57 607 h3r3 wh47 4r3 90u 0n 480u7
tiptopGipgop: I’m one of two people trying.
YUPPERS: WAY TO RUB THE PIE IN MY FACE.
Zack: Obnoxious MOCHA
Zack: Or Whatever This Thing Is
Zack: That Keeps Butting In
EXA: gods suck zzzz
cripesalmighty: Hey, future me, don’t be a prude.
cripesalmighty: I think you’ll find that deities are the most magical of beings.
cripesalmighty: Fantasy monsters and casters like dragons and каbe-whep are depicted as gods in their literature.
cripesalmighty: I bet this Moka God character in your weird little miniverse is quite the magical lecturer!
godzack: <3
EXA: gods suck zzzz.
EXA: cant say junk
EXA: else ::: ::::
tiptopGipgop: I have to say, we’ve come across quite a few today, and it’s not greatly easy to trust them.
tiptopGipgop: Sorry, Zacks.
EXA: god zack was okay
cripesalmighty: I hope you don’t like people just because of numerical symmetry in their names, future me.
cripesalmighty: That’s even more prudish.
EXA: n-n-n-noo
: There’s been no cycle, liar.
: I’d have loved to have been one of the-- me, with a cycle.
: But this nickel is “special”, right? A special snowflake.
: This Queue is special, a special snowflake.
: And the people above never reset us.
: Nine players. Nine miserable inhabitants. And yet I know in dream of dreams that he must escape, so I bide my time.
: If they’d dropped even one thing down the pit, I’d be happy. I’d have a SELF.
: A word. Even one.
: They can see this, you know. This word, if I choose. Pipe. Ha. Look.
tiptopGipgop: Oh, shit, why’s there a pipe?
YUPPERS: it’s the PERIODIC CHAT CLEAR we have now.
YUPPERS: NOW THERE ARE PIPES IN IT.
Levyyts: Unselectable text
Levyyts: Writing plugin to read it
Levyyts: Give a minute, beg.
: A lesser me would present as sympathetic.
: Perhaps I’d be one of the four, liar.
: But I’m one of so many of me, and nothing compared to the me outside.
: Killing Queue’s worthless friends is just one service I can provide his destiny.
: I’m a samaritan, liars.
: He can’t lose.
: ...Admittedly, that’s left me aimless.
: I’m a cog in his future.
: What kind of power can you give to make any of this worthless squabbling interesting to me again?
Tars Mossburg: “Hey, there!”
Tars Mossburg: “...Sorry for the delay.”
Tars Mossburg: “I’m still cinching out how to use this earpiece, and getting real dialogue, eheh… aha… sorry, gotta say the quotation marks, I’m crackin’ up, ehe…”
EXA: hey
EXA: yay
EXA: woo
1234567890: <3
1234567890: 175 m3 89 7h3 w49
cripesalmighty: Oh, hey, Tars was the surviving red team member!
cripesalmighty: That’s lucky, because all the other ones suck so hard.
tiptopGipgop: Hold on.
tiptopGipgop: This is a serious and massive logical inconsistency, here.
tiptopGipgop: ...We were assigned teams randomly. How did you know Tars was on the red team?
Tars Mossburg: “Hey, s’pose that is a real good question, yeah!”
cripesalmighty: Whehe
cripesalmighty: What!
cripesalmighty: We’ve always had teams.
EXA: what ,,, ttt
YUPPERS: perhaps this is ALL
YUPPERS: FROM TOP TO BOTTOM
YUPPERS: EVERY LITTLE BIT OF IT
YUPPERS: a LEVYTTS PRANK
YUPPERS: AS GOES THE ORIGINAL THEORY.
Levyyts: Wishfully
Levyyts: Far from truth
Levyyts: Still just as inactive as before
Levyyts: Sorry.
tiptopGipgop: The teams were assigned randomly. I’m sure of that. I’m sure of that! I’m absolutely a hundred percent sure of that, in all these months of thinking about it. We tried mapping it out, but people on teams had no particular characteristics, it was all completely random!
: It was, admittedly, fun to use your porthole to bring that room downstairs with me.
: Perhaps in your universe, it’s quite the tool…
: ...but in this, of my making, I am the only god to use a tunnel of such.
: At least, the only god with physical form.
: The eye was unforeseen, and I’d like very much if that was another thing you ceased-- idea mongering of the herbal variety.
: Seeing that half-eyed whore enthused would just about kill me.
cripesalmighty: Cool your britches, bitches. My usual go-to for unexplainable phenomenae… ‘a wizard did it’. I recommend the same for you!
Tars Mossburg: “Ahey, ahe… you’re all gonna have ta let me know on your real names sometime, gotta-- keep mental track. Cripes, I get, though I’m not really graspin’ if that’s really Gene?”
EXA: it’s the eva xena
EXA: anno time dupe
EXA: from futu reee
1234567890: 3x4 15 3v4 fr0m n0w wh0 54v3d u5
1234567890: 71p70p 15 08v10u519 71p59
1234567890: 9upp3r5, 9up74m…
tiptopGipgop: I appreciate this, Numbers, but Crast would be so, so very mad at you right now for listing everyone’s real names out loud.
Tars Mossburg: “Thankya, Oaty. What about Levyyts?”
1234567890: uh w311
Levyyts: No
Levyyts: No no no
Levyyts: Not ever.
cripesalmighty: This ongoing joke is the best. As they say in many magical fiction books, names have a lot of power. Good on you, “Levyyts”, you great wizard.
tiptopGipgop: Zacks haven’t spoken in a while. Maybe we’re, uh… going too fast?
EXA: stop and star
EXA: 1 222 much
Tars Mossburg: “Ho, boy, do you all speak so quick, ehehe…”
1234567890: 175 4 600d sk111
tiptopGipgop: Everyone stop, please.
tiptopGipgop: Please.
tiptopGipgop: Get it quiet to see if they get another message buffer.
tiptopGipgop: I want to see if we can beckon it out.
: Doesn’t their dialogue avalanche just piss you off?
: I’m actually glad you put the most annoying of the bunch to sleep.
You and Dinkalsen approach. Eva gives him a few gentle nudges with the golf club, to which you say, "Don't-- y-you-- shitsake, you're gonna wake him up like that!"
"Compulsive orderings," Spank mutters. "He gotta sleep. I order to sleeping my troops all the time and they do it forever really good until I cancel orders."
God.
The idea that you're STILL just a pawn in some greater game fucks you up, harshly. It still stings that you've used- precisely- this tactic, to keep a pawn docile for long enough to move him into position. You've used it on Y4. You've used it on Y5. G5. G1, Y12... you've used it on Geneviève, Eva, Oats, Yuptam... you've used it on people, names and not numbers, faces and not lines of script. You've used it on every one of your friends, and you've killed every one of your friends multiple times over.
Stings.
Hurts.
The air, which is frigid more than ever, doesn't help.
Once again you find your mind wandering, wishing you were somebody else, wishing you were anybody else-- perhaps somebody better, less like you, less...
Less of a murdering powergaming scumbag because that's completely what you feel like, here!!
Another CHARACTER SELECTION SCREEN is thrown up, with six possible options. It seems the Inhabitant by the username of Levyyts does not particularly want an invasion at this time.
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