CHIRAL: SIDE Y

EPILEPSY WARNING FOR POST

Father I command you to utilize Tars as you please and to speak whenever you wish

A private little chat between Shellgowrath and Levyyts
> Could you look under the nickel for me please?
> My eyes work on a prompt
> Maybe you could utilize your new toys for the greater good?
> But you will probably just horribly abuse them

INPUT AGGREGATOR: look im fine talkin when i want i guess
INPUT AGGREGATOR: but im not givin out the pw cus of an earlier order and i dont got consensus here on anything relating to the tard mockshirt

Privatelog (Levyyts)Show

Shellgowrath: Could you look under the nickel for me please?
Shellgowrath: My eyes work on a prompt
Shellgowrath: Maybe you could utilize your new toys for the greater good?
Shellgowrath: But you will probably just horribly abuse them
Levyyts: Hope do not lose soul such that abuse seems viable
Levyyts: Only capable of using viewfinder to see around
Levyyts: On your terminal
Levyyts: Seems quite limited to the game
Levyyts: Though far from useless
Levyyts: Still
Levyyts: Cooperation and alliance necessary for ultimate success
Levyyts: Even if
Levyyts: Zack intentions and goals: unclear to a degree.

You Know That I'm Just
Going To Veto Commands
That Involve Orders

Like So; Complex Zack
Do Not Use Orders On Tars
Permission Revoked

Furthermore, Ignore
Future Permissions Granted
By Shellgowrath

In All Likelihood
This Won't Stick And I'll Have to
Do This All Again

But Whatever, Man
Doing What's Right Ain't Easy
Mind Control; Uncool

Chat:
Please Do Not Drop The
Needspencer Out Of The Hole
What Does Tube Beast Need?

Rather Not Find Out
Please Do Not Facilitate
That Discovery

Shellgowrath speaks to everyone!
> I will now commence a conversation with the megalomaniacal scary man
> Boy I don't think I am superior, I am superior!
> Also thanks for calling me adorable, I appreciate the compliment
> Yes it is too big and nothing is unfair
> Stop complaining like a baby
> Would you kindly inform me how I could transform into a being of power and have 53 players?
> The big scary ninny would like for people to step outside and how do I look under the nickel?
> Levyyts is now my dominator, but in the kinky fashion and he may gag me as he pleases

You set up the RITUAL TABLE.



It doesn't move. Nothing happens. Maybe you've just gotta wait-- maybe that's all you could ever do.



It's so bright. It's so, so, so bright. The light fills you and erases all thoughts of anything else. The blinking intensifies, and the whole world shudders between perfect darkness and blinding radiance.



But you aren't terrified. The terror, the horror, the uneasiness and the loss of control-- they fall away slowly, like there's no room for them in this powerful white and black landscape. The blinking of the MOCHA ENDING is no longer a menace, but hypnotic, instead. Your breathing slows. Your eyes narrow.



The light cleanses you. The monster of pipes bangs on the ceiling, but the sound is drowned out by the sound of sight, blasting loudly in your black retinas.



You shut your eyes.

You breathe.

You aren't here, Gene.

You imagine a thousand other places of dull and sharp lighting, of muddy greens and bright oranges, of a landscape of colors and sights and rolling brushes of spectra across whiteness and blackness. You picture each wavelength entering you, jittering you, shivering across your pointless meaningless and weightless carapace.

You are a collection of false body parts in a grinding, flashing machine, and your eyes go dead, and just as you feel yourself lifted from corporeality into a trance, the blinking has stopped, and has been replaced by a dull, pale blue glow from your left.

ChatlogShow

Shellgowrath: I will now commence a conversation with the megalomaniacal scary man
Crast Pactian: i am not certain that is the best idea.
Shellgowrath: Boy I don't think I am superior, I am superior!
Shellgowrath: Also thanks for calling me adorable, I appreciate the compliment
1234567890: 17 c4113d 90u 4d0r4813?
1234567890: 7h3 60d 7h47 k1113d 3v3r90n3 c4113d 90u 4d0r4813
1234567890: r341179 15 cr4213r 7h4n f1c710n huh
YUPPERS: well, in THIS CASE
YUPPERS: we HAPPEN to be the FICTION
YUPPERS: quite an ABSURD one, as it happens
Shellgowrath: Yes it is too big and nothing is unfair
Shellgowrath: Stop complaining like a baby
YUPPERS: what.
tiptopGipgop: I think he means MOCHA ENDING.
tiptopGipgop: Who is… complaining, apparently.
Hunk Chudfest: its s tot eb gig to get rtint the roomt,
Crast Pactian: hang in there, hunk! zack is doing his best to help out.
EXA: how abooo
EXA: you stop bein soo useless
EXA: get some bit pitz done zoo
EXA: on-my-wy-yo
Shellgowrath: Would you kindly inform me how I could transform into a being of power and have 53 players?
Crast Pactian: oh!
Crast Pactian: is it… offering to help us, then?
tiptopGipgop: It’s hard to tell with this guy.
Shellgowrath: The big scary ninny would like for people to step outside and how do I look under the nickel?
Hunk Chudfest: notg goitng goutsdie
Shellgowrath: Levyyts is now my dominator, but in the kinky fashion and he may gag me as he pleases
tiptopGipgop: Wow.
tiptopGipgop: It’s hard to put into words how insufferable you are, VZ, really. Just… wow.
Levyyts: So long as exchange is mutual
Levyyts: See no harm
Levyyts: Shellgowrath: gimped
Levyyts: Possibility for danger: minimized
Levyyts: Satisfaction with current circumstances: reciprocal
tiptopGipgop: You are a legendarily strange lady sometimes, Lev.
Levyyts: Thanks in order
Levyyts: Receive them
Levyyts: Here they are.
Zack: Please Do Not Drop The
Zack: Needspenser Out Of The Hole
Zack: What Does Tube Beast Need?
Hunk Chudfest: It tnte eneeds to EAT US,,,fmhh,
Hunk Chudfest: ti gs st lakginb baoyut enatting gutssss
Hunk Chudfest: :(((:::(((:(: :((::( :(:( ::( (( (::( (: :(
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1234567890: 4w 934h 7h3r35 4 0n3-11n3r
Zack: Rather Not Find Out
Zack: Please Do Not Facilitate
Zack: That Discovery
Crast Pactian: yes, i would like very much if we did not particularly indulge that monster-god’s wishes.
cripesalmighty: Hey, um
cripesalmighty: ah.
cripesalmighty: Cool Zack?
cripesalmighty: I did the thing.
cripesalmighty: Um, not the other thing with the projectiles and shit, just the… the thing.
cripesalmighty: What now?
: JUST
: A MOMENT

...

You arrive now.



It isn't hard for Queue to spot you, and he grows a look of concern almost immediately.

"Oh, Eva... you're up. Please be careful with that fore, and especially careful around that hole over there."

Yuptam glances back at you. "Oh, marked quality. Are you here to perhaps save me from this unthinkable task of rudely bashing this wall down, EXA?"

Well, time to decide if you want to go on this sidequest and free your old friend Mulligan. He always was a cool dude, but Gene's in plenty of trouble, too.