CHIRAL: SIDE Y

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/*Cool Zack You Are Not
Helping By Purporting You
Have Powers You Don't

It Lets The Pipe Beast
Subvert Our Trustworthiness
We Do Not Want That*/

>Chatlog To Levyyts
You're Doing An Amazing Job
Here Keep It Up

Father can't you just get Tars to kill her?
Actually she probably thought of that and has a safeguard for it and can read this
But it's worth a try anyway!

Shellgowrath to Levyyts
> What Will this restraining be?
> A limiting number of sentences and words?
> A remote controlled pain delivering device?
> The boredom of having to see nothing but a blank wall?
> Having my name taken from me?
> The privilege of certain interactions revoked?
> " serves you right" says Levyyts

Shellgowrath to everybody
> The big thing is talking to us and can hear us
> It's just talking in riddles and asking questions
> The text is inferior and therefore hides itself in shame
> You just need to look for it
> Also big boy stop stalking Papier-mâché and four-eyes
> They already have to deal with the Zack collective and nobody cares about you

INPUT AGGREGATOR: yknow im thinking on it
INPUT AGGREGATOR: and basically
INPUT AGGREGATOR: ive still got tars if shit really hits the bed
INPUT AGGREGATOR: but im commanded not to use him for one
INPUT AGGREGATOR: and i dont think shit is really hittin the bed in a way that lil ol me can really assist

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Privatelog (Levyyts)
Zack: You're Doing An Amazing Job
Zack: Here Keep It Up
Levyyts: Would hope so
Levyyts: Never thought of as hero but can see some good in doing good things
Levyyts: Assuming correct choice being made in this case
Levyyts: One hopes.
Shellgowrath: What Will this restraining be?
Shellgowrath: A limiting number of sentences and words?
Shellgowrath: A remote controlled pain delivering device?
Shellgowrath: The boredom of having to see nothing but a blank wall?
Shellgowrath: Having my name taken from me?
Shellgowrath: The privilege of certain interactions revoked?
Shellgowrath: " serves you right" says Levyyts
Levyyts: Any foul activity will be met with punishment
Levyyts: Lockdown of many functions
Levyyts: In addition
Levyyts: Will be using your viewfinder, map, battle log, settings
Levyyts: As seen fit.
Levyyts: Not particular for you, Shellgowrath
Levyyts: Though if limitations excite you, good
Levyyts: Exchange where we both win, then.

Gene
> Pipe monster
> PIPE MONSTER
> START FLIPPING YOUR FUCKING LID THIS IS NOT A DRILL
> MESSAGE EVERYONE
> GO MCSHOUTY, GO

Ey, Input Aggregator, mind showin us the other side of the nickel?
Would feel pretty sheepish if that was a thing we could do.

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Orderlog
Coolzack
>Quick question:
>How likely is it that a needspenser could survive the fall down to the nickel?
>Cause A: Might get lucky and smash the tube monster.
>And B: If it misses the monster, it might needspense something reaaaally helpful given the circumstance.

>If anyone has a better idea, I would love to hear it right now.
>Because we need them. Badly.

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Privatelog (CripesAlmighty)
Coolzack
>We're doing what we can up here, but it might not be enough.
>...I need you to get Hunk and go inside.
>Then put whatever junk you can on edge of the ritual circle.
>Remember how I said the ritual would move* extra stuff the ritual didn't need outside the circle?
>And how the ritual would work best if you were very, very calm?
>Well it's time for that * to come into play.
>Since other than saving you a headache, being calm kept the excess material from leaving the circle at high speeds.
>You are very much not calm, so the junk would move very very fast.
>My point is, dump stuff onto the EDGE of the circle.
>The edge facing the doorway, so that it actually goes that way.
>Then get yourself and Hunk to cover.

>If there's a blanket or something inside the backpack, it should help protect you and hunk from free-flying junk.
>Once ol tube monster gets inside the room, you can charge the ritual circle and the junk will go flying.
>It's a terrible idea,and after last time it's one I really don't want to do, but there aren't that many options right now.

INPUT AGGREGATOR: uh so like um
INPUT AGGREGATOR: im not the magic camera thats taking you around to see whatever bullshit
INPUT AGGREGATOR: just fyi
INPUT AGGREGATOR: youve got some kinda prompt i dunno if its a computer terminal or a chatroom or a forum or a movie hangout spot whatever
INPUT AGGREGATOR: and that prompt is showin ya everything
INPUT AGGREGATOR: im just the tool takin your suggestions
INPUT AGGREGATOR: in summary lmao:
INPUT AGGREGATOR: blame it on the narrator ;)

You run into the ROOM. Once inside, you discover with a temporary feeling of relief that it is just a tad too big to get in.

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Chatlog
cripesalmighty: THERE’S A BIG MURDEROUS FUCKING PIPE I MEAN TUBE MONSTER ON THE NICKEL
cripesalmighty: IT’S FLASHING LIKE MOCHA AND HOLY SHITTING CRIPES COULD I GET A LITTLE ASSISTANCE!!!!
tiptopGipgop: Jesus!
Crast Pactian: we are not sure how to assist!
Crast Pactian: i can get down, but little old me cannot help with the majority of the issues listed.
cripesalmighty: This isn’t a town hall meeting it’s a fucking giant tube monster
Shellgowrath: The big thing is talking to us and can hear us
Shellgowrath: It's just talking in riddles and asking questions
Hunk Chudfest ::( ::( ::( ::( ::( :((((((((((((((
Shellgowrath: The text is inferior and therefore hides itself in shame
Shellgowrath: You just need to look for it
EXA: iii spot spot’s’s’s in the chat
EXA: empteee spot & spot & spot & spot
EXA: invisible yes
tiptopGipgop: We’ve no ability to actually highlight text, so I’m afraid that old trick-in-the-mud isn’t going to come in handy.
YUPPERS: why don’t you THINK REALLY HARD
YUPPERS: about
YUPPERS: TRANSCRIPTION
1234567890: h39 cr1p35?
cripesalmighty: I’m responding!!!
1234567890: p13453 d0n7 d13
1234567890: 7h4nk5
Shellgowrath: Also big boy stop stalking Papier-mâché and four-eyes
EXA: moka end-ing
Shellgowrath: They already have to deal with the Zack collective and nobody cares about you
Crast Pactian: i am certain we all care about its existence, as it is quite the big deal.
Crast Pactian: i mean no positivity towards this creation, but i will note our acute interest.
cripesalmighty: SEMANTICS
: I can't fit?
: I made my newest creation too large?
: TOO LARGE?
: TOO LARGE??
: IMPOSSIBLE. UNFAIR.

Dinkalsen cowers in the corner, whimpering and crying softly about the blinking- the light- the sound of it, which is so indescribably off-putting that all you can do is stand dumbstruck for a moment. The light doesn't irritate, but it is far from soothing. Still, it cannot enter.

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Chatlog
CoolZack: Quick question:
CoolZack: How likely is it that a needspenser could survive the fall down to the nickel?
tiptopGipgop: It’s not impossible to disconnect one from the wall.
tiptopGipgop: It’s difficult, though. Levyyts has tried on about half of the game-start dispensers and all but one ended up becoming nonfunctional afterwards. However, the one she did get moving and portable is in her room.
tiptopGipgop: It’s an asset, but I’m sure she’d give it up if it was a good enough plan.
CoolZack: Cause A: Might get lucky and smash the tube monster.
CoolZack: And B: If it misses the monster, it might needspense something reaaaally helpful given the circumstance.
Crast Pactian: they do tend to dispense exactly what we need!
cripesalmighty: IT GAVE ME A GRENADE.
YUPPERS: which, INEXORABLY
YUPPERS: led me to DROP A PIPE ow DOWN the PIT
YUPPERS: and has LED to a PIPE RESURGENCE of ESPRESSO FINISHER.
tiptopGipgop: Wait, is Yuppers to blame for the transportation tube… phenomenon?
tiptopGipgop: Don’t tell me you threw a transportation tube down the pit.
YUPPERS: it’s TRUE.
Crast Pactian: this is not great news!
Crast Pactian: it is like the idea of the tube has now infested this… being.
Crast Pactian: unless the two are completely unrelated.
YUPPERS: HERE’S HOPING Y-PRS HAS A CLEAR CONSCIENCE
CoolZack: If anyone has a better idea, I would love to hear it right now.
CoolZack: Because we need them. Badly.
cripesalmighty: It’s REALLY trying to get in here, but we’re safe for a second I think
cripesalmighty: Crast just carry someone down who’s less shitty than you at fighting or something!
tiptopGipgop: Cripes…
tiptopGipgop: We’re all shitty at fighting.
EXA: hmm
EXA: hmmm
EXA: hmmmmmmmmmmmm………...
: Use your commands, liar.
: I will tell you everything you seem to need to know.
: How to bring yourself to 52 players again.
: How to get a 53rd.
: I existed with infinite power and infinite strength, and I still recall the information which let me become that way.
: TELL THEM TO STEP OUTSIDE FOR ME
: YOU WEAK-WILLED LIARS.

"Please do a course of action to get rid of that," cries Dinkalsen. "It's notably bad and hurting a lot, within intentions to do a ceiling demolishment."

You stare. You contemplate. You hear it scream in your ear with twisted, loud silence.

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Privatelog (Zack)
CoolZack: We're doing what we can up here, but it might not be enough.
CoolZack: ...I need you to get Hunk and go inside.
cripesalmighty: okay.
cripesalmighty: Holy shitso okay. We’re, yeah we did that. Okay.
CoolZack: Then put whatever junk you can on edge of the ritual circle.
CoolZack: Remember how I said the ritual would move* extra stuff the ritual didn't need outside the circle?
CoolZack: And how the ritual would work best if you were very, very calm?
CoolZack: Well it's time for that * to come into play.
cripesalmighty: Cripes, okay!! Holy fucking hells!
CoolZack: Since other than saving you a headache, being calm kept the excess material from leaving the circle at high speeds.
cripesalmighty: JEEZ!!
CoolZack: You are very much not calm, so the junk would move very very fast.
CoolZack: My point is, dump stuff onto the EDGE of the circle.
CoolZack: The edge facing the doorway, so that it actually goes that way.
CoolZack: Then get yourself and Hunk to cover.
cripesalmighty: Okay, um-- alright-- okay, we’re gonna work on that in a moment here.
cripesalmighty: We’ve got a little time because I think it’s too big for the room.
cripesalmighty: BUT GOD IS IT BANGING.
cripesalmighty: CRIPES IT’S LOUD.
CoolZack: If there's a blanket or something inside the backpack, it should help protect you and hunk from free-flying junk.
CoolZack: Once ol tube monster gets inside the room, you can charge the ritual circle and the junk will go flying.
CoolZack: It's a terrible idea, and after last time it's one I really don't want to do, but there aren't that many options right now.
cripesalmighty: Thanks Cool Zack I would be having a panic attack without you! Even though I AM STILL.
: You believe yourself superior to them because you are outside of their world. My world.
: You imagine they are fiction, and you are real.
: THAT'S ADORABLE.
: YOU'RE ADORABLE, LIARS.

And yet you're compelled to step only closer.

>Yo Operator
>Connect Me Please. I Want To
>Chat To E X A
Hello There EXA
Our Viewpoint Has Expanded
To Seeing You Too

Thought You Should Know That
A Heads Up That You Might Get
More Zack Attention

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Privatelog (Exa)
Coolzack
>Exa, hey.
>That precise fore you have there.
>How uh precise is it?
>Really hoping its precise enough to hit the monster down on the nickel.

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Privatelog (Zack)
Zack: Hello There EXA
Zack: Our Viewpoint Has Expanded
Zack: To Seeing You Too
EXA: that isn’t too
EXA: b-a-a-a-d
EXA: of a choice ,,, zack
Zack: Thought You Should Know That
Zack: A Heads Up That You Might Get
Zack: More Zack Attention
EXA: just what them docs
EXA: ordererered
EXA: zak attention
EXA: poem zack god zack cool zack
EXA: ;.;.;.;.
EXA: good names yeah
CoolZack: Exa, hey.
CoolZack: That precise fore you have there.
CoolZack: How uh precise is it?
EXA: the best aim game
CoolZack: Really hoping its precise enough to hit the monster down on the nickel.
EXA: ohh what
EXA: you mean
EXA: a real task i’ve gott ado
EXA: bein a hero OK-zzz ok-zzz hhhh-zzz i’ll go do that.

You start forming an idea.

Queue C. Coffee is a Prospitian, which means like many Prospitians, he has a very passive influence by the home planet of the heroes inhabiting it. You were bestowed with sharp, clawlike hands, Levyyts with mandibles, Mulligan McKenzie with antenna nubs, and Dinkalsen Spank with four eyes. Queue, on the other hand, has wings, tucked in that little jumpsuit of his.

Not that he had use for them before now. And people were always just a smidge too heavy to lift off the ground. But a gentle landing? That'd be doable.

Especially for a sorceress:::

Eva
> Use your ninjutsu to teleport to Dinkalsen's room
> Or just like, walk there

First off, it's called an Ethereal Jaunt.

or a 'timeskip' you suppose



Second of all, as much as you'd like to make a trek across the entire COMPOUND, there's a hole much closer.