CHIRAL: SIDE Y

Shellgowrath to Levyyts
> How do I utilize this sound recording software?
> My noises have gone unsoundly
> That has displeased me and my father

Shellgowrath to chat
> That isn't a vessel in space
> It is a very large elderly god and since it is old it is harmless
> Having a existential crisis is unproductive and causes expenses
> Ignore how this is a simulation and just be happy with happy thoughts
> Happy thoughts
> Happy thoughts
> And the pain will go away

Sound experiment https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eDqhw04BjWc

INPUT AGGREGATOR: this levits lil punk is gonna really pay when shes gotta deal with my wrath
INPUT AGGREGATOR: and trust me they didnt program that out its just lying dormant in my brain area like all stealthy-like
INPUT AGGREGATOR: this bicCcchCHh and her shoddy program skill
INPUT AGGREGATOR: gosh wow i dont think im supposed to be getting all antagonizing lmao
INPUT AGGREGATOR: listen sorry ill be ur lapdog for the foreseeable future

Privatelog (Levyyts)Show

Shellgowrath: How do I utilize this sound recording software?
Shellgowrath: My noises have gone unsoundly
Shellgowrath: That has displeased me and my father
Levyyts: You and your father will behave from now on
Levyyts: You will restrain yourself
Levyyts: Or you will be restrained.

INPUT AGGREGATOR: whap

Job: Arithmancer
Name: Eva Xena Anno
Compartment: Cool Hat

That's exactly right. Your born name was Eva Xena Anno, and as you descended into a deep and unknowable depression, the singsong six-syllable symphony, the alignment with the numbers 3 and 4, and the number that the game gave you, 12-- became a safe haven, not too unlike your old acquaintance, Oats, with his entire spectrum of numeral comforts. The alliteration could replace the need for grandparents, did encourage abbreviation, diminish some consequences, removed the need for independence, and made trigonometry electrifying.



Here you are, giving your customary thumbs up. Oh gosh your arm is reaching into the compartment now. You guess you'll use this as an opportunity to grab your SPECIAL ITEM.



You weren't an amateur magician or a wannabe. No, you were a caster-- of the maths variety. Back on Prospit, your only friend for many years, and your de-facto parent, was the CLOSETS MONSTER, whom you summoned all on your own. It quite liked numbers. It quite liked you.

You quite liked it.

As you walk around the room relatively aimlessly, you answer the CHATLOG with some snippy and relatively unhelpful remarks, as is tradition.

ChatlogShow

Shellgowrath: That isn't a vessel in space
Shellgowrath: It is a very large elderly god and since it is old it is harmless
Crast Pactian: anything but!
Crast Pactian: the MOCHA DEATH was seeking the death of an entire species for their unfaithfulness.
Crast Pactian: where other players may have had their home planet destroyed by some form of game interference, the MOCHA DEATH brought the end to one planet, and escaped into the session where we resided with the heroes.
Crast Pactian: it is not harmless in the least!
tiptopGipgop: Didn’t we all explain this?
YUPPERS: different TIME.
YUPPERS: different ZACKS.
tiptopGipgop: I guess VZ’s a little newer.
tiptopGipgop: I wonder what it must be like for new Zacks who appear out of the blue, thrust into knowing all this information?
Shellgowrath: Having a existential crisis is unproductive and causes expenses
cripesalmighty: You said it!!!
Shellgowrath: Ignore how this is a simulation and just be happy with happy thoughts
cripesalmighty: I’m gonna do that till it HURTS
EXA: ;zzz
EXA: you gottt any more good quip joke
EXA: zone inn your … … … pocket, SHGWRTH????...
Shellgowrath: Happy thoughts
Shellgowrath: Happy thoughts
Shellgowrath: And the pain will go away
cripesalmighty: NOPE
EXA: not funny haha
1234567890: H0W 110N6 D035 17 74K3 70 8U57 D0WN 0N3 W411
Crast Pactian: sorry, numbers!
Crast Pactian: this wall is unexpectedly ridiculously strong!
1234567890: ju57 60 637 50m37h1n6 70 m4k3 4 8r1d63 w17h
YUPPERS: i REFUSE to do ANOTHER FETCH QUEST for your ANTICS.

Once you reach the far wall, however, you spot your THREE FORES, and decide to take one. It will be your broomstaff, your magi wand, your casting method-- and you may only take ONE.


THE PRECISE.


THE NUCLEAR.


THE VICIOUS.