CHIRAL: SIDE Y

>Spamming Privilege
>Sustained For Ten Messages
>Make 'Em Count, IA

>Less Than Twenty Words
>Per Line. And To Save Headaches
>Don't Post All At Once

Cripes ChatShow

>Private Chat To Cripes
Essentially What Happened
We Just Rolled With It

Its As Good A Name
As Any Hive Mind Could Pick
Arbitrarily

Incidentally
You Have Been Needpencered At
Just A Quick Heads Up

Levyyts ChatShow

>Private Chat Levyyts
Oh, I Had Missed The File
Being Shared, Sorry

It Might Just Be That
The Game Requires Game Shit
To Cause Things Of Worth

Such As Saving Folks
From Imminent Destruction
By MOCHA ENDING

The Goal of The Game
If My Sources Are Right Is
Self Propogation

Of The Game Itself
To Make New Iterations;
Keep On Keepin' On

Given COFFEE DOOM
It Might Be That You Are The
Next Generation

But Possibly Not
It's Just A Game Theory
Just Spitballing Here

ChatShow

Nice Haiku, Thumbs Up!
They're Talking About The Names
Of Image File Types

And How To Say Them
There Have Been Years Of Debate
About This Subject

> I Shellgowrath, smash the chiral button for an excessive number of times to observe the results
> Fifty times would be adequate

Tipsy
> Don't be alarmed by that thing since it just looks like a toy
> Pick it up and handle it carelessly to see what it is because of that fact

Shellgowrath
> Numbers my dear
> I was talking about how I perceive the world and I see it as still pictures moving
> If you were walking I would only be able to see you changing place and not the actual walking
> It was nobody's brother and those supplies I have asked Yuptam about won't be necessary

Shellgowrath to Levyyts
> How terrible!
> The Cool Cat brother of mine seems to have surpassed my attempts at entering this world utilizing his pure cleverness rather than brute strenght or pleading to father for advice!
> I just wanted to caress Numbers with my soft and tender claws...
> Anyway, do you need anything?
> Can I ask you a possibly annoying number of questions?
> What additional Zack presence? The Zack name has the possible addition of seven billion individuals and I would like if you could be more specific
> You no longer need to write a curse that will activate once it is broken for me wich was that thing I asked you to write

Father Zack is Tars still a peon of yours? I also grant you your spamming privileges back since there isn't a conflict and a consensus has been reached wich included me,myself and I

INPUT AGGREGATOR: yo
INPUT AGGREGATOR: i still got that hidden command runnin for tars/mullygen whenever
INPUT AGGREGATOR: but only i got the password
INPUT AGGREGATOR: and im compelled not to tell anyone yknow
INPUT AGGREGATOR: so thats kinda on the back burner right now
INPUT AGGREGATOR: the ol chekhovs mind control shenanigan

You hit CHIRAL a whole load. The screen whirrs by at light-speed. You also chat a whole bunch because you're getting extremely good at it.

OrderlogShow

Zack: Nice Haiku, Thumbs Up!
Zack: They're Talking About The Names
Zack: Of Image File Types
1234567890: 0h
1234567890: 1 n3v3r r34119 m3553d w17h hum4n c0mpu73r5
1234567890: 4c7u4119 c0mpu73r5 p155 m3 0ff 4 107 50 175 k1nd4 funn9 7h37 w3r3 411 m4d3 0f c0mpu73r5
Zack: And How To Say Them
Zack: There Have Been Years Of Debate
Zack: About This Subject
tiptopGipgop: I know it’s not ‘yiff’ for .gif.
tiptopGipgop: This is a big point to me, because one of the heroes insisted it was thusly, and I hate him forever.
tiptopGipgop: I mean, ironically I hated him forever, but now I kind of do, considering the whole ‘cosmic existential betrayal’ deal.
YUPPERS: HENCE why i INSIST for CRAST PACTIAN to pronounce it AS SUCH.
YUPPERS: it is a BUTTON PUSHER.
YUPPERS: AT THE TIP TOP GIP GOP OF TIP TOP GIP GOP’S GET GOT MELTING POT.
YUPPERS: yeah.
1234567890: cr457 wh3n 4r3 90u 60nn4 h31p 0u7
Crast Pactian: just a moment! i cannot find it in your room proper.
1234567890: 1 7ru57 90u 1n 7h3r3 8u7 d0n7 m0v3 4n97h1n6 4r0und 0k
Crast Pactian: that seems a very non-pressing matter considering Tars’ state!
Crast Pactian: i am guessing your pickaxe is in your vault.
1234567890: 600d gu355
1234567890: 8u7 175 1n m9 73rm1n41 53cr37 c0mp4r7m3n7
Crast Pactian: your terminal has a secret compartment?
Crast Pactian: ah, wow, it does!
1234567890: 411 73rm1n415 d0
EXA: myy fave easy acc cess stuf gets push’t’t’t in my se cret comp art-ment
EXA: nooobody can tell
EXA: sooomuch neat stuf
EXA: hidden away den
tiptopGipgop: Yeah, I kind of thought everyone knew about that.
Levyyts: What
tiptopGipgop: I mean, you don’t tune in here too often, so it makes sense that you don’t, but--
tiptopGipgop: Hey, sidenote, does anyone have those ear attachments for wearing glasses?
YUPPERS: for a PRICE, yes.
Shellgowrath: Numbers my dear
Shellgowrath: I was talking about how I perceive the world and I see it as still pictures moving
Shellgowrath: If you were walking I would only be able to see you changing place and not the actual walking
Shellgowrath: It was nobody's brother and those supplies I have asked Yuptam about won't be necessary
YUPPERS: THIS IS MAKING ME FED UP.
YUPPERS: i spend SO much time GIVING THINGS AWAY
YUPPERS: and hoarding my KLEPTOMANIA’S BOUNTY
YUPPERS: LIKE A DRAGON in a HOARD
YUPPERS: to be DRAINED of my FLUIDS
1234567890: wh47
YUPPERS: and TOSSED ASIDE
YUPPERS: like a RAW DOG
YUPPERS: where is COOL ZACK when you NEED HIM?
tiptopGipgop: So you see us just standing around?
tiptopGipgop: That’s a shame. Cripes tells me I have a legendary funny walk.
cripesalmighty: It is super true she is the WEIRDEST.
1234567890: w417
1234567890: 4r3 90u v13wf1nd1n6 m3?
1234567890: p13453 570p
Crast Pactian: let us all be respectful of privacy!
Hunk Chudfest: ehehehnery i ewasjuwtaed tot elet eoverony eonkwoe ims titll ont dead
Hunk Chudfest: thyoororay
Crast Pactian: a good thing to celebrate, hunk!
Hunk Chudfest: hhowever
Hunk Chudfest: i amd dinttoexicated again :0
cripesalmighty: :0
godzack: beep
godzack: beep
godzack: beep
godzack: beep
godzack: beep
godzack: beep
Hunk Chudfest: ahghghnghh :((( P:(( ::(((( :L(
godzack: beep
godzack: beep
godzack: beep
godzack: ok thats it lmao ill be back later to say real shit
1234567890: wh999
tiptopGipgop: These Zacks have a very charismatic mouthpiece, don’t they.
EXA: yissssssssssss
EXA: very much yes yes yes yes
EXA: exe eas see zzz
cripesalmighty: God I hate this chat sometimes.

Privatelog (cripesalmighty)Show

Zack: Essentially What Happened
Zack: We Just Rolled With It
cripesalmighty: Well, to be fair
cripesalmighty: Most people picked their username here in like five seconds! The terminals had a prompt and you can’t change it as far as we know so far.
cripesalmighty: I mean, my herosona was named Cripes the Almighty, so… yeah.
cripesalmighty: But I know Crast at least regrets it, ‘cus he was just dissecting the word ‘carapacian’.
Zack: Its As Good A Name
Zack: As Any Hive Mind Could Pick
Zack: Arbitrarily
cripesalmighty: Hey, it’s alright!!
cripesalmighty: It’s still that fun-loving dude name that is pretty reassuring as is.
Zack: Incidentally
Zack: You Have Been Needpencered At
Zack: Just A Quick Heads Up
cripesalmighty: Yeah, that spooked me a little bit.

Privatelog (Levyyts)Show

Shellgowrath: How terrible!
Shellgowrath: The Cool Cat brother of mine seems to have surpassed my attempts at entering this world utilizing his pure cleverness rather than brute strenght or pleading to father for advice!
Shellgowrath: I just wanted to caress Numbers with my soft and tender claws...
Shellgowrath: Anyway, do you need anything?
Shellgowrath: Can I ask you a possibly annoying number of questions?
Shellgowrath: What additional Zack presence? The Zack name has the possible addition of seven billion individuals and I would like if you could be more specific
Shellgowrath: You no longer need to write a curse that will activate once it is broken for me wich was that thing I asked you to write
Levyyts: Cool Cat
Levyyts: Explanation for your words is lost on me
Levyyts: Annoying questions, however, double as answers
Levyyts: Seven billion individuals maps to seven billion humans
Levyyts: Quantity of humans when the Game was started, though likely dead now
Levyyts: Implies some of you human
Levyyts: Somehow.
Levyyts: Notably:
Levyyts: Numbers has a boyfriend
Levyyts: You may want to avoid such romantic implication
Levyyts: Soft and tender claws and such.
Zack: Oh, I Had Missed The File
Zack: Being Shared, Sorry
Levyyts: Ah, two Zacks in one burst
Zack: It Might Just Be That
Zack: The Game Requires Game Shit
Zack: To Cause Things Of Worth
Levyyts: Intermittent answering pointless yet makes haiku readable
Zack: Such As Saving Folks
Zack: From Imminent Destruction
Zack: By MOCHA ENDING
Levyyts: Yes
Zack: The Goal of The Game
Zack: If My Sources Are Right Is
Zack: Self Propogation
Levyyts: Mhm
Zack: Of The Game Itself
Zack: To Make New Iterations;
Zack: Keep On Keepin' On
Levyyts: Indeed
Zack: Given COFFEE DOOM
Zack: It Might Be That You Are The
Zack: Next Generation
Levyyts: Of course.
Zack: But Possibly Not
Zack: It's Just A Game Theory
Zack: Just Spitballing Here
Levyyts: Well
Levyyts: Given all of that in writing
Levyyts: Enjoyable explanation, an optimistic one
Levyyts: Certainly some people here enjoy pretending they are heroic
Levyyts: Heroes of a sort
Levyyts: Heroes in waiting
Levyyts: Part of me doubts we are even eligible
Levyyts: We are game constructs
Levyyts: Players of game wake up on Prospit/Derse, yet we originate there
Levyyts: Additionally
Levyyts: MOCHA ENDING is not a human concept
Levyyts: Relation to coffee is quite a serendipitous one
Levyyts: MOCHA ENDING was god of a planet
Levyyts: Sentient species: would die by coffee
Levyyts: Sentient species: all woke on Prospit
Levyyts: Crast Pactian: entrepeneur of coffee
Levyyts: Crast Pactian: Prospitian
Levyyts: Irony: light to medium.
Levyyts: Propagation purpose of game seems related to universes, not individuals
Levyyts: However
Levyyts: With uncountable upwards depth
Levyyts: Potential of our inhabitance of such not impossible to rule out
Levyyts: Possibilities are twain:
Levyyts: 1. Memories fabricated to think we were friends of Heroes, and there are many varieties of Carapacians throughout nickel chain
Levyyts: Seems unlikely
Levyyts: Nicopter and cripesalmighty in above level.
Levyyts: 2. Copies of us 52 for unknowable depth upward and downward
Levyyts: Perhaps a universe worth propagating
Levyyts: Especially if large enough
Levyyts: Though, in humble opinion
Levyyts: Mean as can be.

Unfortunately, the CHIRAL button just seems to bring you to the menu for now. Since it's the title of the FORUM ADVENTURE, you kind of expected it to do more, but them's the breaks.



You do not have INPUT for Tipsy Pendragon yet! She stares at the item, not because she was compelled to, but because it's mighty interesting.

However, it's too pixelly to understand, so the NARRATOR zooms further in.



"Hey, Gene?" she says.

"Yeah?" you ask.

"It was just some sunglasses. I think the machine's trying to tell you something."

You shrug, still staring at the light. "It doesn't hurt or anything."

Tipsy chuckles softly. "I think that's what blind people say right before they go blind, Gene."

How long are you going to stare at this light, Gene?