CHIRAL: SIDE Y

>Private Chat To Cripes
Though A Very Bad Idea
Remember Us Zacks

Can Do Admin Stuff
Or Whatever You Might Call
Stuff Up A Level

Not Even Orders
Necessarily, Just Like
More Terminal Stuff

(If You're Wondering
Why My First Haiku Was Short,
I'm Multitasking)

>Switch Chat To Levyyts
Could You Pretty Please Explain
What Neat-Hack Will Do?

For Unlike Some Zacks
I Am Not A Fool Who Runs
Unfamiliar Code

Unfortunately
The Code Is Now Running On
Our Shared Terminal

Though I Gather From
Testupward's Name That You Are
Toeing the Water

Seeing If You Can
Apply More Ingenious Hacks
To Reality

But For All I Know
That Is Just A Red Herring
And Wheels Inside Wheels

I Just Hope You Aren't
Going To Be A Bad Guy
There's Like Four So Far

You multitask.

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Privatelog (cripesalmighty)
Zack: Though A Very Bad Idea
Zack: Remember Us Zacks
Zack: Can Do Admin Stuff
Zack: Or Whatever You Might Call
Zack: Stuff Up A Level
cripesalmighty: Wait, was that 5 lines?
cripesalmighty: Anyway, um… I recall, but the idea of you having god powers over us is still almightily freaky, if I’m being honest!!
Zack: Not Even Orders
Zack: Necessarily, Just Like
Zack: More Terminal Stuff
cripesalmighty: Well, alright.
cripesalmighty: I mean, feel free to look into it! We need every edge we can get.
Zack: (If You're Wondering
Zack: Why My First Haiku Was Short,
Zack: I'm Multitasking)
cripesalmighty: OH!
cripesalmighty: And you responded now because… the delay thing…
cripesalmighty: Right, I get it. No problem, Poem Zack.
cripesalmighty: Hey, one other thing, um--
cripesalmighty: Me and TG are thinking we’re gonna try and Needspense some special shit, but I genuinely don’t really know where to start.
cripesalmighty: You got any special Zack powers or at least the ability to use your hivemind shenanigans to… help us ‘spense out a COMBINATOR?

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Privatelog (Levyyts)
Zack: Could You Pretty Please Explain
Zack: What Neat-Hack Will Do?
Zack: For Unlike Some Zacks
Zack: I'm Not A Fool Who Runs
Zack: Unfamiliar Code
Zack: Unfortunately
Zack: The Code Is Now Running On
Zack: Our Shared Terminal
Zack: Though I Gather From
Zack: Testupward's Name That You Are
Zack: Toeing the Water
Zack: Seeing If You Can
Zack: Apply More Ingenious Hacks
Zack: To Reality
Zack: But For All I Know
Zack: That Is Just A Red Herring
Zack: And Wheels Inside Wheels
Zack: I Just Hope You Aren't
Zack: Going To Be A Bad Guy
Zack: There's Like Four So Far
Levyyts: Have now read your large wall of text
Levyyts: And in response to its admittedly well-thought mission statement
Levyyts: And thesis which paints me as villain
Levyyts: I must refute
Levyyts: Neat Hack gives ability to open battle log files individually.
Levyyts: Made it early on
Levyyts: At times, takes unwitting screenshots, but only saves to own terminal.
Levyyts: I am prepping sound recording program for Shellgowrath
Levyyts: Insist that you try and understand this is a lot to comprehend at once
Levyyts: Am only trying to get a grasp
Levyyts: In addition
Levyyts: Point of me waiting is to wait for all messages to be dispensed
Levyyts: Your typing style, normally immaculate
Levyyts: Your first haiku, lacking
Levyyts: Your quantity of messages, high
Levvyts: Easier to respond posthumously.

INPUT AGGREGATOR: nhhh
INPUT AGGREGATOR: thats some serious input
INPUT AGGREGATOR: doin it good pozack horsgman



The two of you stare blankly at the NEED DISPENSER.

You say, "Maybe we need to be dying, but, like-- in a way that only a combination of two otherwise shitty items are life-saving when combined."

"Can you imagine a combo like that, though?"

"Maybe a tiny fire extinguisher and a grenade when you're surrounded by fire? Like, one tiny extinguisher isn't gonna do the job, and a grenade's just gonna make it worse, but an extinguisher grenade would be super handy."

Tipsy, for all her experience, gives it a light shrug. "We're out a grenade. I'm not opposed to the idea, though, if we happen across another one."

The light in the SPENSER flickers incessantly. The glow is alluring, attractive-- and though you can tell Tipsy squints slightly, you're fine staring its multicolored bulb in the face with your wide eyes.

You always thought Derse was too dim.