CHIRAL: SIDE Y

Mmm false you can't keep spamming. Baps shellgo with a newspaper

The third attempt IS always the most charming and I would like to enter this World again by leaking out of a terminal like the master of masters
Dad Zack would you kindly make Tars help me free myself to the other world? Also who is gaes?
By the way you can continue spamming
I Will break into this world with the power of make-believe and I won't be denied

Shellgowrath
> We speak in segments and whatever response you people write to these messages won't be acknowledged because we can't see them until later
> Yuptam do you also have some candles, a lighter, a pen and some paper?
> And if you do would you kindly give them Tars?
> Describe me how my voice sounds like and what favor kind of favor would you like? Could you also sign a piece of paper that's totally not a contract with your blood?
> Worship me for I am perfect in every way, shape and form!

CoolZack
>That'd be great Yuppers.

>Oh, and I'll need a volunteer.

INPUT AGGREGATOR: ok lemme just be frank with yu
INPUT AGGREGATOR: when youre arguing
INPUT AGGREGATOR: when you dont got consensus on a thing
INPUT AGGREGATOR: im programmed to just ignore everythin youre saying till theres no more disagreement
INPUT AGGREGATOR: sorry buddy

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CoolZack: That'd be great Yuppers.
CoolZack: Oh, and I'll need a volunteer.
cripesalmighty: I can probably do whatever.
YUPPERS: i will be QUICK to retrieve these NECESSARY OBJECTS. in a MOMENT.
Shellgowrath: We speak in segments and whatever response you people write to these messages won't be acknowledged because we can't see them until later
tiptopGipgop: That explains a lot.
tiptopGipgop: So, wait, you can’t reply to this message I’m sending right now unless your previously-prepared message happens to have some correlation ?
godzack: i mean
godzack: if i see the convo turnin in the way where their next line would be useful
godzack: i throw it into the mix
godzack: sames if theres a lull and peeps aint talkin
Crast Pactian: that is very, very interesting!
Crast Pactian: apologies for the delay, Cool Zack, but i would be willing to volunteer.
Shellgowrath: Yuptam do you also have some candles, a lighter, a pen and some paper?
YUPPERS: EASY DAYS.
Shellgowrath: And if you do would you kindly give them to Tars?
1234567890: 1f 90u c4n 637 7h15 w411 d0wn 1 c4n 637 74r5 0u7 0f 7h15 4r34
1234567890: 50 p13453 637 4 w411 d0wn 84ck h3r3
tiptopGipgop: Somebody knock a wall down to let Tars and Numbers get out of that zone, will you? Yuppers?
YUPPERS: AUGH.
tiptopGipgop: Wait, how did you even get back there in the first place, Numbers? The pit’s huge.
1234567890: 4 v3r9 d4n63r0u5 jump
Shellgowrath: Describe me how my voice sounds like and what favor kind of favor would you like? Could you also sign a piece of paper that's totally not a contract with your blood?
Levyyts: Definitely no blood contract
Levyyts: Favor would likely include information
Levyyts: Specifics on nature of your ability
Shellgowrath: Worship me for I am perfect in every way, shape and form!
1234567890: 1m n07 601n6 70 d0 7h47
tiptopGipgop: You really do have a more prevalent god complex than godzack.
Crast Pactian: i just recalled that we are actually supposed to use complex zack!

>To Cut Confusion
>Open A Private Chat With
>Yon Cripesalmighty

Don't Mean To Eavesdrop
But Here Are All Of Us Zacks
Dropping All Of These Eaves

Half Of The Reason
I Speak In Haiku Is That
Tangents Are Harder

Though Admittedly
Quite Often It Leads To Just
Writing More Haiku

You also open a Privatelog again, because that is still a thing you can do.

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Privatelog (cripesalmighty)
Zack: Don't Mean To Eavesdrop
Zack: But Here Are All Of Us Zacks
Zack: Dropping All Of These Eaves
cripesalmighty: That’s alright I guess. Honestly it could be a lot worse! It sort of just feels okay to be myself, and I mostly forget that you guys have, uh…
cripesalmighty: Whatever, like, windows?? You have magic shit that lets you see us even in flashbacks.
cripesalmighty: I mean, what even are you using to ‘input’?
Zack: Half Of The Reason
Zack: I Speak In Haiku Is That
Zack: Tangents Are Harder
cripesalmighty: Is that a tangent-removal tactic?? I should start poemming.
Zack: Though Admittedly
Zack: Quite Often It Leads To Just
Zack: Writing More Haiku
cripesalmighty: Ah, well.

"You OK to stand?" Tipsy asks.

"Might need a little help," you answer.



She looks at you with some relief. "Just let me know if you need any more help keeping upright."

"I'm probably alright. I was... kinda thinking of heading to Green, at some point, tour the dealio around and maybe get talking to our hacker programmer friend."

"Yes," says Tipsy, "our enigmatic, doesn't speak much over the chatlog friend, username Levyyts."

You nod. "Username Levyyts, even though she has a real name, we are just totally dodging it with complete and immense style."

"Yuppers," says Tipsy under her breath.



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Author's Note
I'm super exhausted and gonna probably take a nap, then afterwards I'll start working on a short (300-400 word) recap for new readers to jump in quickly, as well as the next update. Thanks for ya patience!