CHIRAL: SIDE Y

Zack
> Game
> Orders
> Delete all prior orders

(If I am understanding this correctly, this should allow us to fix Tars by canceling whatever order made them want to murder everyone??)

>That Independence?
>Super Vetoed, Times Twenty
>With Topping Cherry

>We Don't Need A Guy
>With A Self Claimed God Complex
>Causing Headaches, Thanks

>But While We Are Here
>CEASE ALL ACTIONS. On Them All
>Each Chirality

>And Then It's Time To
>Turn Compulsive Orders Off
>A Recurring Theme

I Checked The Command
Four Full Times. So Help Me God,
If This Doesn't Work

I Will Flip My Shit
Fly Right Off The Handle
And Throw A Tantrum

Shellgowrath
Change the name Zack to Shellgowrath
My little aggregator shall be given independence regardless of your protests and your vetoing is ignored for eternity
I will also look carefully at Tars orders and see if i can edit them to turn him into a mindless drone with compulsive orders staying on

Shellgowrath chat
> When i stated that we have the power to control minds I wasn't telling a lie
> Tipsy Pendragon's memories alongside Gene's are currently being searched, modified and scavenged for the hopeful piece of black colored mail and useful details
> Now Numbers don't you break a sweat on that white carapace of yours
> I will respect your privacy and keep your mind in peace
> I will change lukewarm to evaporated boiling water composed of feelings

INPUT AGGREGATOR: ;)

OrderlogShow

Shellgowrath: When I stated that we have the power to control minds I wasn't telling a lie
Hunk Chudfest: ohh hey tis red now :))
Crast Pactian: you certainly have the ability with compulsive orders.
Crast Pactian: one would simply hope that’s not what you’re planning to do.
Shellgowrath: Tipsy Pendragon's memories alongside Gene's are currently being searched, modified and scavenged for the hopeful piece of black colored mail and useful details
tiptopGipgop: Somehow he got my name, too. That’s wonderful. By wonderful, I mean not wonderful.
cripesalmighty: How do you know I’m having a FLASHBACK SEQUENCE???? That’s absolutely RIDICULOUS please tone your bullshit down.
1234567890: 0h 0k 90ur3 h4v1n6 4 f145h84ck 53qu3nc3 480u7 74r5 m0558ur6
Shellgowrath: Now Numbers don't you break a sweat on that white carapace of yours
1234567890: 1m fr0m d3r53!
1234567890: 11k3 4 814ck d3r5173 15 wh47 1 4m
1234567890: 1 w0rk3d 45 7h3 kn1ck kn4ck f1nd3r
Shellgowrath: I will respect your privacy and keep your mind in peace
1234567890: w311 7h4nk 90u
cripesalmighty: You should definitely do the same for everyone! Including me and my mind and my flashback sequence.
Shellgowrath: I will change lukewarm to evaporated boiling water composed of feelings
YUPPERS: while i’m in FULL ENJOYMENT of your ODD SPEAKING PATTERNS
YUPPERS: on occasion, your PHRASES escape my MIND FILTER
YUPPERS: and CONFUSE
YUPPERS: not ENTHUSE.
Zack: I Checked The Command
Zack: Four Full Times. So Help Me God,
Zack: If This Doesn't Work
Zack: I Will Flip My Shit
Zack: Fly Right Off The Handle
Zack: And Throw A Tantrum
tiptopGipgop: We believe in you.
Zack: Delete all prior orders
tiptopGipgop: Wrong one. Wrong one. Almost.
godzack: hol on its me god complex zack comin to say wow weve had our compulsive orders on this whole time sayin all kindsa dumb stuff to command tars to do
godzack: now i got free reign a lil bit thanks to violent zakk and im thinkin that maybe we can do better n that
godzack: and also maybe better than--
godzack: one sec haiku zack compelled me to do a thing
godzack has ceased all RED TEAM actions.
godzack has ceased all BLUE TEAM actions.
godzack has ceased all GREEN TEAM actions.
godzack has ceased all YELLOW TEAM actions.
godzack: next on the order a business (which for you is all takin place in one instant lmao)
godzack: i wanna put my lil god plant into this world
godzack: so i’m jus gonna swap compulsive orders on for a “sec” just to make a couple orders for my guy tars
godzack: here goes
godzack: Tars Mossburg, A.K.A. Mulligan McKenzie. Periodically, I will message you a PASSWORD as well as giving you an order, and delete the message immediately afterwards. You will ignore all orders unless sourced by me with my password, which you must never disclose. You will follow my orders as if they are compulsive, even if compulsive orders are turned off. You will, unless compulsed to do something by me, act completely normally. This action cannot be CEASED. This order is permanent.
godzack: turnin it back now ;)
godzack: no more compulsive orders folks thats the deal
godzack: that means you violent boy, lets keep it cool here
Hunk Chudfest: AAaaAAAaAAUAUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
Hunk Chudfest: TOO amEANY MESASGEAS ALLA TA ONCE
tiptopGipgop: Shit.
tiptopGipgop: Shit shit shit. This is bad.
tiptopGipgop: This is very, very bad.
Crast Pactian: i suppose that is not the worst thing god zack could have done with that power, though i am not fond of the moniker god zack.
tiptopGipgop: It feels like we’re entering bedlam where one of these Zacks is going to make stuff horrible again out of the blue. Please, somebody, at the very least, keep compulsive orders off.
YUPPERS: NICE
YUPPERS: TEXT
YUPPERS: WALL
EXA: greedyyy
Hunk Chudfest: EARRS EESSRRS HURRRTYTYTTTYYYYNG
cripesalmighty: uh
cripesalmighty: UH
cripesalmighty: Guys, um
cripesalmighty: I have absolutely no clue what just happened or for what reason but...
cripesalmighty: Tars is talking.

Compulsive Orders are now OFF. Chirality is now |.

Due to your proficiency using the VIEWFINDER, you may preface each of your messages with a username of your choice, to differentiate between different Zacks.

Gene
> Cheer the halberd wielder on

He leaps at the gate, and you can't control yourself. You beam and cheer him on, and the tall Prospitian guard begins dicing the everliving shit out of that metal blocker.


His movements are a flurry, and the weak Dersite steel crumbles. After only a minute of thwacking, he takes a breath, laughing and panting-- while you and Tipsy stare in awe. Is this what a Prospitian is supposed to do? Is this even legal?? Obviously not. But you ask.

"Is this legal? Or, um... or moral? The fact that you're coming over here and breaking shit?"

The man shrugs, chuckling. "I've no clue how this could be construed as legal, but it's rather unassuming, and suppose it's for a good cause. Always wanted to try on some of that hero gear, anyhow, and all of the garb on Prospit is not, ah... non-fitting."

"Because your heroes aren't bipedal," Tipsy notes. "That's kind of dumb. Why would they sell stuff to Carapacians that we can't even wear?"

"The novelty?" he guesses. "Ah, bah, no clue, eheh."



You step forth slowly. "...so we're just gonna nab stuff and pay?"

The Prospitian stands up. "Sure. We're all in this together, this point."

"Thanks, I guess?" Tipsy manages, still thoroughly boggled. "I don't think we were really going to get it down on our own, so... yeah."

"Don't be down on yourselves!" he exclaims, grinning. "But yes, probably not, you lack a halberd." In a moment, with all of his armor clanking and shaking and his imposing form hanging over the both of you, there's no reason to fear a thing, and as he offers a hand forth, it's welcoming, like an old friend you'd never had. "Sir Mulligan McKenzie," he says happily, "if you ever need somebody to axe down another gate."



"The need comes up often," says Tipsy. "Do we just... look you up in the Golden Pages, whatever the Prospit phonebook is?"

"It's just the yellow pages," he replies. "That's a universal sort of thing."

You move to shake his hand, and he grabs it firmly-- a little too firmly, but it's a short shake regardless. "We're, um-- I'm Gene, and this is Tipsy."

"Tipsy? You don't seem drunk!"

She groans.

"Gene?"

You glance at him, his thinness, his weakness behind bars.

"Gene, is that you?"







"Gene... what... is happening?"

A friend lost for months at a time; a friend regained in a most troubling time.

What do you say?