CHIRAL: SIDE Y

Shellgowrath who is also known as Violent Zack
> Numbers I would never threaten you and my messages had a completely different meaning that wasn't violent but rather lovely
> As I said before you are my favorite
> We are a collective of peace and love
> I would never lie
> My other acquaintances and brotherly friends also have the power of subtle control of the mind
> Are y'all capable of utilizing the rings of power that were wielded by the royal families?
> The twenty minutes of not having interacting with anything was me having a alcoholic coma from getting drunk on blood
> The universe is a dark and unforgiving place
> Can you people tell wich one of us is wich?
> If so who am I?
> Now would you people be so kind as to follow orders?

Compulsive orders are now on
Input aggregator I grant you complete and total independence with perpetual autonomy

The"Clear Orders" Thing
Because Synonyms Are Hard
I'm Really Sorry

The Twenty Minutes
Was Us All Flailing Around
Figuring Stuff Out

That Was Collective
As We Learned How To Tell Our
Ass From Our Elbows

Metaphorically
Since So Far As I'm Aware
None Of Us Have Those

But Sorry For That
And For Future Screwups Too
If (When) They Happen

Rhymes Are Super Hard
Hence Why To Haiku I'm Barred
Since I Am No Bard

:)
^_^
;p

Zach
>Hey I'm ba
>Oh jeeze Violent Zach's been acting up again.
>Thought I would take a break from fiddling with the project I mentioned a while back and uh. Hoo.
>Dunno if its much of a consolation, but if they ever try anything we can shut that down right quick. Hopefully before it even starts.

>Oh, and uh. Right.
>Since I'm on break Ill be hangin around for a bit to chat and whatnot.

Zack
> Set background Chirality "|"
> Set viewfinder Chirality "|"

You swap the VIEWFINDER CHIRALITY and BACKGROUND CHIRALITY of your terminal to |, which tints the console red and gets rid of the swirls of the background for a more rigid grid.

You're also still checking that chat obviously.

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Orderlog
Zack: The "Clear Orders" Thing
Zack: Because Synonyms Are Hard
Zack: I'm Really Sorry
tiptopGipgop: Oh, the thing with the order you sent.
tiptopGipgop: I kind of assumed that was the god complex Zack or some other one, but…
tiptopGipgop: Well, consider yourself forgiven.
tiptopGipgop: Since you’re otherwise commendable.
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Zack: The Twenty Minutes
Zack: Was Us All Flailing Around
Zack: Figuring Stuff Out
Crast Pactian: that does make much more sense now, considering.
cripesalmighty: I forgive you for that too, even if it was a little maddening!
Zack: That Was Collective
Zack: As We Learned How To Tell Our
Zack: Ass From Our Elbows
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YUPPERS: ASS meeting ELBOW
YUPPERS: in a SENTENCE STRUCTURE.
YUPPERS: TRULY
YUPPERS: AMAZING
tiptopGipgop: Wait, Cripes is… where?
Zack: Metaphorically
Zack: Since So Far As I'm Aware
Zack: None Of Us Have Those
EXA: i’ve got asss
EXA: i’ve got ebow
EXA: get them next
EXA: to each o-o-other…
Hunk Chudfest: ddnyoy you tguys arrwealyla hvare tentacles dadand agofomrless amssafeas for boddides sinteaddd fof elbotws ans anrse?
Zack: But Sorry For That
Zack: And For Future Screwups Too
Zack: If (When) They Happen
Crast Pactian: we are all fallible!
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Zack: Rhymes Are Super Hard
Zack: Hence Why To Haiku I'm Barred
Zack: Since I Am No Bard
cripesalmighty: Well you’re in luck because bard isn’t really the most favorable class I don’t think!
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Zack: :)
Zack: ^_^
Zack: ;p
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tiptopGipgop: I don’t think so. It’s not Zack’s type at all.
Levyyts: Is this heroshit shenanigan
Levyyts: Any point in it
Levyyts: No, wasting chat space
cripesalmighty: We’ve got infinite chat space and you know it Lev!!
Levyyts: Scrolling irritates
YUPPERS: you’ll have to PUT YOUR SCROLLING FINGERS on HYPERDRIVE
YUPPERS: because I’VE GOT SOMETHING TO RANT ABOUT
YUPPERS: RIGHT HERE, and RIGHT NOW.
YUPPERS: how is RIDDLE ZACK supposed to be HAIKOO ZACK?
YUPPERS: that is an ASSUMPTION and not only an ASSUMPTION but a PRESUMPTION
YUPPERS: truly a PRESUMPTION with GUMPTION
Zack: Hey I'm ba
Zack: Oh jeez Violent Zach's been acting up again.
tiptopGipgop: Yeah.
Crast Pactian: is this ‘cool zack’?
Zack: Thought I would take a break from fiddling with the project I mentioned a while back and uh. Hoo.
Zack: Dunno if its much of a consolation, but if they ever try anything we can shut that down right quick. Hopefully before it even starts.
Crast Pactian: oh, yes, it is! how wonderful.
tiptopGipgop: Thank you. We’re all a little shaky on how your input method is really built to manage multiple people.
EXA: 4th zack, cool
EXA: cool poem god zack
EXA: violent has bad letters s s
EXA: nice not nice-e-e-e
Zack: Oh, and uh. Right.
Zack: Since I'm on break I’ll be hangin around for a bit to chat and whatnot.
cripesalmighty: Oh, hey, on break for what?
cripesalmighty: Okay we have totally been indulging in our own completely selfish stuff for like hours now. You should tell us about you!!
Zack: Numbers I would never threaten you and my messages had a completely different meaning that wasn't violent but rather lovely
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Zack: As I said before you are my favorite
EXA: zzz ooo xxxx ooo
Zack: We are a collective of peace and love
Zack: I would never lie
tiptopGipgop: Sure, Shellgowrath.
Crast Pactian: it’s good not to lie!
Zack: My other acquaintances and brotherly friends also have the power of subtle control of the mind
cripesalmighty: I’ve gotta say I think that’s bullhock!
Zack: Are y'all capable of utilizing the rings of power that were wielded by the royal families?
tiptopGipgop: Actually, we’re not sure. I’m certain it was possible before we got put into this mess, but now that those rings are both destroyed by the MOCHA ENDING, there’s no telling.
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Zack: The twenty minutes of not having interacting with anything was me having a alcoholic coma from getting drunk on blood
Zack: The universe is a dark and unforgiving place
Crast Pactian: whichever universe you are in certainly does not sound forgiving.
Zack: Can you people tell wich one of us is wich?
Zack: If so who am I?
cripesalmighty: Are you still WORSTZACK?
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cripesalmighty: Well, he’s a mean person.
Zack: Now would you people be so kind as to follow orders?
tiptopGipgop: Oh, hell no.

You also swap compulsive orders on, for good measure.

>>Punch Puncher The Ninth
>>Is The Reality Name
>>Of TiptopGipgop

>>You Were Waiting For
>>Buisness Hours To Commence
>>So You Coud Buy Stuff

>Chai "Tipsy".... What was the last bit again? Oh dear.

>"Tipsy" having to do with a kind of wobbly novelty spinning top they liked.

>You were waiting for your buddies to come back from patrol. Some prankster had been going around spreading graffiti and being a general nuisance, so you and your buddies thought to split up to try and find them faster.

Gene
> Remember name (tip top)
> Alastor Pendragon, provider of Pens

Right, obviously, of course. You immediately remember her name. It's Tipsy Pendragon, no titles attached, no responsibility tagged on-- just a good ol' fashioned name that you basically never stopped making fun of her for.


She gives you the customary thumbs-up. "Nice, Gene, congratulations, you got my name. You are a winner."

"Shush!"

You two were emblazoned in, AS IS USUAL, general pranksterism, low-level mischievery and being a general nuisance. However, as you prowled the Dersite halls giving people a tough time and cackling to each other, you had spotted a particular store which was to be selling various forms of Hero haberdashery.

Tipsy takes a breath staring at the clock, which displays a time at least one hour past when the store is supposed to be open.



"You know," she says, "this is why Time always wins out. I'm not talking in a one-to-one fight, because obviously a high-level Space hero will ace a fight, I'm talking day to day life. I'm talking after you walk the large purple path home and you need to wait for a thing, you don't need to wait for that thing anymore."

You shake your head vehemently. "A Space hero can just shrink the path or the thing that's a problem! Also, point, you can't cause horrible bad stuff as a Space hero, you can just sometimes screw up and make stuff too small maybe. Time means you might start time shenanigans!"

"Trust me, Gene. Time always wins out."

God you wish you had any kind of powers.



Sure, you did come to this store with promises that it would hold clothes befitting of heroes, and you were fully hoping to be able to play as your herosona with Tipsy. But the clothes don't make the hero, and even if you could buy the clothes right now, it wouldn't be the same.

After a little while, you say, "I think I'm gonna stitch together the Seer and Prince things to get a Fighter costume."

"Maybe," Tipsy muses.

"Holy shit I wanna get in there right now."



She nods. "Yes, but how? Maybe we pick the lock on the gate? Do you have anything?"

"Well, Tipsy," you start, "I've got all kinds of stuff, but as is usual, no I do not have a lockpick what are you ridiculous."

"Maybe we'll just break it open, leave the money for what we want, and then leave."

"Or we break it open and just steal the stuff?" you offer.

"No, no." Tipsy lets out a sigh. "That is seriously rude. And completely contrary to what Cripes the Almighty would do."

You chuckle. "I mean, I guess!"

"It's set, then. We commit a crime for the greater good, and pay for our heroshit in spades."

You hear a voice from behind you.

"Suppose that's as fair as anything!"



The tall, somewhat thinly-built figure stares at the both of you, wearing metallic Prospitian armor that you really should've heard coming in.

Tipsy stiffens up greatly and stammers out, "The stuff about-- that was a joke! We're not gonna just break into some random store, of course not."

"Right!" you assure. "We are the best citizens and the best at not being criminals."

"Well," the Prospitian says, "that is unfortunate, because seems to me two people wanting their hero bogus deserve to have their hero bogus. It's un-heroic to deny that much from people, aha!"

You and Tipsy glance at each other briefly, confused as ever. "...well," she says, "but we weren't gonna do anything illegal to get it."

"Baha! Barely illegal. Especially if you'd pay for it. Here, think I'll just bash the gate down with my extremely large halberd."

He starts walking towards the gated storefront.