CHIRAL: SIDE Y

Zack
> Hey dudes and dudines.
> check this diggity dog out
> Send 'Levyyts-hack.cgp'

(After Augustine's post)
> Wow, that Zack sure has a lot to say

Zack
> Hello my dear friends!
> I am the violent Zack that is completely not violent!
> You can trust me since i am a doctor and doctorates can be inherited through imagination
> I really like to keep people informed about the situation and that is what I will do without any annoying riddles or cool cat acting
> The reason that i can see y'all is becuase my perception of the world is not controlled by me but rather by a single omnipresent, omnipotent and omniscient being that is infinitely superior and perpetually handsome
> This means that your privacy is now forfeit and i can spy with my little eyes on all of you for a very long time just like how i am doing right now!
> I also don't need fingers to interact with the world
> I made Gene scream in agony using the power of telepathy wich is a power I can and will abuse horribly
> Maybe you people will start suffering unfortunate accidents or someone will stitch Hunk's lips for me, who knows?
> I was created for the purpose of saving two individuals from being violently erased from existance and these same individuals are the reason you are all alive meaning that if they perish You too shall perish wich means that your cooperation is necessary for your survival
> Nothing is complicated and every statement expressing otherwise is false
> All other priorities aside from saving the two beings are secondary
> Please forgive me for any grammatical mistakes that i have made in the past and will do in the future, this is not my native tongue and typing without fingers is quite difficult and i am terribly sorry for that
> Numbers your body is warm, firm yet supple and absolutely delicious!
> I the completely trustworthy Zack with entirely normal behavior now dub myself Shellgowrath but if any of you have a better idea i am all ears!
> Boy I am so happy i could just tear out your insides and strangle you all with them

INPUT AGGREGATOR: longpostin like me?
INPUT AGGREGATOR: we should be a team eh eh eh

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Zack: Hey dudes and dudines.
Zack: check this diggity dog out
Zack has sent file Levyyts-hack.cgp
Levyyts: What is this
Crast Pactian: oh, a program file! is this from your-- nicopter’s terminal above?
tiptopGipgop: This actually seems… extremely handy.
tiptopGipgop: Wow.
EXA: prep ing 222 .hack somethin
EXA: is this hack day againnn? ? . .
EXA: what kind d’a’a name is “Levyyts-hack.cpg” zzz
tiptopGipgop: It seems to be what unlocked all those options on Zack’s current terminal.
Levyyts: Above me is clever
Levyyts: Retains some odd qualities
Levyyts: Missing others.
1234567890: 1m runn1n6 17 n0w
Crast Pactian: you may want to give it a minute, numbers! let the experts handle this.
tiptopGipgop: There’s an option to…
tiptopGipgop: Yes. YES.
tiptopGipgop: If you do this right, Zack, you can probably fix Tars. I mean, clear all actions while you’re sending red team orders.
EXA: i mean
EXA: gotta s-s-sadmit
EXA: thatd be neat
EXA: he always was cool-est-est-est cat-aat-aat
1234567890: 74r5 w45 5uch 4 600d 6u9.
1234567890: 7074119 700k 7h47 pr05p17 47m05ph3r3 70 h34r7
YUPPERS: tars is not COOLEST CAT
YUPPERS: tars is not GOOD GUY
YUPPERS: tars is just TARS.
YUPPERS: a UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED FAIR DUDE.
1234567890: 1 b37 h3 w0u1d4 11k3d h41k00 24ck
tiptopGipgop: I don’t think there has to be any past tense about it, Numbers. There might actually be hope for him yet.
tiptopGipgop: Things are turning right around!
Zack: Hello my dear friends!
Zack: I am the violent Zack that is completely not violent!
1234567890: 4HK
Zack: You can trust me since i am a doctor and doctorates can be inherited through imagination
Zack: I really like to keep people informed about the situation and that is what I will do without any annoying riddles or cool cat acting
Zack: The reason that i can see y'all is becuase my perception of the world is not controlled by me but rather by a single omnipresent, omnipotent and omniscient being that is infinitely superior and perpetually handsome
EXA: wha? ? ?
Zack: This means that your privacy is now forfeit and i can spy with my little eyes on all of you for a very long time just like how i am doing right now!
Zack: I also don't need fingers to interact with the world
Zack: I made Gene scream in agony using the power of telepathy wich is a power I can and will abuse horribly
cripesalmighty: I screamed in agony on my own accord, you violent piece of garbage!!
cripesalmighty: ALSO HOLY HELLS YOU KNOW MY NAME I’M EXXNG RIGHT OUT OF THIS CHAT.
Zack: Maybe you people will start suffering unfortunate accidents or someone will stitch Hunk's lips for me, who knows?
tiptopGipgop: If there’s a Zack up there who can get rid of this Zack, please do it.
1234567890: D0N7 1N5U17 V1013N7 24CK H3 H45 1075 0F P0W3R
Zack: I was created for the purpose of saving two individuals from being violently erased from existance and these same individuals are the reason you are all alive meaning that if they perish You too shall perish wich means that your cooperation is necessary for your survival
Crast Pactian: well, i believe it’s more complicated than that.
Crast Pactian: it seemed as if, by those documents, plugging you in was a mutual affair.
Crast Pactian: that, perhaps, for whatever reason, Nicopter led himself and cripesalmighty into a very dangerous situation in order to get you functioning, and
Zack: Nothing is complicated and every statement expressing otherwise is false
1234567890: :4
Zack: All other priorities aside from saving the two beings are secondary
Zack: Please forgive me for any grammatical mistakes that i have made in the past and will do in the future, this is not my native tongue and typing without fingers is quite difficult and i am terribly sorry for that
Hunk Chudfest: iffgknghow ahtyt you meaan bcuss sometimes id donttf deel like himhh trtypyign wusing my hands
Zack: Numbers your body is warm, firm yet supple and absolutely delicious!
1234567890: :44444
Zack: I the completely trustworthy Zack with entirely normal behavior now dub myself Shellgowrath but if any of you have a better idea i am all ears!
EXA: rad name dude
Zack: Boy I am so happy i could just tear out your insides and strangle you all with them
tiptopGipgop: That’s horrific.
tiptopGipgop: Please, listen to me, Violent Zack.
tiptopGipgop: We are real people. We are as real as you.
tiptopGipgop: For all the unfortunate events that have led to us being simulated by computer code, we are still decidedly sentient. I don’t care what medium you’re using to talk to us, I don’t care where you’re from, I don’t care if you don’t believe me, and I don’t think it MATTERS that we’re just computer code.
tiptopGipgop: You’re still a twisted son of a bitch.
1234567890: :/ :/ :/ :/ m49b3 ju55557 cu7 17 0u7 w17h 7h3 1n5u175 71p70p
Crast Pactian: while i do not agree with TG’s decision to insult you, i must agree.
Crast Pactian: i am hoping by appealing to your empathy, you decide not to be so terrifying and… descriptive.
Zack: Wow, that Zack sure has a lot to say
Hunk Chudfest: howfd ddoy you types fofast
Levyyts: Certainly my coding style, hack
Levyyts: Quite handy
Levyyts: Note handy even moreso
Levyyts: Have thought on it some
Levyyts: And created map
Levyyts has sent file levyyts-map.cig
Levyyts: Somehow lower sessions gained 53 PAWNs to ascend
Levyyts: Even if infinite sessions going to an infinite bottom, cannot get 52+ without a new player from below
Levyyts: So some session
Levyyts: Some point
Levyyts: Found a 53rd.
tiptopGipgop: Not only do we need a 53rd to even start with that quest, but we somehow need to find out the password that the people above us couldn’t get.
Crast Pactian: is it out of the question that that was the exact purpose of creating zack?
Hunk Chudfest: i donddt trealy yylike tehdde idea off playinggg anyrmore games
EXA: its all game
EXA: all the way down
EXA: all the way
EXA: down down down down

On the way as you chat, you pull up the file "levyyts-map.cig".

Gene
> Break the hug
> Crack a pun
> Look at the wall behind you
> Shrug
> *Laugh track plays*

You think about doing that.

God it'd be so funny. Golly it'd be a real treat. A long time ago on a purple planet where everything made sense, that is absolutely how you would have coped with every kind of hardship, you and tiptopGipgop. But standing here, where it's vaguely cold, and the hug is inevitably going to come to an end...

Standing here where nothing really seems funny about any of this, you have trouble coming up with a joke.



"It's alright," Queue murmurs quietly. "Everything is going to be alright."