CHIRAL: SIDE Y

>Alright. I'll be honest on this.

>Had a talk with the fellow responsible for my being here.

>The situation is uh. It's not pretty.

>To put it bluntly, the R4 and B4 players up a layer decided to go have the red and blue team go kill eachother. So now you know why.

>Now on paper it's possible to just go over to a red machine and fix ol Tars Mossburg easy as can be.

>In practice that would require someone with limbs. Which I don't have.

>Cause apparently I'm plugged into a machine.

>And the one person available to get me from here to there has a Problem.

>That Problem being I can't interact with them.

>I mean I could, and I have, but it's a very bad idea unless its absolutely necessary.

>Something to do with time movin differently when we aren't talkin, and thats kinda keepin em alive right now.

>Now, there is one good bit of news in this whole mess.

>The Nickel. From what you folks said compared to the notes the G4 player one layer up left behind, its going to be a big part of fixing this mess.

You make some real headway into building rapport with the 8 folks currently in the chat.

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Zack: Alright. I'll be honest on this.
Zack: Had a talk with the fellow responsible for my being here.
Zack: The situation is, uh. It's not pretty.
tiptopGipgop: Okay.
Crast Pactian: cripes, will you answer your door if i bring groceries in addition to the blankets?
cripesalmighty: I don’t think so but you can give it a go because that’d be twice the bang for your buck!
Zack: To put it bluntly, the R4 and B4 players up a layer decided to go have the red and blue team go kill eachother. So now you know why.
tiptopGipgop: That was our guess, at least. It’s terrifying to think that a couple of people deciding not to play their game is the only reason we’re alive.
Zack: Now, on paper it's possible to just go over to a red machine and fix ol’ Tars Mossburg easy as can be.
tiptopGipgop: And it’d be really, really good if you did that.
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Crast Pactian: both!
cripesalmighty: Whichever’s easier but right now privatelog because I wanna stay attentive to the chat with Zack.
Zack: In practice, that would require someone with limbs. Which I don't have.
Zack: Cause apparently I'm plugged into a machine.
tiptopGipgop: Oh.
Zack: And the one person available to get me from here to there has a Problem.
Zack: That Problem being I can't interact with them.
Hunk Chudfest: :O :O :O
Zack: I mean I could, and I have, but it's a very bad idea unless it’s absolutely necessary.
Zack: Something to do with time movin’ differently when we aren't talkin’, and that’s kinda keepin’ ‘em alive right now.
cripesalmighty: So… you’re… a machine? Or you’re plugged into one?! That’s kind of goddamn absurd Zack, though maybe it explains why you talk in riddles half the time.
Crast Pactian: i will get plenty of groceries for you.
Zack: Now, there is one good bit of news in this whole mess.
EXA: i was just stargin… to enjoy all the bad bits
EXA: of your phantasmagoric freakout
Zack: The Nickel. From what you folks said compared to the notes the G4 player one layer up left behind, its going to be a big part of fixing this mess.
tiptopGipgop: I believe you.
tiptopGipgop: Who were you speaking to? Who put you where you are right now, and why is time moving differently helping them?
tiptopGipgop: Maybe you could post those notes here, let us feast over them like a dog full of hungry packs.
Crast Pactian: Zack, i must take a moment to thank you for explaining things in a clear and concise way to all of us.
Crast Pactian: or, at the very least, much better than we tend to for you.
cripesalmighty: Hey, in a minute here, I’m gonna take a break from the terminal. Gotta… gotta really get my head clear.
cripesalmighty: Might grab my headset and walk around I don’t even know!!
cripesalmighty: This is just a real load of stuff and my coping mechanism I guess is to just focus on other bullshit.
tiptopGipgop: Good luck with that, Cripes.
tiptopGipgop: I’ll hold up the fort.
cripesalmighty: Absolutely yes!

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