CHIRAL: SIDE Y

What Seems Obvious
Is That There Is, Of Course, Us
To Make Fifty Three

Or If We Can't Join
The Input Aggregator
Might Count In Our Stead

We Should Also Ask
What It Is That Nickle Means
To Our Group of Friends

After some discussion with your fellow INPUT GIVERS, you decide the best course of action would be some clarification on the 'nickel'.

INPUT AGGREGATOR: you got it boss

As you get back, you realize the chat has filled up heavily while you were THINKING. You make some posts anyhow.

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Orderlog
Crast Pactian: surely not completely pointless.
Crast Pactian: and we have Zack to assist us on this. he has figured things out much better than us.
Levyyts: Figured myself
Levyyts: Within Nicopter’s terminal
Levyyts: A game session running
Levyyts: Not unlike those on our terminals
Levyyts: Though our layout differs
Levyyts: The rules do not
tiptopGipgop: But we never got a chance to speak to our Pawns. They always just… obey.
1234567890: C0MPU151V3 0RD3R5
1234567890: 24CK 7URN3D 7H3M 0FF
tiptopGipgop: ...The setting in the menu that’s locked?
cripesalmighty: And hechanged hids sname to zack wng thatzx locekd too
cripesalmighty: it al emaskes sesnse were just pawns
cripesalmighty: we’are all fake
Hunk Chudfest: GECOOL YOUR SHIRT CRIPS
Hunk Chudfest: gtaofanpelasea calt you rhist bdown
Hunk Chudfest: :((( :((((
Hunk Chudfest: donaltt type like ema tjust atke your timer its gona ebe okay
YUPPERS: we’re not all FAKE.
YUPPERS: in fact, we’re the REALEST WE CAN BE.
YUPPERS: it’s just that our EXISTENCE cannot AMOUNT to anything
YUPPERS: SO WHY WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING?
YUPPERS: no WAITING to get to a DREAM BUBBLE,
YUPPERS: no FUTURE
YUPPERS: no REASON
tiptopGipgop: Maybe.
tiptopGipgop: ...Oh, God. Maybe.
tiptopGipgop: I guess I’m still holding on hope that maybe Crast is right and we’ve got Zack to count on, but he talks cryptically and, of course, he isn’t in here anymore.
cripesalmighty: soroy
Hunk Chudfest: TpTYE GODO CRPIES
cripesalmighty: sorry sorry
Hunk Chudfest: GOODDD!!!
tiptopGipgop: I feel stupid for blaming Lev. Sorry, Lev.
cripesalmighty: Sorry I’m.,, sorry. Sorry.
Levyyts: Accepted
Levyyts: Still lost
Levyyts: Will be working on searching for other above-us terminals
tiptopGipgop: I guess that’s a good point. If there’s a Nicopter running us, then not only are there 13 sessions that we’re running, but we're running on the 4th session of the one above us.
tiptopGipgop: There’s a G4 terminal, a Y4 terminal, a B4 terminal, a R4 terminal…
cripesalmighty: And the other ones mnmusrtt’ve given orders to have everone kill each other
cripesalmighty: But Nic and
cripesalmighty: and Y4
cripesalmighty: Me and Nicopter didn’t give ANY orders so WE weren’t attacking anyone.
tiptopGipgop: You mean, the cripesalmighty and Nicopter who are in the level above us are the reason that we are sane and the other two teams aren’t.
YUPPERS: an EXPLANATION for the PSYCHOPATHY?
tiptopGipgop: ...That means there’s a way to fix Tars Mossburg.
tiptopGipgop: If Zack can just somehow reset their orders… it’s doable.
tiptopGipgop: I even know the command, since it’s tactically useful sometimes. CEASE ALL ACTIONS.
cripesalmighty: ...Zack is
cripesalmighty: Zack is gonna fix this shitfest. Maybe he’s really gonna do that I don’t even know but maybe!!!
Levyyts: Creating a map
Levyyts: Rough but should illuminate
Levyyts: Difficult situation
Hunk Chudfest: im ceeasing al my rouders on my curretnnt game
tiptopGipgop: I can’t believe I didn’t see this.
tiptopGipgop: It’s just so horrible that I guess I thought the heroes wouldn’t be cruel enough to do something like it.
Zack: I need to pop in here for just a sec.
Zack: Promise we’re-- I mean I’m-- workin’ stuff out.
cripesalmighty: !!!!
Crast Pactian: hello again, zack.
Zack: I just gotta get some more clarification, y’know.
tiptopGipgop: All you do is ask and you never give. Who are you? Just tell us who you are, your real physical body, what’s making you do the things you do. Are you Nicopter? Are you cripesalmighty?
Zack: Please just trust me for a minute.
Zack: What is the nickel?
1234567890: 175 wh47 7h3 h3r035 5upp053d19 pu7 0ur 80d135 1n70
1234567890: 50m37h1n6 5m411
1234567890: 7h3 5123 uh
1234567890: the size of a nickel
cripesalmighty: But I’m pretty sure that was always just some kinda weird metaphor that the heroes made since how could you possibly fit people inside of a nickel??
cripesalmighty: ...But you could probably fit lots of data on a nickel.
cripesalmighty: Y’know, code.
cripesalmighty: Wow cripes I guess that wasn’t a goddamn metaphor we’re all in a real nickel like what you pay for candy with!
1234567890: 0r 50m37h1n6 7h3 “size” 0f 4 n1ck31
cripesalmighty: Right yep!! A real nickel would be dumb. I really hope it’s not a dumb nickel.

INPUT AGGREGATOR: hup there ya go
INPUT AGGREGATOR: din have the computational power to give ya some haiku posts
INPUT AGGREGATOR: yall inputs are better at it than me ;)