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To Zack And Then Also Go
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cripesalmighty: That’s how it is on green terminals anyway. My keyboard has two chirality toggles instead of a single button so I have to press them at the same time to go back to the viewfinder.
Zack: Keyboard?
Crast Pactian: whatever you are typing with.
Crast Pactian: if you do manage to make it into the viewfinder, you should report back by hitting chatlog immediately.
Crast Pactian: just as soon as you can.
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cripesalmighty: It’s only been a couple minutes, just give him some time!
tiptopGipgop: We’ve actually asked about his terminal multiple times, so I hope he’s not going to leave us hanging for too long.
tiptopGipgop: It’s reasonably easy to ask who and where somebody is, and it seems like Zack has no intention of disclosing either one.
tiptopGipgop: Perhaps Levyyts is feeling the pressure and has dropped out.
cripesalmighty: Oh my god I’m going to flip my dip if you say it’s Lev one more time, TG.
cripesalmighty: There are just too many signs that it’s not! It feels ridiculous kinda to say but most people in here are VERY identifiable by chatting methods and Zack isn’t close to anyone else!
Crast Pactian: i think it is reasonable to continue assuming that zack is a well and true real person for today, at the very least.
Crast Pactian: it’s fun!
tiptopGipgop: Oh, I’ll keep playing along. That’s fine. I’m just trying to reason why he/she might be taking so long.
Hunk Chudfest: mbee gota ifute out goyougta type youir dfommands and that’s hard for hm
EXA: or… he’s ditched us all ready.
cripesalmighty: OK I will concede I took a long time on that screen to figure out how to type commands I guess.
YUPPERS: yuppers.
cripesalmighty: But exa you are COMPLETELY wrong!! He’s not going to just abandon us!
YUPPERS: there’s a distinct VOCAL RHYTHM in all TEXTMODAL GRIFTS
YUPPERS: which ZACK does not REMIND OF
YUPPERS: in fact, ZACK speaks with so many separate VOICES that a RANDOM WORD GENERATOR is not out of the question
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YUPPERS: NEFARIOUS, at the least, for being such a SPECIAL BEING to enter our UNIVERSE.
tiptopGipgop: We’re hurtling through space in a contraption that was programmed wrong, correct? We are in the massive emptiness/fullness between game sessions.
tiptopGipgop: If we had windows, we would see the things outside. I believe we heard about their terrifying visages on more than one occasion?
tiptopGipgop: Especially from those of us with black carapace.
cripesalmighty: Zack is not a goddamn tentacle space monster!!
tiptopGipgop: It’s not an unreasonable explanation.
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Hunk Chudfest: i lkgie zack :(
Hunk Chudfest: pl ease zack odn’t be a squid
cripesalmighty: AAAA
Crast Pactian: could we all stop theorizing a moment and calm down?
Crast Pactian: it still has only been a couple of minutes-- perfectly reasonable for somebody new to the interface to meet confusion, as hunk brought up.
Hunk Chudfest: tok mi 2 ghours :(
Crast Pactian: i am in doubt that zack left us and even more doubt that zack is one of the terrors outside.
Crast Pactian: whom we have not heard, seen or met in nine months.
YUPPERS: perhaps we have reached a DESTINATION.
YUPPERS: RAN SMACK DAB INTO A BUBBLE OF DREAMIFICATION, OR INTO A PLANET.
YUPPERS: perhaps SUCH A THING would be HARD TO DETECT for us.
cripesalmighty: What the hell is tAKING HIM SO LONG?
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cripesalmighty: Zack, it’s goddamned simple, just hit the chat button to come back to us, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
cripesalmighty: WHY IS THIS SO HARD?!
Crast Pactian: zack is not stupid.
Crast Pactian: if he thought it important to hit the chat button so soon, he would have.
tiptopGipgop: I don’t think we know enough about Zack to determine whether or not he’s stupid.
Hunk Chudfest: hen tgot a wa yra witth a words i like
YUPPERS: STUPID is a relative term.
YUPPERS: and relative terms are STUPID.
cripesalmighty: Maybe he really did leave and doesn’t think we’re worth his time!!
cripesalmighty: Or he’s dead forever because the only link holding him to the chat was NOT hitting the goddamn chiral button!
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cripesalmighty: I DON’T KNOW!!!
cripesalmighty: Maybe he was just a spur of the moment THING that we just MURDERED?!?!!!
Crast Pactian: cripes
Crast Pactian: please. step back from the computer a moment and take a breath.
Crast Pactian: i can get you one of my blankets if you’d like.
cripesalmighty: I don’t want any goddamn goddamn goddamn blankets, crast, I want Zack to not be gone JUST AFTER WE FOUND HIM.
YUPPERS: perhaps he simply DOES NOT LIKE TO SPEAK while you are ADMITTEDLY QUITE UPSET.
cripesalmighty: Admittedly quite upset or not quite admittedly upset, I don’t think he’d just leave me to freaking out!
Levyyts: Please calm down
Levyyts: Please stop
Levyyts: Need to read up above
Levyyts: Clogging chat
tiptopGipgop: Lev, were you playing as Nic earlier?
Levyyts: No, would never do that
Levyyts: Backwards thinking assumption.
Levyyts: Frustrating assumption.
YUPPERS: and PRESUMPTUOUS GUMPTION
tiptopGipgop: ...Alright.
tiptopGipgop: I suppose I can accept that you weren’t.
tiptopGipgop: You were just the prime suspect.
Levyyts: Not a crime mystery
Levyyts: No overturned stones or crime scenes.
tiptopGipgop: Obviously not, but it’s still something that I think somebody’s lying about.
Levyyts: Easy to track where Nicopter’s terminal is.
Levyyts: Does not point to Nicoopter’s terminal
Levyyts: Points to nowhere,
Levyyts: Suppose.
Levyyts: Points to everywhere.
EXA: bull shimmy
cripesalmighty: WHERE ARE YOU, ZACK!!?!?!!?!?
cripesalmighty: PLEASE JUST POST IN HERE AND TELL THEM I’M NOT ABSOLUTELY CRAZY FOR SAYING YOU’RE A REAL GODDAMN PERSON PLEASE
Crast Pactian: patience, please!
Levyyts: Nicopter’s terminal is
Levyyts: Nicopter’s terminal is all distance and space and time.
YUPPERS: finally, HACKERGIRL, appears from THE AETHER
YUPPERS: the METAPHYSICAL PLANE
YUPPERS: for some METAPHYSICAL INSIGHT
cripesalmighty: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Crast Pactian: cripes please i am heading over on to your room now to bring blankets and a crepe
cripesalmighty: PLEASE
cripesalmighty: ZACK
tiptopGipgop: Can you calm down for one minute and just look at what Lev is saying here? Assuming she’s not bullshitting us to oblivion, that is one of the most insane revelations anyone’s ever had.
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cripesalmighty: I don’t care I don’t care I don’t care i dont care I dont care i dont care
cripesalmighty: I just need him to not be goddamn GONE ALREADY!
Levyyts: We are Zack's terminal
Levyyts: Inside
Levyyts: Or part of
Levyyts: Cannot discern.
cripesalmighty: NO!
Levyyts: Yes.
cripesalmighty: NO!!
tiptopGipgop: Maybe?
Levyyts: Yes.
cripesalmighty: NO!!!! NO NO NO! NO NO NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
cripesalmighty: SHUT UP! EVERYBODY SHUT UP NOW!!
cripesalmighty: PLEASE!
Hunk Chudfest: :(
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cripesalmighty: I am freaking the hell out right now.
cripesalmighty: I don’t know if Zack’s imaginary, or some kind of computer, or if he’s the goddamn universe, or if it’s just been Lev all along
cripesalmighty: But every outcome sucks and I’m crying and it feels dumb to be crying but
cripesalmighty: He just seemed really nice, and it was the first person who could come in here without any judgement of me or anyone else, and I think we were alright to him, and I guess I just felt a connection for a second that was more real than stupid chat bullshit.
cripesalmighty: I’m sorry.

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