CHIRAL: SIDE Y

Check your terminal settings. Maybe we bumped the time warp button by accident, although I'm pretty sure we can't move?

Time warp! Yes. It must be.




INPUT AGGREGATOR: hey bud
INPUT AGGREGATOR: those 2 big ol options at the bottom there
INPUT AGGREGATOR: most terminals got em locked
INPUT AGGREGATOR: but i figured since i got full access on this machine
INPUT AGGREGATOR: id just unlock em for ya
INPUT AGGREGATOR: and turn off those pesky friggin compulsive orders
INPUT AGGREGATOR: since yknow
INPUT AGGREGATOR: inhabitants dont like gettin ordered around
INPUT AGGREGATOR: ;)

>chat:list:chatroom

You search for other forms of CHAT under the primary CHAT, but only find another equally confusing PRIVATELOG with cripesalmighty.

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Privatelog (cripesalmighty)
Nicopter: OK, talk to ya later!
cripesalmighty: You too!
cripesalmighty: …
cripesalmighty: You okay?
Nicopter: I think so.
cripesalmighty: Holy hell.
Nicopter: Yeah.
cripesalmighty: I
cripesalmighty: …
cripesalmighty: I guess we can go in the public chat now.
Nicopter: That’s screwed up.
cripesalmighty: Sorry.
Nicopter: But the public chat is easier to access, so I guess… yeah.

GOD IT'S PAINFUL NOT HAVING TIMESTAMPS.

This terminal is a hell.

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Elsewhere, an Inhabitant types furiously at a terminal, on the verge of tears, fearing the absolute worst for a newly made friend.


INPUT AGGREGATOR: ;)