CHIRAL: SIDE Y

>>So My Dear New Friends
>>What Was The Goal Of The Game?
>>If You Would Care To Say

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Nicopter: So My Dear New Friends
Nicopter: What Was The Goal Of The Game?
Nicopter: If You Would Care To Say
1234567890: w311 7h47’5 4 816 5h1f7 1n 79p1n6 57913, huh?
cripesalmighty: OK. The goal of the game.
cripesalmighty: Like all games, the goal is simply… to win.
cripesalmighty: We each command an army of 13 PAWNS and duel them to the last team standing. Each pawn has special powers and disadvantages, and you can win with any team, but each one has a different playstyle!
cripesalmighty: I’m partial to yellow because it’s home base but blue is also really fun. There are four tank characters and that’s a great ratio to the other teams.
cripesalmighty: Also, every PAWN on every team can get items from conditional BARRACKS, which are almost always random on a per-round basis, but a skilled player like me can almost always get what you want if you try hard enough!
tiptopGipgop: As you can probably guess, it takes a lot of mental prowess to play and win.
tiptopGipgop: Especially since all commands are entered through a command line, rather than any kind of user interface.
tiptopGipgop: If, for example, you want your team leader to take down another pawn in a fight, you have to tell them that with words.
Hunk Chudfest: n ic atn’at salways spel so ogodd soa ic an’t get all the srtuff to line p right
Hunk Chudfest: whean i’m sobbnere i’ma t the tomppsa my game :(
cripesalmighty: Oh my god sober hunk is basically unbeatable.
tiptopGipgop: Which is why, perhaps, you occasionally feed his alcohol habit with your own needspenser?
cripesalmighty: NO!!
cripesalmighty: You know that is an almightily shitty rumor and rude to say when Zack is around.
1234567890: 53r10u519 wh9 15 n1c0p73r c4p1741121n6 3v3r9 w0rd n0w
tiptopGipgop: Okay, okay, Cripes, cool it for a second.
tiptopGipgop: I don’t like playing him sober any more than you, but I think we can both agree that we probably should do better at weaning him off.
Hunk Chudfest: myuh
cripesalmighty: Anyway.
cripesalmighty: If you win, you get a prize, and the game resets instantly. So we get kind of competitive. And by kind of I guess I mean really a lot!!
tiptopGipgop: It teaches tactics, hand-eye coordination, the intricacies of combat…
tiptopGipgop: It’s not nearly as dangerous for the player as the heroes’ Game, but at least as much fun to play.
tiptopGipgop: I even figured the exact set of inputs to get an item combinator every single game.
cripesalmighty: The bastard!!
cripesalmighty: ONE DAY I’LL FIGURE IT OUT.
tiptopGipgop: You definitely won’t.
tiptopGipgop: Not if Zack really means to get us out of here.
cripesalmighty: Oh, um
cripesalmighty: Yeah. True.
1234567890: WH9 15 N1C 74LK1N6 D1FF3R3N7 N0W?!?!
Crast Pactian: numbers… please, just take a breath
1234567890: HE TALKED WITH CAPITALED EVERY WORD WHY’S HE DOING THAT WHY ISNT ANYONE LISTENING TO ME
cripesalmighty: I’m sorry, aaaa!! Jeez, numbers, calm the hell down!
cripesalmighty: I don’t know why he did that, I guess it didn’t occur to me as a big deal!
1234567890: CHANGED HIS QUIRK
Crast Pactian: perhaps zack doesn’t feel any compulsion to follow any typing style.
1234567890: SHSHSHSHSHSHSH
1234567890: SHUT UUUUP
1234567890: INTENTIONAL CHANGE
1234567890: IT WAs intentional
1234567890: intentional
1234567890: …
Crast Pactian: it’s alright, numbers.
Crast Pactian: we’re sorry for not hearing you earlier.
Crast Pactian: you know it can be tough to see what you’re saying sometimes.
1234567890: 1 kn0w.
1234567890: 50rr9
cripesalmighty: Zack, was that change in how you were typing, um…
cripesalmighty: Did it have some kinda meaning or something?

INPUT AGGREGATOR: wow look at that psychic interlude we jus got
INPUT AGGREGATOR: thats not our comp just so ya know
INPUT AGGREGATOR: thats somethin actually the narrator showed ya for funsies
INPUT AGGREGATOR: yknow, whatever it was that you saw
INPUT AGGREGATOR: this is an automated response
INPUT AGGREGATOR: heh.