CHIRAL: SIDE Y

>>>Say some gay shit. He'll yeah.

Oh that is totally doable. Admittedly you're not sure exactly what 'gay' constitutes in this instance, since you're not sure as an INPUT AGGREGATOR THING you have any orientation or sexuality to speak of, but you are ABSOLUTELY capable of flirting with everything and everybody.

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Nicopter: Oh, and I figured I should mention.
Nicopter: I kind of flirted with cripesalmighty earlier, but that definitely doesn’t rule any of you out, and especially not the dudes and bros of this crowd.
Nicopter: I am a confused being and I just know that relationships are my groove, both ways.
YUPPERS: CONSIDER ME VERY FLATTERED BUT I MUST GO NOW
cripesalmighty: First off, okay??
cripesalmighty: Beyond that exclamation,
cripesalmighty: I didn’t even think you were flirting! I just kinda thought you were being sweet.
cripesalmighty: I guess you were kind-of-flirting which is what you just said, so
cripesalmighty: ...thanks???
Nicopter: You’re welcome.
cripesalmighty: Gonna just kindly say no for right now though.
cripesalmighty: Still no idea if you’re a person or what in this instance!
tiptopGipgop: Cripes, let me restate how much of a fantastic friend you are, right now.
tiptopGipgop: Then I would like to notify you that you are probably, most likely, quite almost truly, actually speaking to the only person who hasn’t spoken in the chat yet.
cripesalmighty: It’s not her.
cripesalmighty: I’d be able to tell, I promise!
EXA: you bothering to tell nikko whoms you’re talking about
EXA: hmm???
EXA: or is it gonna… stick to… vague… sentences… dealio.
cripesalmighty: Zack, um
cripesalmighty: OK, yeah, good point exa, honestly. Zack, the only TWO people who haven’t talked in the chat yet are Levyyts and Tars Mossburg.
cripesalmighty: Legendarily interesting and mysterious names, I know!!!
Hunk Chudfest: gnhhh
cripesalmighty: Levyyts is awake definitely, this time of morning, but unlike most of us, she basically never types in here.
cripesalmighty: And tars is… um.
Hunk Chudfest: zaaavhk, y flritgin with thewhole chat
Hunk Chudfest: << 3#<3< 3<# <3
cripesalmighty: Because he’s a RED TEAM MEMBER, he is completely psychopathic. He has basically been for the past nine months with no exception. We locked him in a cage and as much as I really would like him to be sane again, because he was everyone’s friends before we became Inhabitants, there is no consoling him.
cripesalmighty: Levyyts wouldn’t make up a whole thing because she is a kind soul.
cripesalmighty: Tars wouldn’t because he is really crazy.
1234567890: 74r5 15 wh47 un1735 0ur 3ff0r75 70 35c4p3.
1234567890: w3 4444111111 w4n7 74r5 84ck.
Crast Pactian: numbers, i’ve given it some thought
Crast Pactian: at least while our new friend is unfamiliar with your, er, speech
Crast Pactian: could you keep your letters in your speech?
1234567890: 90u kn0w h0w 17 m4k35 m3 f331 n07 70!
cripesalmighty: ...augh.
cripesalmighty: I’m sorry numbers, I yelled earlier. You can keep using numbers. Really, I’m sure Zack will figure it out on his own.
Crast Pactian: ah, well, i suppose that’s fair.
Crast Pactian: i don’t mean to make you uncomfortable at all.
tiptopGipgop: Cripes, Levyyts is a “kind soul”, but you have to admit this is at least pretty close to the pinata incident, which she claimed responsibility for.
tiptopGipgop: She likes getting laughs! And at this point, it’s no longer uncomfortable, so it’s inevitably going to be funny.
tiptopGipgop: Which is why I think she’s pretending to be Nicopter or Zack or whatever whomever whichever. It’s the razor analogy where the sharpest knife in the box is also the most likely to be in the shed.
Hunk Chudfest: ocfhams rasor?
Crast Pactian: yes, that’s the one.
Crast Pactian: the old human metaphor that a razor is only bent twice if it’s more likely than to be bent by a psychic.
tiptopGipgop: Right.
Crast Pactian: even if it is more likely somebody is fooling us with this nicopter disguise,
Crast Pactian: it has given people hope.
Crast Pactian: myself included.
Crast Pactian: and that is much better than just a few laughs.

INPUT AGGREGATOR: now were gettin this metaphorical party started
INPUT AGGREGATOR: n all that etc etc etc