CHIRAL: SIDE Y

An Inhabitant stares blankly at a screen as it displays a series of messages. After a short rant, there seems to be a lack of response, and she droops her hands to her sides, just staring at its marigold background for a solid few seconds.


The INPUT AGGREGATOR isn't always functional. At times, INPUT fails to enter in a time period short enough to fulfill the EAGER, ADMITTEDLY IMPATIENT NARRATOR, as it is a finicky device which relies on the time and interest of other people who likely have better things to do with their time and interest-- and that's all good! Sometimes letting the chatlog fester amongst itself is the best course of action, though you're unsure how this is furthering your MISSION, exactly.

Still, you let the chat members talk amongst themselves, apparently thunderstruck by your messages.

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Chatlog
cripesalmighty: I swear
cripesalmighty: I swear I will get moderately angry and completely derail like the train in that movie in a totally non-violent non-implicative manner
cripesalmighty: if nobody just says they are pretending to be Nic right now.
cripesalmighty: I don’t even care!! I’ll forgive you!
cripesalmighty: He is just dead and of all dead green team members to possibly drum up on this morning of all mornings, you picked a crappy combo, I guess.
cripesalmighty: And it has been a blast getting over the fact that he’s dead and I really don’t need a rerun of old Cripes, okay?
YUPPERS: at least somebody’s still around to make MEAN JOKES from time to time.
YUPPERS: i know EXA is still asleep
YUPPERS: NOT FOR LONG, EXA
YUPPERS: IT’S 47 O’CLOCK AND THAT’S THE WAY TIME GOES
Crast Pactian: that’s not really the way time goes and you know it, YUPPERS.
Crast Pactian: for cripes; please try and step away from the computer for a little while. you spend too much time on here as is, and it doesn’t help when people are trying to be ‘funny’.
Crast Pactian: even if it is admirable the way you all still come up with new forms of humor.
cripesalmighty: I can’t imagine a universe where this is funny really.
cripesalmighty: OK, well, I can, that’s absolutely a doable thing, but we are NOT living in it.
cripesalmighty: OK granted we are not living in a universe strictly anyway I guess so the rules are just all over the place, huh??
tiptopGipgop: It can’t be Exa. I’m going to rule out cripes and Crast because there’s just no way. I know I look like a prime suspect, so you’re free to suspect me.
Hunk Chudfest: itg couild be exsa if uypers is lyin
Hunk Chudfest: murder myssterytime.
tiptopGipgop: Ah!
tiptopGipgop: But therein lies the problem. If Yuppers is lying, it’s because he’s the one pretending to be Nic, and therefore it isn’t Exa. And if he’s telling the truth about Exa being asleep, then Exa is asleep and therefore it isn’t Exa.
tiptopGipgop: But this does still not logically rule out Yuppers at all! In fact, that’s who has landed as my prime suspect in this matter.
cripesalmighty: TG, I love and respect you as a friend, but holy cripes I don’t think all that is necessary.
cripesalmighty: I’ll move past it probably.
cripesalmighty: Gonna just get on a winning streak and basically forget about all of this horrible traumatic garbage. Woo!
Hunk Chudfest: 4-3 my wnin
cripesalmighty: It’s not going to even remotely be 4-3 your win.
tiptopGipgop: This case is getting cracked down on even if you don’t want it, missie. In the great words of the detective Jurnalizt: it’s not about what you can prove, it’s about what you can evidence and get evidence at.
Crast Pactian: ...firmly yes.
Crast Pactian: that is exactly what the detective said.
YUPPERS: wow you all spammed my INBOX very quickly
YUPPERS: EXA may have been FAKING her sleep time
cripesalmighty: Cripes
YUPPERS: THOUGH THIS IS UNLIKELY
YUPPERS: given her HISTORY
YUPPERS: which is so PAINFULLY OBVIOUS and HAS ALREADY BEEN SPOKEN ABOUT on this CHATLOG for NINE SOLID MONTHS at this point
cripesalmighty: CRIPES
YUPPERS: and yet which i will HAMMER ON ABOUT for the next HOUR
Hunk Chudfest: exfa neends baettert friends that asejeuinpport hjer mental aaittiurde more omaften.
Crast Pactian: the chat is full of scholars today! so wonderful.
tiptopGipgop: Isn’t it?
tiptopGipgop: Nicopterposting is not even on anyone’s minds anymore.
tiptopGipgop: What happened to being young and getting obsessed?
cripesalmighty: Are we supposed to have a young and getting obsessed phase, actually? Is that a thing that we are specifically supposed to have?
cripesalmighty: Because I am totally ready to move past that bad painful area of living and just bury everything unpleasant super deep so it never comes up again.
Hunk Chudfest: schoalaryl
Crast Pactian: while i think it is good that you’re straying away from the point, there’s a lot of value in communicating with whomever is presenting themselves as nic, and asking them to stop.
Crast Pactian: all of you here are wonderful, with equally wonderful places where you could improve. especially when it comes to this.
Crast Pactian: nine months and we have barely moved past being at each other’s throats.
YUPPERS: i wasn’t ever at ANYONE’S throats.
YUPPERS: if ANYTHING, i was the BIGGEST THROAT with the most AT at ME
cripesalmighty: You do a lot of stuff that annoys people! This is fact!
Crast Pactian: and even after the dust had settled, that form of annoyance was enough to make perfectly free-willed inhabitants kill each other.
Crast Pactian: 9/52 is not a good ratio.
Crast Pactian: this is not what any of the heroes could have ever possibly wanted.
tiptopGipgop: Maybe they shouldn’t have cursed two of the teams to be murderers through and through.
YUPPERS: that’s the way the COOKIE crumbles
YUPPERS: GOTTA BREAK A FEW OMELETTES TO MAKE A FEW EGGS
YUPPERS: which is to IMPLY
YUPPERS: that i’m currently SATISFIED
YUPPERS: with our current LOW-POPULATION AFFAIR.
cripesalmighty: Yeah, well
cripesalmighty: And I full well know this is probably just going back on what I said earlier, but
cripesalmighty: I still would not mind having ten people if it meant getting Nic back.

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