CHIRAL: SIDE Y

>> Hunk Chudfest
What a wonderfully strong name. You can already picture your nonexistent body brimming with muscles and wielding a grandiose sword, saving these mysterious Inhabitants from... whatever it is is threatening them. However, as is unfortunate, the owner of this name is still currently ALIVE.

>> Nicopter
Yes. The name leaps out at you, and it seems to suit the moment well. Its owner was suitably depressive, and as he was on the front line of the Green Team, it's more than likely he perished. As you will the input into the computer interface, it accepts it without another button press-- and thrusts you headlong into a different screen.

Hanging at the bottom of the window is an exclamatory, seemingly submitted by somebody named "cripesalmighty" arguing with "YUPPERS". You will the terminal to scroll upwards, read the log in its entirety, and return to the bottom once more.

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Chatlog
cripesalmighty: Urgh!
cripesalmighty: I just woke up to knocking on my door and it was yuppers again, with absolutely nothing to say except that I should be awake earlier.
cripesalmighty: There is nothing wrong with waking me up and telling me that, but why could you have not have at least said good morning?
cripesalmighty: OK??
cripesalmighty: It is not the end of the world yet! We’re still friends!
YUPPERS: it is absolutely THE END OF THE WORLD
YUPPERS: at least to the DEGREES which MATTER
YUPPERS: THE LEAST YOU COULD DO is spend more time ATTEMPTING TO REVIVE YOUR DEAD FRIENDS than playing VIDEO GAMES.
cripesalmighty: Please. If I could bring back an additional trove of friends who don’t berate me over not bringing back more friends literally every day at the same time, I absolutely would.
cripesalmighty: But we basically brought this on ourselves. I think it’s a very hero-ia-en-eian? philosophy that we get what is kinda coming to us. Poetic justice!
cripesalmighty: Nine left for a total of nine months! And no insane war or anything.
cripesalmighty: So long as you and I just keep this dumb squabble nonviolent forever we’ll be all fine until it inevitably blows over because we get tired of it.
tiptopGipgop: Everything ends.
cripesalmighty: Yes!! Exactly.
cripesalmighty: You will get super bored of this encounter and eventually just accept that I am not a magic person who can bring our dead friends back to life, and I can wake up really late on purpose.
YUPPERS: ok it’s really FRUSTRATING when you hammer on a single point of mine for WHAT’S THAT, SOMETHING LIKE SIX POSTS
YUPPERS: here are the steps which you REFUSE to take:
YUPPERS: suddenly get the NEED to have your FRIENDS back.
YUPPERS: the NEED DISPENSER will DISPENSE OUR FRIENDS BACK
YUPPERS: NOBODY WILL LISTEN TO ME
Crast Pactian: as far as we’re aware, the bug incident has not happened again.
Crast Pactian: you can keep trying to manipulate the need dispenser, but i feel as if all you’re really going to get is more menagerie for your vault, YUPPERS.
Crast Pactian: there are, surprisingly, better ways to waste time.
tiptopGipgop: Here I was thinking that filling up your vault with useless menagerie was the point.
tiptopGipgop: I don’t think it matters how you waste time, so long as you can wait long enough for one of the heroes to get us out of this place, which is likely never happening.
YUPPERS: it is RIDICULOUS how much this conversation is getting EXISTENTIAL out of NOWHERE
YUPPERS: we were GIVEN this INFINITE POTENTIAL in the form of SUPER GREAT NEED DISPENSERS and there should be NO METHOD of getting bored
cripesalmighty: We’re allowed to get darn damned bored yuppers, it is a thing we’re allowed to do!
YUPPERS: yes but it’s QUITE RIDICULOUS to do in the first place
YUPPERS: go and NEED something better than a comb or whatever you NEED
cripesalmighty: What is this argument even about?!?!
YUPPERS: you started it, CRIPES
cripesalmighty: YEPPERS AND I’M GONNA END IT
cripesalmighty: Go do something productive and stop knocking on my door, please!
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