OFFICE QUEST 2K15

heaven. it's the safest choice. after all, heaven can't die

vampire pigger

you are now HEAVEN MCPIGGLESWORTH VON VAMPIRE.

You are an alien, and like most aliens, you live on Mars. The south pole to be exact, (which is by far the best pole). the weather is very nice here, but the raven attacks are becoming worringly common.

you like playing pranks and having fun, but sometimes your friends think you are a little too SEXUALLY AGGRESSIVE AND ALSO EXTREMELY VIOLENT. you say that without sexual aggression and excessive amounts of cruelty, how can anyone hav e any fun at all?

you're bombfriend handle (Even though you aren't a bomb! lol!!) is godessesAss, and yo7 7r7 th7 b777t7f7l7st w7m7n 7l7v7.