PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Completed!) EVEN AS IT ENDS SHANKING IS FOREVER

F: Pharmacy

How sad in this time that we lost you so soon. There is nothing we could have done to prevent this tragedy.

Shank Myeth

My suspiciously-Solaris-shaped knife magnetically follows the Egg, and adjusts accordingly.

F: Schazer
Shank: Niall

F: Goat Boss

Shank-A-Bitch? More like Respect-A-Goner. Hope they feel well in sweet, sweet dagger rain heaven.

F: Schazer

*Wheezes* Fuck, sorry folks. Went afk and forgot to get off the plane and got dunked in the ocean and had to swim all the way here and BOY are my arms tired.

But not tired enough not to fight for custody of the egg baby. Shank: Myeth, who by his own admission is an unfit parent.

Also, respectfully pressing F: Pharmacy. You were taken from us too soon. You will be missed. I hope you're having a good time up in Shank Valhalla.

F: Schazer & Goat Boss

This Is So Sad. Can we shank: IronLionShark?

Oops I think I can only properly pay respects to one person so I will just F: Schazer

Extremely Respectful Votals

Niall - 2 - Dragon Fogel, a52
Myeth - 2 - LegendaryQ, Sunispider
IronLionShark - 1 - awkwardCarapace

F's
Pharmacy - 3 - Dragon Fogel, tehPilot, Sunispider
Schazer - 5 - GenetiXientist, Reyweld, Robust Laser, a52, IronLionShark, awkwardCarapace
Goat Boss - 3 - Myeth, Jacquerel , LammarWesley

With 20 players alive it takes 11 to Group Shank! Soft group shank is 6.

Day will end after Four Days; approximately; countdown attached here.

F: Pharmacy

How sad in this time that we lost you so soon. There is nothing we could have done to prevent this tragedy.

:( It didn't work the first time.
F Pharmacy harder.

F: Schazer, we knew ye too well.

You know, there's a surprising degree of nuanced and subtle strategies that trying to obtain a supershank introduces to this setup

but fuck if I know how to apply theory to practice. Vote: Myeth, I guess???

HEY, YALL REALLY GONNA TAKE ANOTHER PARENT AWAY HUH. Going against the wishes of our fallen comrades is not very nice!!!!!!
Im already planning on sending them to kindergarten and decorating their crib room >:^(

Shank: Sunspider for trying to take scharmacy away

Myeth is innocent of all wrongdoing
Shank Sunspider

Shank: Sunspider

i would never wish harm upon myeth, who will surely be father of the year

Guys please don't shank Myeth.... :(((
shank: sunspider for such baseless and horrendous accusations!!!!

That's right Charlie we've got each and every one of these hot blooded contestants standing and ready

Madison made a grave error by calling all of the contestants, some of whom are reptilian in nature and one of whom is literally called coldblooded, hot blooded.

Robots don’t have blood at all, we have battery acid. Also:
F: Schazer
Shank: Sunspider

Do not kidnap this poor child you MONSTER

I'm pressing F for Mirdini, without whom I would not be here right now.
I'm gonna Shank: Sunspider because she's shanking Myeth. Not because I care about the egg but because I too know what it's like to have two votes to my name because someone's blowing up my spot Dragon Fogel.

F: Sunspider

Infinite Accountability Votals

Niall - 2 - Dragon Fogel, a52
Myeth - 3 - LegendaryQ, Sunispider, Not The Author
IronLionShark - 1 - awkwardCarapace
Sunispider - 6 - Myeth, Jacquerel, Robust Laser, awkwardcarapace, ThaliaV1, Niall

F's
Pharmacy - 4 - Dragon Fogel, tehPilot, Sunispider, LegendaryQ,
Schazer - 8 - GenetiXientist, Reyweld, Robust Laser, a52, IronLionShark, awkwardCarapace, Not The Author, ThaliaV1
Goat Boss - 3 - Myeth, Jacquerel , LammarWesley
Mirdini - 1 - Niall
With 20 players alive it takes 11 to Group Shank! Soft group shank is 6.

Day will end after Three Days; approximately; countdown attached here.

Myeth T. Robocoon is a poor choice for eggparent. He wants to eat unborn children. He's not fit to be a trusted guardian of a sweet innocent. But don't take it from me, take it from Myeth.

Smh i thought yall would let me eat the egg, it was a dream of mine

Very strange that yall'd trust me with a Babby

Is this someone who you want in charge of your eggchildren? Look into your heart, and vote yes on shanking Myeth today.

Myeth T. Robocoon is a poor choice for eggparent. He wants to eat unborn children. He's not fit to be a trusted guardian of a sweet innocent. But don't take it from me, take it from Myeth.

Smh i thought yall would let me eat the egg, it was a dream of mine

Very strange that yall'd trust me with a Babby

Is this someone who you want in charge of your eggchildren? Look into your heart, and vote yes on shanking Myeth today.

but he was entrusted with h eg, not u

You know, there's a surprising degree of nuanced and subtle strategies that trying to obtain a supershank introduces to this setup

nuanced and subtle strategies

nuanced and subtle

*ahem*

Blatant bandwagoning ahoy!

Shank Sunspider

Also I want to give credit to Jacquerel, for F'ing Sunspider whilst actively being on their shanktrain. You got an amused smirk out of ten from me.

Shank: Sunspider
Let's not shank myeth.

Vote: Sunspider your cool psychic sporks are a threat to the plebeians and laypeople such as myself.