Nostalgfia - GAME OVER SCUM WIN

did anyone else get a cool thing to hold

who's askin'

The only thing I'm be holding is beholding your lackadaisical fishery endeavors

It has been

A year

if anyones 2016 they should speak up bc they definitely need to die

wow rude

saying years just need to die like that

vote: Solaris

did anyone else get a cool thing to hold

The only thing I'm be holding is beholding your lackadaisical fishery endeavors

Judging by how things were written, I assumed everyone did. Since there's some kind of webapp for items, I assume they may be a Big Deal in this setup too. No clue what mine does, since descriptions are yet to come. Figure everyone is in that boat though.

Wheat, can you say anything except bark? Because if not, I think I'm comfy leaving this vote where it is.

Clarification: Until I get the webapp running, I'll answer questions in quicktopics about what items do, but I may be a little slow about that.

wow rude

saying years just need to die like that

vote: Solaris

I stand by my words, I cannot suffer 2016 to be alive any longer.

Are YOU 2016?

wow rude

saying years just need to die like that

vote: Solaris

I stand by my words, I cannot suffer 2016 to be alive any longer.

Are YOU 2016?

no but my vote stands

did anyone else get a cool thing to hold

I got something but it totally slipped my mind because of the vague nomenclature. I have literally no idea what it is, what it can do, or how to use it.

So let's all find out together.

Use/Elect/Vote: The Present (unless this item has a day ending or chat pausing or any other Karkat element to it in which case don't use it)

(everyone please keep talking)

(also Vote: Coldblooded)

WAIT THE PRESENT I GET IT NOW

TIME JOKES

Vote: Wheat I'm a cat person

Well the good news is using the present didn't kill me.

The bad news is oh god what have I done.

Oh god what have you done????

WAIT THE PRESENT I GET IT NOW

now I'm angry

Vote: Wheat I'm a cat person

now I'm less angry

Well the good news is using the present didn't kill me.

The bad news is oh god what have I done.

SUNSPIDER:
Granola, you've one of those, too?
I've yet to find out what they do.
I presumed them a bore- ah,
But recall old Pandora?
Best of luck with whate'er went askew!

(Sunspider does the :D face as if wanting to replace the last rhyme with "sucks to be you!" She then consults her notes, Unvotes Wheat, and turns to the others.)

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1) Why you sorry, dog?

Votes: Sunspider Sorry.

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2) Why are y'all so dog-gone silent?

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3) Why are y'all dogpiling on existing votes, with so many other people sitting back right now, or not even posting?

Please don't use the word "Coldblooded" as a pejorative. Ectotherms are perfect and beautiful in their own way and deserve better than to be unfairly painted as killers by a bunch of war-mongering, nuke hoarding, murder mammals.

Vote Sunspider

No, not sunspider, their rhyme's like a bright, sunshiney day.
Voting for Granolaman, their eagerness is an obstacle in our way.

[walks in 15 hours late with coffee] Hello everyone! I'm a year too

vote: granolaman

wow rude

saying years just need to die like that

vote: Solaris

Vote: Wheat I'm a cat person

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4) Why are you a literal dog???

Wheat, can you say anything except bark? Because if not, I think I'm comfy leaving this vote where it is.

*sees a slip of paper that says "day 1" on it that printed out of the mod robot(?)'s printerhole but now lies upon the ground. lifts leg and urinates upon it*

If you would be so kind...
- If you're being a goof, bark once.
- If you're under some kind of "No Talking, Barks Only, Final Destination" restriction for Day 1, woof twice.
- If you're under such a restriction for longer, bork thrice.
- If it's more complicated than that, or none of the above are the case, please boof four times.

Withdrawing my granola vote for now. Voting on first post really jacked up the pressure for everyone. Has everyone posted yet?

Give wheat some pats

Throws Wheat a bone

Wheat confirmed for 2006

i forgot about this immediately and i love it because it defines who i am

Gonna party like it's <Time redacted>

Gonna party like it's <Time redacted>

The user formerly known as schazer.

Midday Votals!

Cat(1) - Mirdini
Coldblooded(1) - Granolaman
Granolaman(2) - awkwardcarapace, Solaris
Schazer(1) - Akumu
Solaris(2) - Cat, nercania-orccelga
Sunspider(2) - Coldblooded, Pharmacy
Wheat(1) - seedy
whoever 1969 is (1) - Schazer

With 20 players alive, it takes 11 votes to hammer.

Countdown to Day End

Announcement

The Item Database now exists. If you know that an item exists but don't know what it does, you can search it in the database. By that, I mean, don't search something unless you have a mechanical reason to believe it exists. Let me know if you find any bugs.

Fantastic. Now when I say "Oh shit I just unboxed a 'Gun and Sight' shit fuck shit I just started an arms race golly gee whillickers Crooks Hollow IV caught me by surprise" people will have a handy web tool to verify me with.

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