OFFICE QUEST 2K15

they emit gamma rays

limon-flavoured ones

anyway....

what's wrong with them is that they aren't doing theyre job.



instead, it is playing silly games on there phone.



look at all the productivity their losing!

what happens next>???????

They log onto double you double you double you dot piss baby dot community.

factor the debt to the albanian mafia

fire everyone and get a whole new employ

they diversify the portfolio

They log onto double you double you double you dot piss baby dot community.

good idea.

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(VISIT https://PISSBABY.COMMUNITY/ DO IT NOW)

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hmm what is this

SIMPLY EPIC
VERY HOT AND
GOOD SEX WITH
ANYBODY ON EARTH
RIGHT NOW
IN YOUR ROOM,
DIGITALLY
AND PHYSICALLY!

Let's

just

say,

it uses
VR
(that's virtual reality,
grandpa)

oh boy!!

*CLICKCK*




oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck you've been busted oh fuck oh fuck you gotta go oh fuck cna't let anybody else see this fuck fuck fuckc fukc fuck

you have a sudden fantasy of jumping out the window and proceding to burn the office building down with a fire extuingisher, but that would be stupid and also i want a character to stay in the office for plot reasons so instead you just quickly tab out an d wander around the office a bit



but where do they go, and what do they see??

Go to 005, and see The World (which is just floating in there).

Which way do you go?

leeft

noclip through the teacher's lounge

The door on the right tells only the truth the door on the left only lies.

[highlight=yellow]
door: "i am the door on the right and i tell only truth and the other door tells only lies"
other door: "i am the door on the right and i tell only truth and the other door tells only lies"



but which door is really on the right?? (you can't tell because there aren't an y speech bubbles drawn for you telling who said what)



and you have a sneking suspicion that somethinbg very important and possiblity plot-related may be sneaking up on you aswell...

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ask the doors what the other door would say if you asked them which door was the right door

[highlight="yellow"]

STOP RIGHT THERE!

neither of these doors are on the right side...

of the





door has been arrested for lying about being on the right



other door has been arrested for lying about always telling the truth[/highlight]

ask the doors what the other door would say if you asked them which door was the right door

you would have done that but you thought of it too late

HEY GUYS SORRY BUT A52 (ME) IS IB SCOTLAND RIGHT NOW (IT IS VACATION!!) AND I DON OT HAVE A LAPTOP JUDT A PHKNE SO QUALITGY WILL BE A LITTLE LOWER FOR THE NEXT FE W UPDATES OKAY THANK YOU!??!!


now that both doors are gone you; can look inside each room and see what is insidr of each, room.


in t+3 left roon there is shelves and, boxes??


in thr right roo. there is a angry haggis!!!! he looks like hee wants A FIGHT!!!!!

placate haggis w bagpipes

lick haggis' mouth corners to turn frown upside-down

placate haggis w bagpipes

luckily thrr is all sorts of things in this cool storemroom.


(I WILL PUT A COOL VIDEO IN HERE LATER BUT FOR NOE JUST IMAGUNGING ITS REALLY COOL BAGPILES OKAY THANK YOU?!!)

the haggks is placated and swings forward to reveal what ks behind him

(what is it)

the lost treasure of the irish, a map to the hidden city of the Leper Khans

the lost treasure of the irish, a map to the hidden city of the Leper Khans

you just made the haggis angry again.

if there's anything he hates more than the english, it's the irish, amd if there's anything he hates more than the irish, it's that kind of casual racism and steroetyping.

heck. Apologize to the haggis and ask if it has a quest you can do to compensate for the offense

just eat the haggis, come on

just eat the haggis, come on

no.

awww.