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wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
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wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
02-17-2018, 07:40 AM
(This post was last modified: 02-17-2018, 07:50 AM by a52.)
"anyone who can finish an entire milkshake from one of those old fashioned diners or drive-ins possesses unnatural gifts and should be worshiped as a new god"
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RE: wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
02-17-2018, 08:06 AM
"you know what they say -- you can't open a doorknob with crisco on your hands"
RE: wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
02-17-2018, 08:10 AM
(This post was last modified: 02-17-2018, 08:10 AM by a52.)
"wh y am i not an emote yet"
RE: wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
02-17-2018, 12:14 PM
"what is this, nutmeg? it's delicious. could you pass me the milk, please? thank you, birdsen."
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RE: wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
02-17-2018, 06:21 PM
"anyone who writes a viola solo longer than 15 seconds is probably some kind of crazed musical deviant and is not to be trusted."
RE: wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
02-17-2018, 10:26 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-17-2018, 10:27 PM by Reyweld.)
"all else is nothing but."
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RE: wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
02-18-2018, 03:03 AM
"what is a youtube? i don't like the sound of tubes coming out of my body..."
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RE: wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
02-18-2018, 01:18 PM
"the bigger they are, the bigger they fall"
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RE: wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
02-19-2018, 05:06 PM
"You can't break an egg without breaking a few eggs."
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RE: wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
02-19-2018, 06:03 PM
"Don't get caught with your beard in the litterbox"
RE: wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
11-22-2018, 05:40 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-22-2018, 05:41 PM by a52.)
"life is too short to bother separating laundry by color. besides, that's racist."
RE: wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
11-23-2018, 02:13 AM
"Let me just be the devil's advocate for just a moment. For all you folks in the Northern Hemisphere, winter is fast approaching, and it is nice and warm in hell. Just letting you all know."
RE: wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
11-23-2018, 02:21 AM
"A bird in the hand is worth $2.85"
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RE: wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
12-04-2018, 09:08 PM
"A bird in the bush is worth $1.75, mainly because a bird I’m the hand is supposed to be a better deal so you buy it rather than only the one in the bush.”
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RE: wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
09-05-2019, 12:55 PM
"dress not for the weather you have, but the weather you want"
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RE: wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
10-24-2019, 08:06 PM
"I think, therefore I'm"
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RE: wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
11-09-2019, 04:13 AM
"The best sushi is made by the hand of a person who has made a lot of sushi."
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RE: wise words of wisdom from the words wise old man on the hill
11-09-2019, 01:58 PM
"Trailing your sentences off early makes you seem... well..."
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