RE: The Shop
11-12-2017, 12:24 PM
>wiew
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The Shop
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RE: The Shop
11-13-2017, 12:24 PM
Where am I?
RE: The Shop
12-07-2017, 05:48 PM
Quote:Where am I? ![]() Pothead (name pending): "Don't you know? This here is the End of the Line!" Quote:"Please put me down, all the blood is rushing to my head" Pothead:
"Cor, do you bleed? Come to think of it, you aren't exactly peoples are ya?" Quote:I am your father Quote:>"I am your fairy godthing." Pothead:
"Lissen chum. I may be liddle, but that doesn't mean I'm liddle in the head." Quote:>"Mahna-Mahna" Pothead:
"Dot do det do--" Quote:>wiew Pothead:
"Stop that." Quote:> Is your boss the shopkeep? ![]() Pothead takes you out and down the hall. At the end of the corridor is a set of large doors. Inside, a simple office greets you... ![]() Pothead: "I found a suspicious box-fing Captain! I think it might be the prisoner Asche brought in." You feel an intimidating presence sitting behind the desk. Its silence beckons your defense. Alternatively... Pothead hasn't noticed, but from your position you can easily sneak off from her plunger.
RE: The Shop
12-07-2017, 07:12 PM
>No, no, no wait, lets see the big man 'round here. Tell 'im who's the real boss in this here establishment!! (psst its you of course)
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RE: The Shop
12-07-2017, 10:04 PM
(This post was last modified: 12-08-2017, 01:04 AM by typeandkey.)
>Claim that the girl is actually you and you are her bringing you into custody. A most cunning bit of deception.
Or >Very noisily and clumsily try to sneak away, accidentally breaking as many things as possible.
RE: The Shop
12-08-2017, 01:21 PM
>"I'm here to apply for employment. I got lost while looking for the bathroom. Then, I noticed that I forgot mu resume, but this liddle pothead wouldn't point me to the exit."
RE: The Shop
12-11-2017, 10:05 AM
Snap the plunger in half
RE: The Shop
12-13-2017, 09:42 PM
>Give the boss the finger, but spare the girl your onslaught.
RE: The Shop
12-15-2017, 01:50 PM
>"Yes, I am that very prisoner. I was minding my own business cleaning when he up and kidnapped me! I demand to be put back so I can organize more things."
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RE: The Shop
12-15-2017, 02:48 PM
>"There is no box here, only a mildly annoyed conglomerate."
Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
RE: The Shop
12-17-2017, 03:07 AM
Quote:>Pretend to be inanimate Quote:>"There is no box here, only a mildly annoyed conglomerate. ![]() You're not fooling anyone. Quote:Snap the plunger in half ![]() Pothead: "THE HOLY LANCE, GUNGUNGIR!!" Quote:> Suffocate the girl using your strong robotic hand ![]() You felt that. Quote:>Very noisily and clumsily try to sneak away, accidentally breaking as many things as possible. ![]() Quote:>No, no, no wait, lets see the big man 'round here. Tell 'im who's the real boss in this here establishment!! (psst its you of course) Quote:>"Yes, I am that very prisoner. I was minding my own business cleaning when he up and kidnapped me! I demand to be put back so I can organize more things." ![]() Boss: "..." Pothead: "Are you sure, Captain?" Boss: "..." Pothead "Well... alright then." ![]() Pothead has left the room. Quote:>"I'm here to apply for employment. I got lost while looking for the bathroom. Then, I noticed that I forgot mu resume, but this liddle pothead wouldn't point me to the exit." Quote:>Give the boss the finger, but spare the girl your onslaught. ![]() Boss: "..." You feel that this interview is going well.
RE: The Shop
12-17-2017, 03:29 AM
"I have schizophrenia and am entirely obedient to the voices. Also I love your hair."
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RE: The Shop
12-17-2017, 05:57 AM
>Creep away as sneakily as possible.
>Discord flows through my seams.
RE: The Shop
12-17-2017, 07:28 AM
>Don't forget to look 'em in the eye and use a firm handshake.
RE: The Shop
12-18-2017, 07:56 AM
(This post was last modified: 12-18-2017, 07:58 AM by typeandkey.)
>"Where do I see myself in five years? Well, it's my life's goal to be the corrupted god-emperor of a world of perpetual atrophy and decay, where all things wither in agonizing un-life for my own fleeting amusement."
>Start eating the plants. >Whatever they're upset about, it's all Asche's fault.
RE: The Shop
12-18-2017, 09:41 PM
>"yo bICtH" and then do a cool dance move like the one where you put your head in your elbow, before pushing his chair out of the window
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RE: The Shop
12-23-2017, 01:12 AM
Begin making music.
RE: The Shop
01-16-2018, 05:12 AM
(12-23-2017, 01:12 AM)Mayu_Zane Wrote: »Begin making music. Make Nightcore.
RE: The Shop
01-17-2018, 06:16 PM
(01-16-2018, 05:12 AM)Tuesbirdy Wrote: »(12-23-2017, 01:12 AM)Mayu_Zane Wrote: »Begin making music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd0p7pbqDCI
RE: The Shop
01-24-2018, 10:05 AM
Quote:"I have schizophrenia and am entirely obedient to the voices. Also I love your hair." ![]() Boss: "...." The Boss seems offended. Quote:Begin making music. Quote:>Sing The Star-Spangled Banner ![]() Boss: "..." Quote:>"yo bICtH" and then do a cool dance move like the one where you put your head in your elbow, before pushing his chair out of the window ![]() ![]() Boss: "..." Quote:>Enough with this nonsense! Do something constructive. Quote:>"Where do I see myself in five years? Well, it's my life's goal to be the corrupted god-emperor of a world of perpetual atrophy and decay, where all things wither in agonizing un-life for my own fleeting amusement." ![]() You ponder what it means to be constructive in this particular situation. ![]() Your pondering intensifies. Quote:>become employee of the eternity. Instantly. Quote:>Don't forget to look 'em in the eye and use a firm handshake. ![]() The contract is... made? You have now aligned yourself with THE END OF THE LINE. Quote:>Creep away as sneakily as possible. You quietly crawl back out into the hall.
![]() You feel that something has changed since your last passing. A soft drumming of bass echoes nearby.
RE: The Shop
01-24-2018, 01:43 PM
>As a saxophone player, the bass is your sworn enemy. Find and destroy it.
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