MY KINGDOM

i was finally there

I like ur kingdom its good

your kingdom will fall when it faces the wrath of the Goblin Queen.

even as we speak, Her armies are on the march

MY KINGDOM is inside my heart

I like ur kingdom its good

Thank you!

wtf how do i, lock a thread?

Request it from a mod, like so:

** lock this thread **

lowcaps for me are meant to invoke humour but:

Thank You!

Can I trade you it for this horse

Gift Myeth the horse and then I will give you the kingdom.

A businessman keeps drinking my wine and a plowman is digging my soil. Neither of them know or care what the true worth of my services is. I trust you will be able to deal with them in a productive and efficient manner, though the option of bluntly punishing them is always open.

I will name the horse Vroom

Good taste

Wait... What happens to my heart once I give up the kingdom? Schazer, I hope you're a qualified heart surgeon or you know of one. I'm going to need all the help I can get with removing an entire alternate dimension from my most important organ.

I give the horse to myeth and tear the kingdom from your still-beating heart

:0

I changed my mind, this kingdom sucks. Will someone trade me it for a horse

Hmmm
This is for Vroom to decide now, for he stopped being my horse, and is now my friend. Go vroom Go

This kingdom sucks only because you neglected to follow the standard heart surgeon procedure. YOU BETRAYED THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH AND INSTEAD TOOK THE HYPOCRITICAL OATH.

Now I am like the dragon in Dragonheart the movie from 1996.

A coca cola bottle with 1.5 litres of coca cola in it, give it to me and I will say thank you.

I am rapidly losing glucose from all this excess blood spillage. Please help.

Can u ask god if horses can build civilisations once u die

Probably not

There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief.