RE: The Shop
07-11-2017, 09:38 AM
>Oh. Right.
>We still have to find where all the stuff went, huh.
>We still have to find where all the stuff went, huh.
Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
The Shop
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RE: The Shop
07-11-2017, 09:38 AM
>Oh. Right.
>We still have to find where all the stuff went, huh.
Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
RE: The Shop
07-11-2017, 11:06 AM
(This post was last modified: 07-11-2017, 11:12 AM by typeandkey.)
>Go full drill sergeant and command all the items to line up single file, maggots!
RE: The Shop
07-13-2017, 05:09 AM
Quote:>Oh. Right. Quote:>What's Asche up to? Is he being a good boy and cleaning the room? Quote:>"Asche bb we mis u" go fIND ASCHE Quote:> Go find Asche while blasting John Coltrane Quartet's Soul Eyes at max volume. You wheel about blaring your saxophone. Eventually you find Asche sitting among the mess of the room.
Some of the items appear familiar, while others not so much. It would seem things have moved in your absence. ![]() Asche: "That's not a bad tune... Welcome back by the way." Quote:>Go full drill sergeant and command all the items to line up single file, maggots! On your command, some of the meeker items take file.
![]() Asche: "Oh well, not bad at all. You might actually be able to do this."
RE: The Shop
07-13-2017, 05:15 AM
>...Take down that clown poster. Probably giving these things nightmares.
Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
RE: The Shop
07-13-2017, 05:45 AM
>Ohgod the clown poster. I don't think that's even FROM this world. Rip it down and make the Shahp Vac devour it. Tell Asche to mind his ears tho, because it's loud with the Shahp Vac on.
RE: The Shop
07-13-2017, 05:53 AM
Collect the poster. You might be able to collect a bounty! Also the Wanted poster. Maybe you can avoid danger!
RE: The Shop
07-13-2017, 09:32 AM
>Now then, with your saxophone, reenact that scene with the broom from the Sorcerer's Apprentice. That's the best way to get them moving. What could go wrong?
RE: The Shop
07-13-2017, 09:47 AM
OH MY GOD IS THAT HELEN
>TAKE THE CLOWN POSTER, KEEP IT SAFE, SHOW IT TO HELEN WHEN THEY GROW UP. Spoiler
RE: The Shop
07-15-2017, 01:34 AM
Quote:>...Take down that clown poster. Probably giving these things nightmares. Quote:>TAKE THE CLOWN POSTER, KEEP IT SAFE, SHOW IT TO HELEN WHEN THEY GROW UP. Quote:Collect the poster. You might be able to collect a bounty! Also the Wanted poster. Maybe you can avoid danger ![]() You take hold of the posters, however they refuse to be a part of your inventory. Quote:>Ohgod the clown poster. I don't think that's even FROM this world. Rip it down and make the Shahp Vac devour it. Tell Asche to mind his ears tho, because it's loud with the Shahp Vac on. You instead decide to feed them to the shop vacuum.
A splitting scream pierces the air. ![]() Asche: "So—Remember how I said NOT to aggravate the items here?" Quote:>Now then, with your saxophone, reenact that scene with the broom from the Sorcerer's Apprentice. That's the best way to get them moving. What could go wrong? You call forth the brooms of the room.
![]() They tend to your summon, and begin to work. ![]() Asche: "Oh well then, mission com—" ![]() SHOP BROOMS want to battle! Asche: "Bollocks."
RE: The Shop
07-15-2017, 01:41 AM
Oh dear. We can't use our dangerous stuff here...
Oh wait. >Pull out a sax, and play a soulful serenade. Appease them with your moving, emotional, heartfelt music.
Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
RE: The Shop
07-15-2017, 03:23 AM
(07-15-2017, 01:42 AM)typeandkey Wrote: »>Alright brooms, you wanna throwdown? We'll throwdown! > we'll wipe the floor with you!
RE: The Shop
07-15-2017, 04:13 AM
it just occurred to me that right before the poster was vacuumed, the clown was no longer in the poster.
Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
RE: The Shop
07-15-2017, 01:35 PM
(07-15-2017, 04:13 AM)Arcanuse Wrote: »it just occurred to me that right before the poster was vacuumed, the clown was no longer in the poster. jus' takin a walk don't worry about it! >"no thank u" awkward silence Spoiler
RE: The Shop
07-16-2017, 09:16 AM
Quote:>Alright brooms, you wanna throwdown? We'll throwdown! Quote:> we'll wipe the floor with you! From behind you, you hear Asche let out an exasperated groan.
Quote:>Pull out a sax, and play a soulful serenade. Appease them with your moving, emotional, heartfelt music. Quote:>Cue Some Nights nightcore remix You play a song filled with your heart and soul.
![]() SHOP BROOM A has lost the will to fight. SHOP BROOM B has lost the will to fight. SHOP BROOM C is distracted. SHOP BROOM D has opinions. SHOP BROOMS A and B have left the battle. Quote:>"no thank u" awkward silence ![]() The remaining shop brooms look at you confused, unsure of how to proceed.
RE: The Shop
07-16-2017, 09:23 AM
>Play Bill Withers' Lean On Me to foster a sense of friendship, and get them to help you out of here instead
RE: The Shop
07-16-2017, 09:31 AM
>Tell Broom C that Asche is too bashful to admit it, but he has a crush on them. Maybe they could break the ice and get things moving? *wink-wink*
RE: The Shop
07-17-2017, 01:12 AM
Quote:>Play Bill Withers' Lean On Me to foster a sense of friendship, and get them to help you out of here instead The brooms accept your gesture.
![]() They chain you tightly to the shelves. Now you can be friends of the storeroom forever. Quote:>"so, how's the weather? The wife treating ya good?" SHOP BROOM D jostles in what you think might be a nod.
Quote:>Tell Broom C that Asche is too bashful to admit it, but he has a crush on them. Maybe they could break the ice and get things moving? *wink-wink* SHOP BROOM C tries to add Asche along to the collection.
Asche however, manages to fend it off. ![]() Asche: "Woah there! Despite what Crate with Eyes is saying over there, I already have someone in my life." SHOP BROOM C is dejected. Quote:Offer them a saxophone each.
To make up for Asche's rude behavior, you offer a saxophone to each of the brooms.
![]() They wander off appeased, leaving the two of you alone. .... ![]() Asche: "Need a hand getting down?"
RE: The Shop
07-17-2017, 01:14 AM
>"no" break the laws of physics, float away into the unkown
Spoiler
RE: The Shop
07-17-2017, 01:26 AM
>Now I'm not saying I do, but I will say I'm far too macho to just say so in the hypothetical scenario that I do.
RE: The Shop
07-17-2017, 02:47 AM
>Ask Asche to free the screaming poster first and chide him for putting it in there in the first place.
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