The Maid

You are a Maid who just started work at a new house. You were sleeping soundly after your first day of work, when a loud noise suddenly roused you. You look around your dark room but find nothing out of place...

What will you do?

Look out the window

>lights

>Fortify your room by building a pillow fort. It must be battle ready by the witching hour.

>lights

camera...

ACTION

"Yo house just got PIMP'D"

Look out the window.



Oh, it started snowing. This window gives you a view of the area behind the house. Nothing looks out of the ordinary here.

Fortify room by building a pillow fort.



You only have the one pillow. You'll have to go to the laundry room if you want more. Though, it wont hurt to arm yourself at least. You grab the pillow.

Lights.



You grab the candle sitting on the floor. Wait, damnit. You forgot to bring matches. Looks like you'll just have to stumble around the dark until you find something to light it with.

Head to the laundry room then and look for matches along the way

>Make haste, make haste. Pillows are to be had, and no harm ever befell any who wandered alone in the dark.

Head to the laundry room.



You quietly open the door and head out into the hallway. A chilly wind blows through the hall, accompanied by the familiar smell of... wait.

Next.



Oh for fuck's sake, not again!

Next.

... Loot the body

It was the baron, with the candlestick!

Looks like this buddy was stabbed and someone pulled the knife out. The killer might still be around! You'll need a better weapon to arm yourself than a pillow

>kick the body

"Wake up ya fat fUCK"

"Wow fuck you too"

fanart incomingShow

>Well, your evening just got more complicated.

or

>This new development is currently irrelevant to the task at hand. Sidestep the cadaver and continue to the laundry room.

>Welp this is where you call the police.

>Mr Boddy must you keep getting murdered in the laundry room?

>clean up the broken vase. a good maid cleans all messes, even in the worst distresses!

put him in the washing machine. wash him

be the maid

>sweep it under the rug, literally.

> "again???" What happened the last time?

Clean up that broken glass, broken glass is hazardous!

Loot the body.



You crouch down and check the victim's pockets, being careful not to get any blood on your hands. This turns up nothing, apart from some tissues and trash.

You recognize the body as one of the senior servants working here. you didn't get a chance to meet really.

Clean up the broken vase.



This crystal vase looks pretty dangerous. While you don't want to disturb the crime scene, it probably wont hurt to collect the shards in a neat pile.

The lady of the house is going to be pretty upset, you were informed this was a very expensive possession of hers.

Call the police.



Eeehhhh no.

The last thing you want is to be confronted by that ostentatious detective again. Someone else can deal with the authorities.

You pick your stuff back up.

Again???



Yeah really. This is what, the 5th murder you've encountered in your work as a maid? Every time you start at a new place, like clockwork.
You are really getting tired of it...

Continue to the laundry room.



This isn't really any of your concern. As long as you stay out of it hopefully noone will try to pin it on you. Being careful to avoid the body, you head down the hall.

Hey, no wonder it's so cold. Someone left the window open! Don't the realize it's the middle of winter?

Next.



Ah yes, there they are. A sight for sore eyes.

how old's the blood on that there... pile of laundry

>Pillows, lots of pillows. You're rich, Rich, RICH!!!
>Being pillow rich is the best kind of rich.