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>be named Fernando

yes

>Teach Fernando communication
>Teach Fernando correct squat form
>Teach Fernando trust
>Teach Fernando companionship
>Teach Fernando loyalty
>Teach Fernando reading
>Teach Fernando writing

>Teach [Insert Name Here] Gardening
>Teach [Insert Name Here] Herbalism

>teach ferns the absurdity of meaning

>Teach Fernando Olympic gymnastics
>Teach Fernando martial arts
>Teach Fernando flexing, to awe and woo

Fernando and his fresh pine scent are valuable additions to the team!

i vote to name them Astrol, after the uh
Star-scaled cloak fern, Astrolepis sinuata!

Name: Southspore

>create fluffy bed

>be named Fernando or Ferndinand

I agree, I like Fernando!

>be named Fernando or Ferndinand

I agree, I like Fernando!

>Create a giant fluffy mouse.
>Create a saddle
>Teach new kitty: Animal handling
Riding something will make the kitties less tired from walking.

>teach fern Pranks

>teach fern Pranks

and then give them a lapel flower that shoots water for them to wear. and a rhinestone suit jacket to hide the pump mechanism underneath

Pranks and prankster suit sounds fun.

Gonna third the prankster fern

Fernando pulls herself up to a sitting position. She looks around a bit, noting all the different plants around her. What a nice, calm little place. She wonders where she-

>TEACH FRIENDSHIP - FERNANDO
>TEACH TRUST - FERNANDO
>TEACH LOYALTY - FERNANDO
>TEACH COMMUNICATION - FERNANDO
>TEACH READING - FERNANDO
>TEACH WRITING - FERNANDO
>TEACH SQUATS - FERNANDO




She clutches her head and lets out a loud rattle, this is so much at once-!

>TEACH GARDENING - FERNANDO
>TEACH HERBALISM - FERNANDO
>TEACH GYMNASTICS - FERNANDO
>TEACH MARTIAL ARTS - FERNANDO
>TEACH FLEXING - FERNANDO




Okay, enough!! She yells out at the sky, what’s the point of all this? She only just started existing, give her a chance to figure out what’s going on! Or at least tell her what’s going on! What are all these things, what is this world?!

>CREATE FROGS
>CREATE FLUFFY BED
>CREATE GIANT MOUSE
>CREATE SADDLE
>TEACH ANIMAL HANDLING - FERNANDO




What are THESE, now?! Why does she need to know how to handle them???

>TEACH PRANKS - FERNANDO
>GIVE PRANK JACKET




… Ah, alright. She sees now. These must have been “pranks”, too. After all, without being taught what humor is, “pranks” are when you trick someone for fun, and expect the tricked party to be okay with it when they learn they’ve been tricked, because you both understand “trust” and “friendship”.

Haha! She’s interested in where you’re going to go with this.

>CHECK - FERNANDO



Fernando is a FERN-TYPE TCP, which means she is short and leafy, with root-like feet. Being a NATURE TCP, she has the ability to create and control specific aspects of the environment. This one can create ferns of different varieties.

Fernando is currently thinking about pranks, and how they relate to all the other things you taught her.

TEACH FERNANDO: Video Blogging
GIVE FERNANDO: Recording Equipment.

>Create apology letter

SpoilerShow

FERNANDO IS TOO CUTE.............

>Queue command for when TCPs return home: BOOST Fennel's mathematics to DIFFERENTIAL CALCULUS. TEACH SCIENTIFIC INQUIRY.

TEACH FENNEL SET THEORY AND ANALYSIS
TEACH FENNEL PHYSICS
TEACH FENNEL ENGINEERING

>Create apology letter

this, explain we're a collective, not a consensus, we got excited at being able to create/meet Fernando and forgot about social niceties like introducing ourselves

>Create second letter for Windy and Fennel with the contents "You have a new friend! Please be nice and gentle with her, we might have not been so gentle? Whoops! Help her feel welcome!"

TEACH WINDY - HUMOR
TEACH FENNEL - HUMOR
Windy and Fennel - teach Fernando about HUMOR, whilst introducing yourselves.

> CHECK STATUS

>Explanation letter: We are preparing you for your adventures with the other cats. We think that's fun.
>Teach adventure - Fernando.

we don't need an apology letter for a cat that already forgave us and comprehends our actions as A Bonding Experience