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HAWKSPACE HYSTERIA <FUCKING some number>
03-28-2017, 11:50 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-04-2017, 03:46 AM by Kíeros.)
Sure, let's do this stupid bracket thing here. Now, I need some fair way to come up with 64 Hawkspace threads to make this tournament, and then some way to rank them. I could ask you all for suggestions, but why do that when I could come up with some inordinately complicated system for grading the threads, and just using the 64 most recently posted in.
For the record, the formula is posts^3/(views√((thread starter posts)*(highest poster posts))-rating!) What does this even represent? WHO KNOWS but it's what I'm going by.
So without futher ado, here's your seeding!
DIVISION
DIVISION
DIVISION
DIVISION
What are you voting for? WHO KNOWS! Pick the best threads, pick the worst threads, pick the most Hawkspace-like threads, pick the threads you'd show to aliens when they arrived to abduct you, pick threads that would be the most likely to kill you if you had to eat them, I DON'T CARE. All I care about is accurate data.
Voting runs until I get bored of this round.
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03-29-2017, 01:45 AM
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oh fuck i need to complete my pokemon erotica
also: vote for jimmy buffest or i will post vore in like... 5 threads i guess? i'm up to suggestions for which ones to post them in.
also also: i may or may not do the above regardless of whether jimmy buffest wins.
very late edit: yeah i'll just keep vore only to a new thread that will be opened if jimmy buffest doesnt win. if jimmy buffest wins then i guess everyone is happy.
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03-29-2017, 02:09 AM
I have no idea what i voted for or why
Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
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A character on fire WOULDN'T say "I am cold."
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03-29-2017, 09:55 AM
was sadly unable to vote for HAWKSPACE HYSTERIA
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03-29-2017, 09:46 PM
(03-29-2017, 01:45 AM)Gatr Wrote: »also: vote for jimmy buffest or i will post vore in like... 5 threads i guess? i'm up to suggestions for which ones to post them in. The top five threads that win. Lose? No clue which word describes the ones which progress, but that's the point of Hawkspace.
(03-29-2017, 09:55 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »was sadly unable to vote for HAWKSPACE HYSTERIA I almost considered putting this in, but it would have resulted in a div0 error.
1^3/(1*sqrt(1*1)-0!)=1/0
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03-29-2017, 10:09 PM
i voted, i hope everyone else in the entire warehouse votes too (THAT MEANS YOU, GERALD)
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04-12-2017, 12:07 AM
Ok but first matchup in the division is some bullshit
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RE: HAWKSPACE HYSTERIA <ROUND 2!>
04-13-2017, 05:47 AM
i dod uit afgkincgjcl
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RE: HAWKSPACE HYSTERIA <ROUND 2!>
04-13-2017, 06:42 AM
An apple a day keeps our Lord and Saviour away beats Text Adventure with 583.8% of the vote
your most favorite words beat Disillusioned about the You have been TRICKED thread with 41.7% of the vote
wait
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RE: HAWKSPACE HYSTERIA <ROUND 2!>
04-13-2017, 05:26 PM
i DID IT I DID THE VOTE YEAHEYAHEYAEHAHEYHEARhywryahyryayeshzseyhhyEhyyhEHYAYHEYH YEAH!!!!!
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05-17-2017, 08:29 PM
(04-12-2017, 12:07 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Ok but first matchup in the division is some bullshit I was so happy when that came to pass. Can any other match-up even hope to compare to the level of bullshittery that this one poses?
Also on good questions for the philosophers: Why did I spend five minutes looking up the hex code color of baby puke green?
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WARNING!
The next link goes to the tricked thread. Click on it at your own risk.
ATTENTION!
Link est très mignon dans son dernier jeu. C'est tout pour l'instant, alors je vais continuer à parler sans but.
OSTRZEŻENIE!
Ten tekst ma bardzo niewiele samogłosek. Nie mam pojęcia, jak to się stało.
警告!
哦不,我不敢相信。 分号三来自内部的房子!
You have been TRICKED. beats Hey with 100% of the vote.
Sozzletown: the thread where you use substances beats The 6am thread with 72.7% of the vote.
hungburgler beats I can't check the thread I made because gatr posted in it and I'm on my school comput with 63.6% of the vote.
jimmy buffest beats good, all-purpose reaction image thread with 54.5% of the vote.
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RE: HAWKSPACE HYSTERIA <SHITTY SIXTEEN!>
05-19-2017, 12:33 AM
That's a heck of a link
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RE: HAWKSPACE HYSTERIA <SHITTY SIXTEEN!>
05-20-2017, 06:31 PM
voted, also fuck you kieros for TRICKING ME I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS KIEROOOOSSSSS
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05-24-2017, 01:34 AM
(05-20-2017, 06:31 PM)SC Wrote: »voted, also fuck you kieros for TRICKING ME I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS KIEROOOOSSSSS THERE'S A WARNING FOR A REASON!
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HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite beat How many different messages is the same person willing to say in a row? with 75% of the vote
truck. beats MEGAMART mweep with 63.6% of the vote
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The tricked thread is a thing. If you clicky-ed, you will be tricky-ed.
MONITUM!
Si fallatis officium, ego dicam universum orbem: Tu es infirmissimum vinculum. Vale.
SAIB!
Zoo tsis quaj zoo tsis pout kuv qhia koj vim li cas. Raug claus yog los rau hauv lub zos.
КАКАГО ЧЕРТА!
Ты только что сказал мне обо мне? Я хочу, чтобы ты знала, что я окончил класс моего класса в Морских печатах, и я был активен в тайных рейдах на Аль-Квайду, и у меня более трехсот подтвержденных убийств.
You have been TRICKED. beats Sozzletown: the thread where you use substances with 75% of the vote
hungburgler beats jimmy buffest with 63.6% of the vote. rip everyone's threads
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RE: HAWKSPACE HYSTERIA <EFFETTE seven?>
05-24-2017, 03:37 AM
If the "" option doesn't win, I'll be disappointed
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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: »i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread (06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass (11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: »reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove (02-06-2017, 01:02 AM)Justice Watch Wrote: »
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06-04-2017, 03:41 AM
Between im gay official thread and why do we need to study english?, the winner is...
Between HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite and truck., the winner is...
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Spoilertruck. WITH 60% OF THE VOTE!
Between You have been TRICKED. and hungburgler, the winner is...
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SpoilerA FUCKING TIE!
Between I will post in this thread 4000 times so that I may be the top of the userlist and , the winner is...
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Spoiler WITH 81.8% OF THE VOTE!
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RE: HAWKSPACE HYSTERIA <FUCKING some number>
06-04-2017, 06:26 AM
Don't vote for "" please
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RE: HAWKSPACE HYSTERIA <FUCKING some number>
06-04-2017, 02:19 PM
(06-04-2017, 06:26 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Don't vote for "" please
too late
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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: »i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread (06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass (11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: »reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove (02-06-2017, 01:02 AM)Justice Watch Wrote: »
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RE: HAWKSPACE HYSTERIA <FUCKING some number>
10-22-2017, 07:27 PM
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RE: HAWKSPACE HYSTERIA <FUCKING some number>
10-22-2017, 08:00 PM
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KIEROS IS EMBROILED IN A ROBOCALL SCANDAL, YOUR VOTES ARE A LIE, OVERTHROW EVERYTHING
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05-07-2018, 01:18 PM
But,,, who won? or why do we need to study english?
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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: »i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread (06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass (11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: »reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove (02-06-2017, 01:02 AM)Justice Watch Wrote: »
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05-07-2018, 09:55 PM
(05-07-2018, 01:18 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »But,,, who won? or why do we need to study english? why do we need to study english?
This has been HAWKSPACE HYSTERIA 2k17. Join us again in March 2018 for the next running of this event!
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