you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time

it turns out that eating too many bananas is unhealthy for you. go take a walk. eating a banana of course

it turns out you tripped on a banana peel while walking, which caused the peel to slip away from the banana

it turns out there has been much talk of peeling, but does someone want a banana

turns out the peel is like a corn kernel, so just eat that thing whole.

turns out if you give it time, the peel will move on and forget all about you.

turns out your peel is due online by midnight and there is no way they'll accept what you have now.

turns out the banana wasn't a peeling

it turns out bananas are radioactive and the peel is the only thing that keeps you safe

it turns out you're supposed to put the banana in the microwave

it turns out you're supposed to integrate the bannana with respect to length

turns out you cut slits in the peel and leave it to hang and the banana comes out overnight

turns out you have to use a cheese grater

it turns out you have to take half of the peel off first, then remove half of the remaining peel, then half of that peel, then half of that peel, then half of that peel, then half of that peel, then half of that peel...

it turns out the real peels were the friends we made along the way.

turns out you have to use a cheese grater

it turns out you're supposed to use a cheese grater

it turns out you gotta steal my valor

it turns out you have to store the banana in a ? box and then open it

it turns out the banana was actually a mushroom

it turns out you're supposed to top and tail it then blow on one end

It turns out you're supposed to put it in a bottle, place a gasoline-soaked handkerchief where the stopper should be, light the hanky at the tail, and then throw the bottle at someone.

it turns out you're supposed to put it in the gas tank of your friend's car

it turns out you're supposed to tie the two ends of the peel to two horses and then scare them

it turns out you can let bees do the job for you. click here to learn more

it turns out there's an all-natural way...

it turns out you have to wrap it in a rug and then unfurl it really fast

it turns out you gotta burn it open