RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-15-2017, 12:48 PM
it turns out that eating too many bananas is unhealthy for you. go take a walk. eating a banana of course
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-15-2017, 12:48 PM
it turns out that eating too many bananas is unhealthy for you. go take a walk. eating a banana of course
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-15-2017, 12:50 PM
it turns out you tripped on a banana peel while walking, which caused the peel to slip away from the banana
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-15-2017, 01:38 PM
Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-15-2017, 03:24 PM
turns out the peel is like a corn kernel, so just eat that thing whole.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-15-2017, 03:25 PM
turns out if you give it time, the peel will move on and forget all about you.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-15-2017, 03:28 PM
turns out your peel is due online by midnight and there is no way they'll accept what you have now.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-15-2017, 04:03 PM
turns out the banana wasn't a peeling
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-15-2017, 09:09 PM
it turns out bananas are radioactive and the peel is the only thing that keeps you safe
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-15-2017, 09:10 PM
it turns out you're supposed to put the banana in the microwave
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-15-2017, 09:16 PM
it turns out you're supposed to integrate the bannana with respect to length
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-15-2017, 09:22 PM
turns out you cut slits in the peel and leave it to hang and the banana comes out overnight
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-15-2017, 09:23 PM
turns out you have to use a cheese grater
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-15-2017, 09:49 PM
it turns out you have to take half of the peel off first, then remove half of the remaining peel, then half of that peel, then half of that peel, then half of that peel, then half of that peel, then half of that peel...
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-15-2017, 09:53 PM
it turns out the real peels were the friends we made along the way.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-15-2017, 10:11 PM
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-15-2017, 10:30 PM
it turns out you have to store the banana in a ? box and then open it
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-15-2017, 10:31 PM
it turns out the banana was actually a mushroom
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-15-2017, 11:51 PM
it turns out you're supposed to top and tail it then blow on one end
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-16-2017, 12:07 AM
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It turns out you're supposed to put it in a bottle, place a gasoline-soaked handkerchief where the stopper should be, light the hanky at the tail, and then throw the bottle at someone.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-16-2017, 12:18 AM
it turns out you're supposed to put it in the gas tank of your friend's car
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-16-2017, 12:19 AM
it turns out you're supposed to tie the two ends of the peel to two horses and then scare them
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-16-2017, 12:19 AM
it turns out you can let bees do the job for you. click here to learn more
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-16-2017, 12:20 AM
it turns out there's an all-natural way...
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-16-2017, 12:21 AM
it turns out you have to wrap it in a rug and then unfurl it really fast
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
02-16-2017, 12:21 AM
it turns out you gotta burn it open
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