tokki tokki dosi

"tokki tokki dosi"



You’re riding on an incredibly empty and boring train for some reason. You’re not sure where you got on, or where it is you’re headed. You can vividly recall being just as bored in the same spot about 30 minutes ago… but that’s as far back as you can remember for some reason? If the rest of your life was that boring though, why keep it in your head?

Maybe you should start with the basic facts. What’s your name? What’s your favourite colour? Which horrid training regime were you forced into under the Grey Building?

Name: Selen
Color: Cyan
Training: Computer Programming.

Your name is Guy, your favorite color is white. Technically white isnt a color but you dont care. You were trained in communications, but you have a crippling fear of public speaking.

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Name: Coconut
Color: Grey!
Training: Marksmanship

Name: Coconut
Color: Grey!
Training: Marksmanship

Oh yeh. You’re name is Coconut! You love it when every colour is carelessly smushed together and loses their soul. If you could put anything on a tombstone, it would be “Bang! Bang!” but also hopefully “Not Coconut” somewhere as well.

in short though youre a two bit card that only makes up for it with cuteness!



None of this matters right now, you just heard the footsteps of something that sounds like 5 tons of muscle; or an XXXXXL Elvis impersonator, but that is probably very wishful thinking!

It's your new manager

> Quick! Hide and observe who it is.

Greet life head-on!

Its a robot

It's a dire weasel

>It's Bill from Math Class. You don't like Bill. RUN!

Greet life head-on!

The FM-implant in your prefrontal cortex is right! You ain't a flapping wussy! YOU DON'T FEEL FEAR!



Whatever comes through that door, Elvis, murderer or otherwise, doesn't matter to you because YOU'LL STAND STEADFAST!!!



wait what the heck this guy weighs 50 tonnes?

> Well then, if you're going to be steadfast, say hello to them.

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> Well then, if you're going to be steadfast, say hello to them.

You... you can't! As regrettable as it is, you just can't bring yourself to speak to something so ugly and dumb!!

>Ok, wow, rude, you'd best apologize to this handsome gentleman.

tell them you like to eat tums by the handful

Escape from the precarious situation!

...Go around them.

you might be cute but you're not exactly museum gallery material neither, you little shit

tell them you like to eat tums by the handful

Feeling kind of terrible and awkward, you try and think of something, really anything, to say.





Maybe enthusiastically saying the first thing on your mind wasn't a very good mov-



Oh jeez they're actually trying to engage you back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

> Well, listen to them.

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> Well, listen to them.

uhhhh.