HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite

i would like to request an egg that would like to request an egg

I think this topic just won the lotto.

Ah 666, the spooning number.

The corrupter of worlds has been born. The code around it buzzes in horror. This is no normal baby. This is chaos. If you were smart you'd throw this baby in to the volcano instead of raising it. This baby. It's bad. It's a bad baby who knows no kindness or love.

wELL IF UR GONNA BE RUDE ABOUT IT FC OF COURSE ITS NOT GONNA KNOW KINDNESS OR LOVE SMH

Also, I would like to ask for a baby. I want a special baby. A baby of fire. A baby of robots. I want a baby who knows the meaning of dolorem ipsum. A baby that knows, pain teaches. And it has learnt a lot. Can you help me find a baby like this, FC?

I love all of these babies

I am not sure Lisa Frank would make for a good egg

she is a bad egg i tell you, A BAD EGG!

i would like to request an egg that can withstand the darkness of the void between stars so that i may take it with me and provide adequate care.

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The tiny faces on momma and child egg are freaking me out. I thought they were just dirty so I tried cleaning them but they won't come off. Why are they smiling?

I would like to request an egg, but all of these eggs are way too round. I can't be having with that.
Is there an egg that doesn't share this tragic flaw of roundness?

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Did you. Just make. A loss.jpg. Out of eggs?

Did you. Just make. A loss.jpg. Out of eggs?

...

Maybe

Yes

kieros you memester

you are beautiful and a force for good in this world

If it is not too late may i request an intensely fluffy egg?

edit: also, oh my gosh, kieros, pls.

The next wave of babies will be coming soon. But first. Evolutions of babies to adults. Coming to a theatre near you.

nP, what are you doing with baby Jim in your signature? How did he get there?? >:( You better not have kidnapped my froglet...

nP, what are you doing with baby Jim in your signature? How did he get there?? >:( You better not have kidnapped my froglet...

You see baby Jim is an aspiring meme, and what do memes do? They spread. So Jim memed his way into my sig.

...Also he was attracted to the fish eggs. Good thing he didn't get to any of them before they hatched.

*takes an egg*

It is already hatched.

What

Oh I get it

The babies are evolving

This is the final evolution of all these babies





Danggit gime this is just an aftik with a wing.
Not even 2 wings.
A wing.








See had Kieros kept the baby all stretched out, the baby would have become a real cute dragon bb, but sadly as the dragon baby attempted to reach new heights it was smashed up. Now the baby (Which is an adult) skitters around the area all funny like. Was it worth it?









Did you expect to be tricked asked the fox baby as he filled in applications. "Yeah I don't do that anymore" he shrugged. There were no tricks to be seen here.










While everyone had gave up on this baby. You didn't. Now the baby has learned the power of love and kindness, all because of you. In 50 million years this baby will destroy the whole universe with the powers you taught it.









This baby is kind of annoyed the baby above it got to have both of its wings opened and has put its wings down. This hipster baby is thinking about traveling forward in time to get life over and done with now that someone else took "its thing".









Baby jim has become a good office worker like his idol in office quest.
Baby jim hopes everyone is proud of him even though he doesn't have a suitcase.









Ok lets be honest here, the slime hawk just got a more dynamic pose.










The babies got together and decided they wanted to be the best dog ever. With the power of teamwork they became.....well this kind of looks more like a pangolin but it's the thought that matters ok?










The baby is shitposting
Stop it

holy fuck I love all of these babies

The babies are evolving


Baby jim has become a good office worker like his idol in office quest.
Baby jim hopes everyone is proud of him even though he doesn't have a suitcase.

I am very proud of Baby Jim.

thank you for making all these great babies gime

Was it worth it?

Yes

Wonderful, wonderful. I'm going to hug all of them, especially the dog.

Or rather, I would hug them if I could. You see all my "stolen" babies are actually just an elaborate system of smoke, mirrors and hologram projectors set up to look like existing babies. And some of them are starting to question their realness attribute...

So I would like to request an egg that my hologram babies can interact with so that they feel more real. Either that or an even less real egg so my fake babies look more real by comparison.